FILE DATE: December 11, 2024 | STATUS: LOGGED
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@PotatoOfLife We popped in on Timbo during one of his recent 16 hour streams and found him in a strange mood. He outlined the current Potato influence and what he wanted for the future. Side note: Timbo, Kim Jong Un is probably not gonna be happy with your Potato Revolution in North Korea.
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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags today on the Strange World of potato we'll give you a peek at timbo's view of the world and its place in the potato verse that's right do you live in Idaho Taiwan Ireland Northern Ireland Iraq or some parts of Russia well guess what no you don't at least not according to him We're GNA so if we if this is the world map okay okay no Timbo not okay this looks like [__] because of the
**[00:35]** potato flag then we can zoom in here and we can say that uh Port monkey this is uh Port monkeys control gets the color yellow and Australia Lex Luther would be proud the port monkey controls all of this don't get attached to Tasmania though thump it's all the port monkeys spiler okay so he has influence over that he doesn't think it's part of Australia or something we call that layer P monkey how interesting he started with
**[01:11]** thumps territory guess we know who timbo's main villain is monkey and then we make a new layer and we call it potato potato and then we make one layer call it Marty and then we make one layer called the big chech so the big Tech should be like this color I think it's interesting with green so I believe big Tech owns so if we just I believe big Tech owns all of this big Tech evidently doesn't
**[01:55]** care about Alaska Hawaii or other US territories that's big Tech territory and monkey owns that and then Marty sorry gu he's like like he also owns can you guess which country Marty owns Marty's like he owns we did and so did you here arties but it's contested you see if you know anything about the history between them anyway if you don't it's Israel this is Mar's okay but he also has parts of this oh and a
**[02:35]** few Islands in big Tech land too but he has like influence in some of this looks like one place he has is he owns like large parts of New York and Etc and so it's like Lordsburg New Mexico whatever you say Timbo like Big T and Marty you know and then we get to the potato and the potato has North Korea there are about 50 North Koreans on the internet that would disagree with you my guy
**[03:15]** this is potato okay no we really don't think they'd be okay with that there's a reason they limit internet access in that particular country Timbo come to think of it you should consider traveling there to try converting people on the street to potato they just love outside ideas there bellus really don't ask why or how this this potato that could be your motto don't ask why we assume you'll explain it some Point anyway well that was
**[03:59]** a neat way to end the whole Ireland Northern Ireland problem okay and then this is potato though something tells me neither side is going to be happy with this solution either Timbo and this is the capital of potato right it's actually you know the like a like the main seat here so it's rued from there so it's not you can see it's not much yet not much yet right and then it has a a single state
**[04:33]** here so where's Idaho not there it's not much but it is what it is and hang on that would be Idaho is not in Europe Timbo not even close there you go getting warmer like this part looks a bit big for Idaho really man you got parts of Washington Oregon Nevada Montana Utah and Wyoming we just have one and a bit of Canada too wait have any other leg just you know we don't own anything else
**[05:14]** not for long though that is it that's it right Timbo you can see it's a small part of the world but it's pretty much on the same longitude though latitude Timbo the lines that go east west are called latitude North South or longitude that's the thing it's almost all in the same longitude Tim's no Navigator which is that's kind of interesting our it's on the same length itude length itude isn't a word look at it but
**[05:50]** anyways so when you layer that with Big T hang on this map really shows how ignorant you are big Tech compan iies aren't just American let's make it more accurate not by a long shot you're leaving out China Japan South Korea and parts of Europe for starters all in favor of skipping the shitty coloring job the eyes have it what that's a fun thing to do it wasn't fun to watch something you should consider when live
**[06:22]** streaming and trying to get supporters big Tech's influences all over there let's look at monkeys it's too much he doesn't own the ocean hear that thump no more Maritime zones for you anymore let me read the chat while I can do this I can read the chat it's just filling out the whole multitasking isn't your thing who is Marty I don't know yes you do he owns the blue stuff on your map duh you know he
**[06:55]** doesn't know in tesia he doesn't get to have Tasmania so you can see the the potatoes influence is not very is not very great when you look at how much influence big Tech has but then the influence it sort of expands there's a sphere of influence you know seems appropriate he chose a darker color for the capital of potato much like the dark world he inhabits so you know and extends to like here you know Holland
**[07:25]** and parts of Northern Europe welcome to potato because of cultural influence interesting side fact potatoes at least the kind you eat actually come from South America potatoes is very it's true uh they were brought to Europe in the 16th century who would say there's like a sphere of influence why mention that because potato Jesus completely ignores the entire continent Germany is pretty Pro have a lot of potatoes down here you know just there's like a there
**[08:08]** like a influence Spirit on this whole ltitude to be honest even Danish potatoes over here you know this part here russes this is also there's also you know potato stuff over there but just saying well let's just leave it at that let's just let's just you can't leave it like that let's just have it like that and then come on Timbo is that really all the territory you need so let's not forget that potatoes actually come
**[08:42]** from here of course not you know this is this is the Cradle of existence no that's a rack so we'll just imagine that this is also potatoes and it actually expands cuz there's like Rivers here they flow into there for his history biology and anthropology lovers out there Timbo is wrong again Humanity didn't originate in Mesopotamia human civilization did the earliest signs of human remains have been found in the Great Rift Valley East Africa what he's
**[09:14]** talking about is the cradle of civilization and let us tell you they would have handled his potato nonsense pretty damn quick he'd have been sent out into the desert and he doesn't exactly strike us as the Survivor type this is Iraq so but we're going to pretend like that is potato country why because you're greedy well it's because there's these Rivers there's two rivers flowing out here that's the cradle of civilization and they had a God
**[09:47]** the Mesopotamians worshiped many gods Gods plural Timbo so culturally there's an attachment to this where is potato under M po here this is the brown dot r on the brown dot Brown dot storm coming Tim this is turkey so Iraq is here this is Iran and Israel is there the blue so we're just going to assume that that's smarty but that's even even that is contested by potato you know cuz we know potato Stein is potato
**[10:20]** country potato Stein cute the Palestinians will love that we know the parts of this Gaza Strip look looks a bit long in your map Timbo tested by potato what about the West Bank did potato Stein seed it to Marty we know that uh Tim must be buffering that this is monkey country we're skipping a several minute long aside about the war in the Middle East we can simply sum it up by saying big Tech and thump
**[10:53]** are very interested in Syria let's get back to Timbo dreams of expanding potato that's honestly also potato territory and that's why we are feeling some of these attacks from Marty but the attacks stopped right so they are not barming Lebanon anymore but now all the contest is in the tree so I would argue the tree is right here in Syria the syrians would find it something happened in Syria and the new government is forming and that's
**[11:28]** the tree surpris that a dude new something is forming over here in Syria from Down Under there's lots of potato you can see all of that belongs to potato built a tree there and all of this should also belong to potato but that belongs to Iran Iran Iraq whatever right Tim you know but in order to Great make a greater potato Nation we need to have all of this see um have a spe influence why why
**[11:57]** should this belong to potato and also it doesn't look like you're kidding either you seem to seriously be daydreaming about somehow controlling this territory from what we've seen you can't even control making sure they didn't forget your fries at McDonald's so that's kind of the the dream a greater um potato verse greater potato verse right over well of course Syria is also part of it you know this that's also that also becomes greater potato MSE this
**[12:42]** actually it spans all the way down here Saudi Arabia seems pretty chill they'll have no problem with any of this we're sure go from should yeah [Music] yep I believe that could be a great Empire to have you know just like that would be like the perfect greater potato Empire but what if we had like a bridge into Europe like if it was more powerful you know if we went from there and then you know we
**[13:18]** could have all of the Byzantine no that's turkey Timbo because it could kind of give us like like kind of like the power over between Europe and and the middle and the Middle East right and then we can connect you mean the BOS all the potatoes and make all of Europe potato as it should be maybe it's just us but the meatbag thinks this could very well be the way Hitler mapped out his plans to connect
**[13:46]** all the Germanic people gmania no potato man e nice try C8 and then and here and and then it should border to here lots of Spuds in Portugal and Spain that's it now of course Britain Italy two like all of this basically branching into Russia and of course Scandinavia is of course of course also potato but this the Empire of potato that's it that is the Empire of potato and that's it that is what I believe
**[14:37]** we should have you know he's not done right should be ours us ours too even even North Korea too just these little proxies just so we can make proper trade that's good that's good you see what I'm saying we do Timbo we do indeed cuz kipley was born down here KY was born here and that matters because this is Kip's you know birthing place the old Tigris and Euphrates yeah right kbl knows this is the birth
**[15:15]** and death place of Ki but that's why we need it for the Empire that's the but this is technically the all that we want we don't want anything else potato Empire this is all that we believe belongs to us not for long though right Timbo if you want to have another if you want to have a proxy you want to go to Africa I do believe that the what was that what nation down here he's going
**[15:46]** to say Uganda it's right here Mr geography north side of Lake Victoria Uganda is also a potato you know where's Uganda we need UGA but that is so we need a we have a proxy in US proxy in Uganda and one in North Korea if only you could find it right and that should be it is that really all you want Timbo oh yeah yeah and this island down here you've got the map almost centered over
**[16:15]** Sri Lanka this one that's Taiwan that is potato and they don't [__] touch that and there he is solving another Global crisis Tater Your solution once again would only piss off everyone involved if Taiwan isn't down with being part of China there sure as [__] not going to have any of yours and the PRC would kindly ask you to get in line if you want their Island all around not an ideal solution butd they better not
**[16:52]** that is potato Island right there that's that's y that's a y so that is and that's don't touch it potato belongs to potato okay right there this little do this is China over here next to it but that little thing right here that's potato that's a yam called Taiwan it's a yam and he wasn't quite done just yet skipping his nonsense about Taiwan for his next land gobble it's kind of like what I was like dreaming
**[17:34]** about that's kind of what they did isn't it because after this point I'd be like H maniacal Left 4 seconds I want this too you know like and then I'll be like wait that's creepy Tim creepy as I'm drawing this up I'm like you know wait this is too familiar you know what I'm saying be like it'd be nice if we had after this point I think we need to have [Music] um that's why they could
**[18:17]** T Syria overnight because they're at the end stage of this but anyways that's the IDE are you taking a you take a picture sure did Timbo that's the ideal and there you have it potato doesn't want the whole world yet but all jokes aside this was quite cringy to watch if it was supposed to be a joke his mostly flat delivery really didn't sound like a funny story the only part he genuinely laughed about was absorbing
**[18:43]** big Tech land anyway if you live in any of these places we'd hold off on preparing for the day of potato for that to happen Timbo would need to go further than the local McDonald's or hash stall thank you for watching have a great rest of the week