FILE DATE: December 24, 2024 | STATUS: LOGGED
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Source Link: Watch on YouTube Channel: Roboto San
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@PotatoOfLife Tim, Port Monkey is right, this is not healthy. And a shout out to @KeepGuns for providing solid advice, Timbo completely deflected.
Music: Song: Swallowed Artist: Bush
Song: King Nothing Artist: Metallica
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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags this is it the potato verse has gone to Defcon one Timbo has had it he's calling in the big guns my life is less than it was a month ago and you're part of that Ford monkey and so you're a perpetrator in my life you're you're part of the abuse that's been going on around me for so long poor monkey and I'm going to tell my mother so I hope when you look her into
**[00:26]** the eyes and you're going to hear her say that you're a piece of [__] that you will take that to heart from an old lady because she will tell you tomorrow the thing every Divine Touch child has at their disposal that's right he's going to tell his mother on the trolls Timbo you just sealed the deal on your L house status now and forever not even meting me says he's going to tell his mommy anymore that
**[00:51]** is really really sad potato and shows a surprising lack of intelligence we're sure your mom is nice and all but do you really think thump AKA Port monkey is really going to give a damn what she thinks he's a grown man you are supposedly a grown man too grown men handle their own problems they don't need parental intervention by the way this is actually a pretty good estimation of how we imagine Timbo himself sees the world
**[01:19]** potato [__] overlaid on top of the reality we're not kidding either and are willing to accept the possibility of being wrong one thing is certain though it's a shitty way to watch someone play a game and then you're going to have to explain to my mother why she had to press me out of you know why you're were doing that to her son remember all Port monkey did was open up a Discord server for people Timbo
**[01:53]** chucked out of his garden that's literally it you don't think it burdens her what do you feel about that we think you should blame yourself no I don't want you to speak to to my mother she's going to speak to you what exactly does he imagine is going to happen yeah exactly but she's going to speak to you anyways is she going to cut down the tree she's going to let you know cuz I'm going to
**[02:16]** tell her honestly Timbo you're out of your damn mind if you think words from Mom are going to ward off the trolls I'm going to tell her what a psychopath you are then you're going to hear from an old lady you're sick [__] piece of [__] Timbo you're the one who touched your sister calling him a sick piece of [__] is ludicrous and more proof you project like [Music] rxo right so you just make a big
**[02:50]** joke of it right so it shows you don't like the thing that you said was love right here you go like now the truth the true face what you're lying sack of [__] you don't love that's you hate me there are more emotions than love and hate Tim maybe he strongly dislikes you perhaps he's ambivalent about you or what if he pities you don't tell me what to do you're nothing in my life nobody tells Tim
**[03:26]** dly what to do if he wants to pout and tell his mother mother that's a multi-dimensional chess move by a genius who happens to be touched by [Music] Divinity [Music] yeah but you try to explain that to an old lady why she has to work overtime old lady and pay my bills maybe you could explain that to her incredible [__] detected we can certain explain it to her if you'd like but first can you please explain
**[04:01]** one tiny detail you just mentioned why the [__] is your mother working overtime to support you Timbo you just revealed that not only is your mother employing the Clint Saunders plan to dealing with a problem child but she is actively working her ass off to do it maybe you could explain to my mother tomorrow why she has to pay all my bills Mony maybe she can explain why the hell you can't be bothered to get a
**[04:31]** job with steady income and less trolls naturally you're probably wondering just how things got to this point well we'll tell you or rather show and tell you it all started in Discord voice chat people were talking bantering having a good time while Timbo stewed it was obvious something troubled our hero it was practically emblazened on his forehead this went on for a very long time however we leave it in so you can see what he was
**[05:14]** doing while they talked bear in mind he only spoke a couple of times during this period he is the pouty kid who is pissed off nobody's paying attention to him he wants people to notice how sad he is what a baby I guess we're running low head go I want warm towel feels so good all over my bruised hand I don't recognize my life here we go okay why are you having a mental crisis potato don't
**[05:51]** recognize myself in my own life he's not the center of attention you're having like an out of Body Experience no I know I do not recognize myself in my own life I don't I want I want I don't want I don't want this direction my life something to change something and I I'm bored whatever I don't like this whatever this is I don't like this I'm having a shitty like I don't whatever's going on now Tim
**[06:17]** that wasn't very neighborly of you sure it's okay to ask if the topic of conversation can be changed but you don't have to do it like you were a king or judge demanding order in your court a simple can we please talk about something else would suffice also a recommendation for a new topic is helpful too you're not shut the [__] up disrespectful the sack of [__] so something's got to change you mean anything and everything
**[06:52]** but you needs to change am I right Timbo and um and we not it's just not talking we're not continuing the conversation M something changed something drastically absolutely [__] off get out of my sight Jesus said that a lot too you know who you are get [__] off walk right now just walk binging I want to hear ding ding ding can you believe he has trouble keeping Pals sorry that was you know I'm at work go
**[07:23]** to your go to your [__] tree I have go to the [__] go to the [__] tree you [__] dogs to the [__] tree dogs yeah Ding and here we have a great look at a magnificent specimen of ass holus entius also known as the entitled [__] in its native habitat you feel better now potato no what do you want me to leave too yeah why during this part one of the voice chat participants tried to
**[08:09]** talk Timbo out of making them leave the look on his face says to us at least on some level he enjoyed the begging well what he probably saw as begging anyway yeah that's that's actually he actually gets it because that's I felt like I'm sitting in my living room and I got 11 [__] degenerates in my house and I'm like what the [__] is going on I did I I just I just I'm it's like 4:00
**[08:40]** a.m. it's Christmas I got I have family tomorrow what the [__] what the [__] I didn't I never asked for that in the past 10 years never [__] and here I'm [__] I'm [__] [__] smack in the face I will because what the [__] what the [__] I just I just want I sit here I just want to [__] have peace in my life you know you understand Roblox is so annoying they constantly try to get
**[09:07]** you to buy [__] and you [__] up leveling up and [__] and you get stuck so I'm playing Roblox yeah I guess that's my cue to go to bed all right good night everybody um this I got to this is I'm losing brain way too I'm this is anyways you all [__] suck wow uh and uh I don't even want to say Merry Christmas now I've what a shitty [__] ending to everything people are garbage holy
**[09:47]** [__] [__] thanks for nothing [__] demons uh have a shitty [__] Christmas go yourself because you suck you [__] suck no you [__] suck you all [__] you garbage absolutely disgusting you invited them what is wow Tim you invited a bunch of people over and kicked them out on a whim then you delivered a monologue that didn't sound very Christlike we don't remember Jesus ever telling the apostles they were a bunch of pieces of [__] maybe
**[10:17]** we read a different version of the Bible anyway Timbo deleted this live stream so we can't be sure we'll get to meet Mom dly tomorrow maybe it'll be be a Christmas miracle thank you for watching have a Merry Christmas or if it's just another day to you Merry Wednesday