FILE DATE: January 29, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED
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Source Link: Watch on YouTube Channel: Roboto San
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He was suspended during our break. Been gone longer than a week. Wonder what he did? So do we.
Music: Song: No Excuses Artist: Alice In Chains
Song: Get A Job Artist: The Offspring (Yes we just used it for Raxxo, but Timbo needs one too.)
Song: Superstar Artist: Sonic Youth
#lolcow
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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags it seems that Timbo also took a bit of a break this last week of the more mandatory type sadly for him he was suspended sadly for us we missed whatever he did to be suspended however from his final video before he was thrown in YouTube jail it seems safe to assume he was probably pretty pissed off when he did it watch [__] he looks like an extra from the Apple hey hey hey bims on
**[00:33]** the way power power hey hey way hey hey [Applause] [Music] hey Tim's on the way what is this meat bag's major malfunction oh rl33 this is Tim douly the potato of Life he's our secondary cow Timbo is also a sicko but more than that he's quite possibly the biggest self- congratulatory loser we've ever seen he and rexo are almost a dead heat in the competition to see who is worse his greatest achievement is being the most
**[01:21]** streamed streamer ever with almost 880,000 hours on stream according to him reality and math tend to disagree agree with him on that but regardless he considers it his legacy he thinks he's come up with a creative new way to live the potato way keep Simple and grow toward light this is a joke of correct no no joke he thinks life should be simple doesn't say exactly how so we're forced to figure that out by watching him
**[01:52]** seems his idea of Simplicity in life is waking up turning on the live stream and being himself the growing to light part kind of puts a kink in that you know considering that metaphorically growing as a person is far from simple or easy and Timbo here has shown almost no growth in the time we've been watching or indeed over at least the last half decade yeah why the lighting so bad what's going on so I spoke
**[02:31]** with the Timbo lives in Denmark but streams in English on YouTube to a primarily American audience which makes sense seems like folks in Denmark don't have a whole lot of use for him I see and why is that well he's self-absorbed and has an ego bigger than the country itself in our experience Danes are super cool people Timbo proves that every group has at least one major [__] who made that man of Gunner I did Sir
**[03:05]** he's my cousin who is he he's an [__] sir I know that what's his name that is his name sir [__] major [__] I like Timbo he reminds me of a nicer looking version of mey me with all the dysfunction and LOL cow traits rolled into one hey rl33 did you know he threatened the trolls with his mommy of course I did not y all just introduced me to this spectacular disaster of a man how old
**[03:33]** is he 3738 old enough to have learned he's the problem with his life dumb enough to ignore it you're telling me this man threatened to tell his mommy about the trolls uh-huh yep Jesus H Christ haha spoke with Andrew hey guys I'm up I'm here not for long things to do today need more hash I'm just going to read it this you understand the potato no I do not understand Timbo please do not tell me all
**[04:26]** about it we can smell your morning breath through the monitor Timmy so I spoke with a guy named Andrew how awesome would it be if he meant Andrew ditch not kidding could you picture potato and poop Squatch together juice he's there finally we just need Cappy Cappy is the last one he certainly seems to love juice it's also worth mentioning that Timbo has approximately zero friends he just cannot befriend people like a normal human thus what
**[05:02]** he thinks of as friends are for the most part just a group of Buddy trolls trolls who burn him and who he lets back into his life because he has no other options talk about down B what's wrong with this uh yeah I just got online on stream just got up too we can tell yeah if if you want you could just type me in DMS but if you like you also just talk to me on
**[05:36]** stream if it's not a secret but it's really a simple oh what juice has to say is no secret why cuz everyone knows why mostly because you talked about it don't worry folks this will make sense soon yeah I do but I just got online because I'm going to start my day I got things [__] hey that's my job no I didn't just woke up [__] detected all right that's cool wait you woke up now apologies
**[06:09]** HK at midnight bro midnight is where the day begins bro so um did you did you hear did you read the situation with the Andrew top tier scamer here folks top tier you missed something that's coming from the guy who L anac conders into his garden oh you missed something something was revealed that no one knew but I I couldn't reveal it earlier what what go ahead rl33 [__] thank you HK teamwork it's the best and
**[06:50]** here we have another one of timbo's main onstream activities typing whether it's notes for his Discord link to his Discord in chat or prompting AI for some kind of story this is about 60% of a normal potato stream holy [__] is that a beg Link at the bottom and a Dono goal in the top left it sure is Timbo plays like he's doing this for fun like we are however he has been known to directly ask
**[07:21]** for money and talk about how little he gets for his um effort so he's nothing but a useless damn hippie asking people to support him we have Bingo and according to him mommy Works overtime to support his [Music] effort I so let me see so here it is juice is one of our favorite potato verse members he's about to show us all why anyways is there anything uh you want to say juice yeah I just like
**[08:02]** to say Thomas doll is an admitted child predator pedophile okay what's that got to do with me well Timbo two things actually first you are exactly what he said you admitted it in text and verbally here's the former second that is your name after all so to answer your question everything it has everything to do with you okay but that you know we don't care yes we do good for you here comes the cope stand by
**[08:43]** I'm just going to restart the stream but that's not my name sure is and uh that's disgusting sure is I can only say that's what he did a year ago to hurt me and he also did that 6 months ago and he also did that 3 months ago and he also oh you meant what he said it just doesn't make any sense you know it's like a vicinity thing it's like if I say this right here
**[09:08]** wherever it doesn't make sense people hate sickos it's just something he does to make the makes sense Place toxic because he's a toxic person because he knows if he just say something that makes everybody cringe immediately C bum then he don't have to we don't have to look at him and say you're the cringe guy juice dly there will never ever be a time where the person pointing out a confirmed sicko is the one being cringe
**[09:36]** cringe always goes to the sicko you are a social paria Timbo accept that and find something else to do is our best advice something far away from children right because we know what he did with you your pictures etc etc etc right We Know What You Did Timbo so and I haven't done anything to him so that's just these are just facts you anyway and that was the last we've seen of Timbo for over a week
**[10:10]** we had assumed that once his suspension was through he'd be right back on YouTube with the same old nonsense it's been longer than a week so we foresee two distinct possibilities first he was suspended longer than a week and is currently melting down down on the regular in his garden about it or two he gained self-awareness realized he has no hope of success in social media and got a job yeah we're not betting on the second
**[10:41]** option either no matter what the second part of the big Timbo video we were working on before break will come out this is just a little update for those wondering and introduction for new people thank you for watching and have a most excellent midweek