Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

The definitive archive documenting the transition of Thomas Dall into Tim Dooley (The Potato of Life).


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FILE DATE: February 10, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED

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​@PotatoOfLife Caught your little celebration of how widely known you THINK The Great Book Of Potato is. Especially when compared to Cyraxx. Hell, more people in Denmark know about him than you.

Also, something else we meant to mention. What you think of as the universe is two galactic superclusters, OF MILLIONS.

Music: Song: Driver’s Seat Artist: Sniff’n The Tears

Song: Planet Caravan Artist: Pantera

#lolcows


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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags Timbo has been quite shall we say Timbo lately even more than usual seems like when he's not milking Marty's death he's arguing with trolls claiming credit for AI prompts and generally acting like a first class L cow that's right we join him as he sinks further into delusion by looking at Google Trends and misunderstanding the data which isn't exactly a surprise at this point so far this dude has failed Science History and English why **[00:34]** not add math to the list of achievements watch as he Marvels at numbers smaller than one this is going to be hilarious you see Timbo likes to think he matters watch how he compares to rxo you won't want to miss it especially if you happen to be Timbo himself hi there by the way and back you know what let's see mey me's numbers before we see timos we should point out that this doesn't mean 100% of **[01:06]** searches in the United States were for raxo it just means that searching for him is more popular here than anywhere else damn Latvia how'd you fall down the rxo rabbit hole oh this is even better Cyrax is more popular in Denmark than duly here when timbo's numbers come up you'll be underwhelmed Tim will be furious that's right he sees at any data pointing to him as anything less than totally awesome by not searching for other cows **[01:40]** Timbo found numbers that made him happy much like his world of delusion let's bring reality into the picture making blips on the M note this GR is since 2004 and is for the name Tim douy turns out there are actual people named Tim douly who have made successes of themselves if these numbers were for this Spud dud the Great Book of potato would have much bigger numbers but look at this when I search for [Music] potato **[02:24]** wow those are big numbers to be sure but then again potatoes are kind of a well-known thing people eat a lot of tons of recipes and such we expect plus who hasn't heard of the Boise State University Broncos in their Famous Idaho Potato Bowl yeah wonder if Mr Potato Head was a factor look at the past 5 years for instance look at this blip here potato chips too yep there is a good chance people were more **[02:55]** interested in these things than Timbo last 30 days there's some kind of blip here well then your book should theoretically be super popular right uh-oh nobody searched for rational potato not a good sign there's no such thing for you Timbo what about the Great Book of potato yeah Last 5 [Music] Years 2004 to present you see can't wait to see which countries and how popular the term was making a mark he is just loving this look **[03:56]** at that face picturing dozens of people searching for his so-called book that is a happy potato we love that look of accomplishment he thinks he's made it but is also probably wondering why he isn't more popular just wait the answer in a moment [Music] yeah feary 2025 and 23 [Music] and Q Price is Right failure sting [Music] okay oh Timbo these results are pitiful in every country one is larger than the number you pulled in we're **[04:48]** sorry you did not win the new washer dryer unit or year subscription to potato digest but thank you for playing in India un USA everywhere they're looking for the great B of potato he doesn't get it almost nobody is looking for his garbage if they were the number would be higher than one it's not anyways that's you're going to see yep we see that you are nothing next to raxo even people in Denmark know about him **[05:27]** nobody there looked for you if you're still having trouble no worries your buddy chat GPT can help you out grab some screenshots of your potato book data and rxo upload them to chat GPT and simply ask which gets more queries and how many it'll lay it out for you as simple as you need here's what our accuracy oriented feeling ignoring version says Timbo for every 100 searches rxo gets in the US he gets 92 in lvia **[06:00]** you don't even get one anywhere your book is so irrelevant that Google Trends can't even round your numbers up to a full percent that's not success that's statistical background noise nobody is searching for you Timbo nobody knows you and yes the AI actually scoffed at him Timbo you might want to wipe that grin off your face unless your goal was to prove just how irrelevant you are you're sitting there beaming at a graph that's autoscaled to **[06:32]** make microscopic blips look big while completely ignoring the cold hard fact that your book doesn't even crack 1% of searches anywhere in the world you're not celebrating success you're celebrating Google Trends confirming that you don't matter if failure was your actual goal then congrats you finally accomplish something it's a miracle we wrote The Great Book of potato then when people want it people need it you can clear youy there's been a need for it just as **[07:03]** we came out with it there you have it Timbo can add statistics to the things he officially knows nothing about oh and here's another thing he seems to have screwed up to him this is the universe and it's shaped like a potato to astronomers these are two galactic superclusters of many yeah the universe is bigger than our super cluster and our neighbor see and besides that's not a potato it's clearly a light cycle from Tron anyway **[07:31]** that's going to do it for now thank you for watching and have a great week