Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

The definitive archive documenting the transition of Thomas Dall into Tim Dooley (The Potato of Life).


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FILE DATE: January 14, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED

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Timbo flexes his lack of smarts to build an anti gravity spaceship. Or not…

Music: Song: She Blinded Me With Science Artist: Thomas Dolby

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**[00:00]** and now it's time for plunking science with Timbo the show that takes you into the mind of a guy who thinks he's a potato and reveals what a 171 IQ is really like tonight watch as Tim amuses us with his concept for anti-gravity look out Newton you got potato on your ass and here he is the sage of something Timbo dly uh by the way I found a way to make anti-gravity well that'll be a neat **[00:31]** trick gravity comes from Mass we could put it in a book should we put how to make a have you discovered anti-mass I found a guy who was able to make Vortex who was able to either he's schizophrenic either he's schizophrenic or or he found he found some Clues it was crazy he found a way to make Vortex things and he also found that there's like 10 dimensions and things like this oh yeah this guy sounds **[01:00]** like he's a genius all right if the dude means spatial Dimensions like XY and z-axis we'd love to know how to illustrate the other seven because in a nutshell space is measured in three axes representing six possible directions one can go up and down aka the z-axis left and right aka the Y AIS forward and back AK the x-axis or a combination of one or more it is possible to track travel along all three axes at **[01:31]** once three dimensions six ways where does the fourth spatial Dimension go diagonal and what directions does it describe front up left back down right now if he is including Dimensions that aren't spatial then it seems like there are a lot more than 10 there's time which is widely regarded as the fourth dimension the meat bag believes Mass should be a dimension it affects time and space then there's velocity that seems like a rather fundamental Dimension but **[02:01]** there are other dimensions or ways things are measured that don't seem too important in physics sugar is sweet poic acid is tart coffee smells good sewage does not diamonds are translucent graphite is opaque at some point the dimensions become Superfluous and useless for explaining the fundamental way things work in the universe so we wonder just what made this person's list pass time anyway the point is it's a very arbitrary number and Timbo seems to love it **[02:35]** czy he was looking at Tesla then he was saying Einstein is stupid I think he was UN something well there you go Dr Timbo pH dumbass here thinks Einstein was stupid which is delightfully ironic as a person Albert Einstein was modest but didn't suffer ignorance easily we like to imagine his reaction to Tim's science lesson and Appraisal of Einstein's intelligence like this I am no genius but I know one when I see one and this man **[03:06]** is not a genius especially in regard to Scientific Concepts then he was talking about the electromagnetism and other things it's quite a quite a show quite a ah yes the electromagnetism and other things like what seriously the electromagnetism makes no sense are you talking about an Electro magnet the electromagnetic spectrum electromagnetic pulse or what might as well say to build a car engine you need the combustion dot Timbo dot there was a guy he he I **[03:42]** think he found the answers to all the universe and everything the universe and everything eh so he can tell you why you haven't grown in the slightest and explain your facial hair and I think they might want to kill him and if we watch it I think they want we will know too much as well because it's like after listening to that after listening to that I think I can I can create a a spaceship we **[04:09]** think you're an idiot but go ahead explain your spaceship idea you know you need to you need this di Electro hang on piso electric hang on piso electricity is created by squishing things like quartz great for powering a watch not so great for a spaceship and dialectric by itself makes little sense dialectric what we hope you mean electricity because that would be funny as hell the meat bag had to go but when he came back he **[04:45]** found Timbo still talking about his spaceship idea he really thinks he's smart but the way he throws words around shows he has no clue what the hell he is talking about very very deep inside deep real deep get in there that's it yeah okay so I think that's enough for the for that but I think that there is some it's real though um that Vortex Dynamics in order to create anti-gravity but then you need the fourth **[05:20]** state of matter though plasma and that's you know so I guess you need some kind of energy like you need what what kind of energy Timbo quite a bit of energy everything needs energy dummy so you need some kind of like small reactor but a small nuclear reactor or something could maybe create this state of matter nuclear reactors if they are functioning properly don't create plasma they create heat which is usually used to turn water into **[05:49]** steam for turning turbines the turbines are where electricity is created enough electricity can create plasma you see that every time you see lightning or a plasma globe seems clear Timbo got his degree at the University of movie science however there is a nuclear technology that involves plasma Fusion in a toac a Toka what a toac is made up of powerful electromagnets lining the inside which is filled with hydrogen a ton of electricity goes in to ionize **[06:20]** the hydrogen into plasma the magnets get juice to which compresses the hydrogen this in combination with the high temperature is what causes fusion fusion like fision produces heat so for a major investment in electrical power theoretically extra heat can be generated by Fusion the electrical energy required basically makes fusion power a probable dead end it works great for stars because Fusion happens naturally when one puts enough hydrogen together thanks to gravity it's also superb for thermonuclear **[06:52]** weapons where a standard fion Warhead creates conditions just right for Fusion sadly the conditions created are horrible for continuous electrical power generation but you need a machine to create plasma then you need something to create Vortex and you need some expensive materials that can hold this inside so it doesn't break down over time everything breaks down over time T and so it wouldn't be easy and it wouldn't be cheap cuz you need to be able to **[07:25]** produce Alloys that finish your sent you need to create something called Neo bium or something Neo neodymium it's an element on the periodic table a metal with very strong magnetic properties evidently Timbo thinks magnets equal anti-gravity he's not the first one to think that so he can at least take some comfort in not being the first idiot to say this thing is using magnets to float a train or confin materials isn't anti-gravity it's magnetism overcoming gravity **[08:04]** anything that would be truly anti-g gravitic would literally repel everything from it as opposed to pulling things in so far the only thing in the universe that even comes close is roxo neodium or something like this you know Timbo we don't think you're going to be able to build your spaceship that's start it just saying Vortex and neodymium isn't going to cut it I don't you need to it's like you need to have you need to **[08:41]** know how to make alloys that can that they know how to deal with plasma right deal with it how Timbo handle heat confine magnetic plasma tell it that it's beautiful without makeup deal how so you're not creating a toac reactor but you're creating a Vortex he really likes the word vortex so toic reactor creates like a donut right but this doesn't create any you know tokomak is a donut a hollow one it just play creates a **[09:11]** plasma ring but you don't need a plasma ring you need a plasma ball like this hate to break it to you but and that creates enough matter or repulsion to create anti-gravity creates almost nothing it's a toy something to show children or be a prop in bad sci-fi yeah anyways you want to should we do a space we can't make it it's too much we don't have the but we know how to do it we know **[09:47]** how to do it if that is how spaceships get built can you imagine how the right Brothers built their airplane Wilbur this Wing needs a lift and aerodynamics meanwhile Henry Ford was all it's a line that moves you know where stuff gets added on in places later men like Oppenheimer would build the Bomb by saying things such as critical something and implosion stuff to make big boom we know how to make UFOs we got the technology **[10:19]** we got ancient UFO technology so we got that in the potato burst more nothing for the nothing potato burst makes sense we just don't have any um you know we just have potatoes you look like a potato right there Timbo well we know a thing or two about potatoes and other things apparently apparently not Timbo apparently we know random words we know too much that's why the government doesn't like us we know too much it's true **[10:53]** but you know if you're just more potato the government's going to like you more so hang on a minute there Timbo are you saying they aren't the government then because a minute or so ago you said they wanted to kill some guy for knowing too much and maybe you too by the way you don't need to worry no government wants to kill you seriously you're not exactly been Ling are you government like likes potatoes so far **[11:30]** until they don't then they're going to hate it then they're going to w a war against it we're all going to starve but that's when we win because the government we're just going to let them starve instead hey look he's going to try his own version of mey's operation starvation but seriously Timbo this makes you more like rxo than ever if you did shut down and go away there are plenty of other cows to watch new **[11:53]** ones show up all the time we're not going to starve and and the government be it Danish or American will also go on without your daily loopy live stream you know once they will wage a war against the potato which is expected that's when we let them all starve you see that's how we're winning that's how we're going to win cuz potato is like a human shield but if they shoot the shield they don't get to **[12:25]** eat say goodbye Harry you know Keanu he probably meant that he should be shot in the chest where his Kevlar was but no matter he lived to explode another day and Illustrated how it is indeed possible to take a human shield out of the picture that's why a potato can't lose oh Timbo having seen what happened during the next couple of days you might wish you hadn't said that if you believe in the cause and effect **[12:56]** of words anyway and to you meat bags let us tell you he has been blowing down melting up and everything in between we have him getting the boot from a live stream then later giving curious folks who saw him there the standard Timbo treatment when they came to check him out it's quite large and we're working on it in chunks this was going to be one of them but we decided to break it off as something **[13:21]** of a teaser hope you enjoy it and to see you back for the main course have a wonderful week