FILE DATE: December 17, 2024 | STATUS: LOGGED
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Source Link: Watch on YouTube Channel: Roboto San
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@PotatoOfLife Who knew badly playing guitar, telling your stream you’re God and, then: Filming people who didn’t want to associate with you, could lead to the cops being called?
Music: Song: Stinkfist (Just for you Timbo) Artist: Tool
Song: Walk Artist: Pantera
Song: Us And Them Artist: Pink Floyd
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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags today we have an episode from timbo's Life he'd probably like to forget but also gives us a look at how he interacts with people one night in 2019 our pre potato Timbo decided to take his guitar and go to a bar and that is where we join him grifting in progress [Music] oh for the love of God what has that poor guitar ever done to you thank goodness its pain was palpable [Music] right now
**[00:57]** he's looking in the general direction of a group of people sitting at a table things are about to get spicy and clumsy well guess we know why Timbo never streams outside the house anymore he's not the best camera guy there are women over there and timos on the hunt for one you can feel the desperation flowing from him he really wishes they'd ask him to join them however he seems to have forgotten they came for a
**[01:40]** good time not to be on his stream [Music] the laughter doesn't make Timbo happy oh and watch the chat there's a Danish speaker in there and many of the comments are hilarious oh they're saying they had a previous guy that he was really annoying they don't want to have other people into the group shot down again eh Tim I don't care I understand people are rejected by Nature because some idiot came to be an idiot to
**[03:09]** these people I don't even know they reject me because of some previous idiot he's a whole new idiot they don't know what they're missing so they reject something they don't know they know Timbo they know reject God they don't want to kneel down see there's your problem they aren't rejecting God they're rejecting the reject who strangles a guitar and stares needfully at them [__] man that's just common sense never let the weirdo with the guitar into
**[03:39]** your group they don't want to kneel I am God I just don't know that's the thing is that they don't know I'm God they don't know they're sitting with God they just think they're sitting with another human being it's like what if God was one of us just a stranger in the bar and he's trying to find his way home you see I don't care about you I don't care about these oh yes put the mean
**[04:25]** people on camera you're an [__] Tim human beings they're all humans having a human life having a human experience I'm just hearing having a Godly experience hey hey look at me I'm God no you're not God plays better if he she exists I'm here to have a Godly experience these fools are here to have a human experience they're not they're not laughing me for talking my phone they're just laughing because they have no lives they don't
**[05:22]** know what the [__] they're doing they don't know what they're doing having a good time they don't know what they're doing they're human beings look at them like they don't know what they're actually doing they're just doing what [__] they're doing they don't know what they're doing they don't know what they're missing it's like why would you turn down a human being it's like well there's a good reason you keep putting them on your stream and
**[05:47]** like they said the last weirdo that joined the group turned out to be a weirdo hate to break it to you Timbo but you're a weirdo too they made the right call hey can I join you no we had a bag of experience with the they don't know what to do they human being they're humans having a human experience I'm God having a Godly experience I'm just watching these poor humans uh oh timbo's been busted this
**[06:23]** right here starts a series of events that lead to the biggest potato meltdown we've seen so far bear in mind from their perspective he's a dude at a bar who asked to join them and was nicely told no thank you he responded by assuming their laughter was at him instead of say the previous weirdo what did Tim do well he talked about being God and started trying to covertly film them so far Timbo is 100% the
**[06:50]** [__] we don't speak Danish unless it's cheese but it seems fairly obvious she's not happy with the c pointed at her Timbo and she's off to talk to the bar owner keep pushing Timmy keep pushing later when he says he didn't do anything remember this nice puppy dog eyes Timbo you little [__] fore here we go agreed chat person we heard pite too [Music] again we don't speak Danish but we'd be willing to bet he is
**[08:45]** saying he didn't film her or them which is an outright lie nice one Timbo guess God tells a lot of lies [Music] you know turning it off is the last thing timbo's going to do okay well admit fault would be the last thing but turning off the phone is right up there I know right what's the world coming to when people won't let the weirdo with the guitar live streaming himself join them then what's up with
**[09:44]** getting all bent out of shape over a little internet doxing geez Denmark must suck [Music] foree [Music] and here we have him not filming the woman only because we put up a black box you're a shitty liar Timbo for what the [__] okay hello hello I want p so potato is a Karen not a big surprise [Music] yeah know you are a major [__] Timbo sitting here for spee what the [__] want know and he's out
**[14:07]** on the street but you know Timbo can't let it end there oh no they threw him out for nothing and kept his beer he can't let those mud dwellers win I knock him the [__] out man knock him the [__] out man [__] these [__] man give me my [__] beer man I want my [__] I paid for that m in [__] and down goes the camera and Timbo right now he's being held down by three
**[14:58]** or four people guess he's not really God huh [Music] Can you all believe this guy has a hard time making friends and connections with people this guy doesn't do anything to deserve the things that happened to him in his mind anyway [Music] now let's speed things up until the police get there [Music] he [Music] I [Music] it [Music] naturally he needs to Gaslight the police and plead his innocence we all saw him film them we all
**[17:56]** saw him go back and start a fight don't forget this is all his fault in the end the police decide to just take him home which is very nice of them but of course Timbo doesn't see it that way despite everything we saw he wants people to believe it wasn't his fault he was a needy spiteful prick nobody told him to go there nobody told him to try stalking the group and nobody forced him to film
**[18:24]** them to this very day he's still doing this on an almost daily basis except now he wants people to join him it would be sad if he wasn't such a sick prick this is where we'll end it the really interesting stuff has happened already we hope you've enjoyed this look at timbo's big night out being a pest thank you for watching have a great week