Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

The definitive archive documenting the transition of Thomas Dall into Tim Dooley (The Potato of Life).


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FILE DATE: February 11, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED

Video Information

Source Link: Watch on YouTube Channel: Roboto San

Description

This would be a great promo for him as a lolcow. He makes almost all the classic blunders:

Sperging galore.

Legal threats he can’t possibly follow through with. (Hi Raxxo! Still looking forward to the 13th?)

Trying to act like he doesn’t care, with an obviously angry tone.

Backpedaling in under five minutes.

British cigarette references.

Repeating. Repeating. Repeating!

Banning in anger.

Victim playing throughout.

Zero self awareness at all times.

Plus a couple of cow traits unique to Timbo: Demanding likes. Demanding cheers, a prize and kneeling.

Music: Song: Third Eye Artist: Tool (My theory is that Timbo is permafried.)

Song: H Artist: Tool

Song: Now You’re A Man Artist: DVDA

#lolcows


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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags the other day we popped in to check up on Timbo and found him already in a bad mood engaging in what he'd later call spiritual warfare between himself and an obvious troll soon Port monkey showed up and things kicked into high gear even the meat bag joined in you see Timbo has been making the most of Marty's untimely death going on and on about how his fate was the result of standing in potato's way **[00:33]** nice right while Timbo does indeed bear some responsibility for introducing Marty to the woman who went on to overdose him his potato nonsense is just [__] only duly himself believes good good that you are smiling and here he goes pissing on Marty's death again good whoo there Timbo hang on don't use up all your wit on this person yeah who are we kidding you never had any real wit to begin with and you show it quite **[01:12]** well here in the next dozen minutes or so great monkey if if Marty was the only reason why you are here then why are you here why you're here you praying on me the entire time so I don't give a [__] about you port monkey get the [__] out of here then leave leave leave you [__] freak spicy potato if you don't have a reason to come here don't don't come here make it so simple for **[01:36]** yourself don't [__] talk to me like that [__] you banned him before he could explain other reasons for being here like this right now this glorious rage simmering just below the surface mount timbo's ready to blow he's trying to come up with a sick burn for monkey and his new troll friend [Music] do not talk to me like that you can talk to yourself in your own space somewhere else ouch Wicked burn Timbo but do not **[02:08]** talk to me like that you're try you're trying to exploit you're trying to pray you're trying to be a Predator against me that's not okay I'm not going to let you do that more like milk Tim milk you for Laughs like the cow you are jeez that's crazy you thought you could do that you cannot you cannot oh yes he can and did look at you spering so but if you're going to come here and spur **[02:31]** and so and so you're going to I'm going to watch you die next in front of me two things on that Timbo first this what you're doing is spurring second the only one dying as far as we can tell is you you're in a constant downward spiral of cope self- delusion and Madness you also look like a baby when you ban people for being straight with you settle down snowflake you know you think I can't beat **[03:05]** a whole world of demons you're all going to Wither in front of me instead of doing something different you do the same okay okay actually Timbo isn't that your recipe for failure the same thing every day big lemon big lemon okay all praying on me milking you Timbo you're being trolled for milk you're all praying on me you're all making spiritual attacks against me no it's literally called trolling and as the meatbag is about to say **[03:38]** in chat this is just what one can expect after days of pissing on the deceased king of trolls you asked for it you got it buddy do you guys have this muted this [__] sucks I'm being a there's a spiritual attack they're preparing me for Spiritual attack the victim mentality is also pure L cow buddy these demons they want to attack make a spiritual attack they're prepared their spiritual attack but before they even start I'm just **[04:11]** going to say already see it coming and out yeah spiritual attack they're they're going to indeed he deserves everything he gets I don't deserve it I don't owe any of those people any Karma you owe it so they're trying to create a karmic cleft where there is none to sis and then pretend like there was one you understand and Marty but that's not right that's why I'm better than every single one of my opponents you're a **[04:40]** sicko period you weren't here you you don't come here to listen to what I have to say do you you come here to doubt everything I have to say so you're already I don't like there's no point trying to convince you you're already convinced of the opposite well yeah let's face it you say a lot of illusional things you're just an out of touch weirdo on the internet if anything you said were true there would be **[05:04]** proof of it elsewhere there isn't meanwhile you lash out at anyone who doesn't go along with your fantasy world not the way to win support Timbo if you were important wouldn't you have more support or at least a better grift so [__] up then it's called trolling yeah that yeah yeah well that's the that's the that it is what it is robot said you just called it a spiritual attack I'm just stating the facts and if **[05:35]** they can't live with it that's going to be that's their problem you know I'm just saying you know it is what it is it is what it is yep trolling not spiritual warfare and you you're a lcow he goes into cope mode for the meat bag it's cute they shouldn't disrespect me they can come and respect me and honor me do what and give me Reverend that's what they can do um honor you dly you're literally **[06:10]** just a delusional guy sitting on his couch who has accomplished nothing in his life nothing mey me is more welln than you are look at you you're in the same place you've been for years streaming your supposed answers to Life's problems while having so many yourself they're impossible to overlook you touched your sister and talked about it hello who wants to rever a person like you someone who admits they didn't write their potato book someone who **[06:40]** outsources all creativity to AI hell even interactions with others you barely leave your place and when you do it's just for groceries or McDonald's someone worth revering should have accomplishments or at the very least something to actually Revere you claim credit for [__] you don't do that's the opposite of something to Revere you understand why would I be treated worse when I've done so well starter sister touching I want my prize I want cheers this is **[07:12]** I want kneeling your prize I want people to look up to me here's the thing on that pal you sound just like the spoiled brat we've theorized you always were listen to you I want cheers I want my pride I want kneeling if some Rando said those things to you what would you say in return cheers and such are things you need to earn dummy none of your so-called accomplishments are worth cheering you got up and **[07:42]** started streaming you want a round of applause for just showing up not going to happen you refuse to acknowledge your past and have instead created this new identity to try hiding behind oh no see Thomas is dead I'm Tim no Thomas you are not should people cheer you for putting in AI prompts they can do themselves hell no you'd sooner see spectator shopping than you'd find anyone wanting to offer genuine Applause for being a fake Storyteller **[08:13]** and musician you have earned nothing worth praising it's no wonder you're so in love with AI you can [__] it much easier than an actual human and get the positive feedback you crave so much it's artificial Timbo just like you in your so-called Legacy and if they don't they live inside a world that isn't real and they will all die they will all go to hell I can ignore their entire existence great job because they do **[08:41]** not acknowledge what is real they live in a FY world that of their own making it's so clear to everyone but you Timbo you are the one living in a fantasy all your talk about being the center of the universe making Trump work at McDonald's and bravado are simply fantasy to anyone grounded in reality Trump quote unquote worked at McDonald's as a gimmick the Tim duly effect doesn't reach outside of your apartment you know which you **[09:17]** would think that the potato verse is a fantasy world of its own making but it's not it's actually the real world do what nope it's not and this right here is why people come to see you freak out about a fantasy you think is real you think did you perif fry your brain so but that's fine you know that's fine I don't give a [__] you know you can keep making your fantasy world or whatever pretend **[09:41]** like Marty isn't dead and I had nothing to do with it etc etc he really thinks he killed Marty that alone screams LOL cow horror cow too and make up some troll scheme or whatever the truth is the best troll we all die you two that's true you're right robosen how's the videos going what what was your lastest latest thing about what's your angle the truth is I I don't have time to keep up with that **[10:07]** are you still making videos on on me angle there is no angle silly meatbag you're a delusional low that really is the bottom line and if so what's your angle what was your last angle are you trying to be funny are you trying to insert your like what's the what's the angle just covering a cow let's talk I haven't seen it so I don't know what I'm judging but like what's your angle these days ask a **[10:31]** few more times what are you looking for what's your stance like what what are you thinking what are you prospecting asking the same question over and over is a rxo move what are you thinking these days you have some good input sometimes watch how fast he says he doesn't care so let me have it what what's your what do you think we should lighter's dead try another a refill just telling the truth you're delusional he hates **[10:58]** that word okay well you don't know me yes we do how how can how how can you make commentary and say I'm delusional you don't know me everything I say is the real real the truth just because you believe something doesn't make it true Timbo again you really aren't special think about it if you can children think Santa Claus is real he's not you like them believe in a fantasy if you were important at all don't **[11:29]** you think you'd be doing better than this so you're like you're replacing truth with delusion and calling it delusion that's crazy how can you have an angle like that that's crazy you're living inside a fantasy world you're willing to Wrangle the fantasy world that's amazing how do you do that lighter dead try another a refill how do you do that how do you how do you why do you have to suppress the truth it's not suppressing **[12:00]** it's simply pointing out obvious bad thinking not sorry if it hurts your feelings no one knows me cuz you all you say is garbage everything you say makes no sense I've seen it before you don't get me at all you're nothing like me at all agreed you're a clown we don't belong in a looney bin robosen you are a clown ouch that sure hurt you don't get me at all you have no depth at all you **[12:27]** should never be talking about me freee speech is free cuz you're shallow and you have your own goals and dreams and whatever and that's my soul you're [__] piece of [__] another dagger to my heart I actually hope you rot somewhere in hell because what you do is garbage I don't respect you oh no the meat bag isn't respected by the guy who has checked out of reality whatever shall he do carry on we guess plus **[12:54]** do you really think we respect you a self-crowned king is beneath respect as are delusional snowflakes throwing temper tantrums like the one you're having right now so keep crying baby it will not help I don't respect you I don't respect your life I don't respect what you do you call it delusion you're the delusional one you're just like tix te you [__] piece of [__] can you believe he's talked about replacing Marty we can because that's **[13:20]** my opinion of you the delusion is strong well there're here it's well that's my opinion that's just the truth you're p piece of [__] insults and slurs translate to I can't rebut you so I'll try to hurt you keep trying Timbo the thing about hurting the meat bag's feelings is fairly simple he needs to respect you for insults to have any effect as stated you're just a cow one he is successfully milking at this moment you're **[13:51]** delusional you're garbage that's why I don't want to watch your videos cuz whatever you have to say about me makes no sense sense but as long as you want to live in a fantasy world I guess you'll keep making videos right and then pretend like you live in the real world and I live in the and my life isn't real that's that's how much you want you want a Gaslight reality itself you [__] piece of [__] **[14:11]** you're the one that's diluting my life piece of [__] robotan capish you understand you hear me [__] off your rage just shows who's winning hint not you why do you talk about people you don't like actually the meat bag's feelings toward you can best be described as unconcerned that's why your attempts at insults are amusing at his heart the meatbag is a troll too this spury rage soothes the soul and he's not even sure the soul **[14:51]** exists why do you talk about people you don't like you're funny need a diagram you say it's not for clout and views but you need you need to sideline me with somebody else that's your fantasy you [__] freak you're freak there is no clout in trolling you of course I'm upset you're ruining my life and defaming me and liing me and slandering me he's big mad right you're calling me delal while you are being highly delal **[15:18]** that's slander you [__] here comes the lawsuit threat I'll [__] sue you just like rxo I'll sue you yeah you think this funny I'll [__] sue you see go ahead defame me liable slandering that's what you do anyways right nope just the truth I get the best lawyers you're broke you're done mate you you're going to have nothing of course you make money on it that's your goal that's what you want to do you nope piece **[15:39]** of [__] we don't put up go [__] yourself don't no links go actually [__] yourself I don't go [__] yourself here boom Victory you're gone that's it you don't talk to me like that you're going to make videos about somebody you don't like you're [__] freak dude says Potato Head spazoid you don't deserve to have a voice man and a nut like you does sorry but you're inserting yourself in a life that you don't belong in **[16:01]** you don't understand me you don't get me so what the [__] who who ask for your opinion no one asked no need no one asked to not a single person asked about your stupid opinion apologize also not true folks ask our opinion about you all the time in the comments but okay the lighter is dead dude why not use potato power to light your hash imagine they they're just sitting there wanting the attention that's it I'm **[16:28]** not even going to recognize his [__] existence and that's all he wants is to have his existence validated nope just came to bring a taste of reality seems too spicy for you imagine that talking about a person that doesn't even [__] care about you I don't give a [__] about you why would you talk about me you're a delusional you don't like me okay so what I don't care about you I don't give a [__] B **[16:51]** cow you understand that's kind of the difference between you and me you care a little bit too much I don't give a [__] flying [__] about what you have to say sure you do otherwise you wouldn't have asked what our angle was ah Timbo we knew you had this kind of Rage in you but the fact that you're willing to sit down and lie about me and make up some [__] that tells me everything about you **[17:13]** you are delusional you're a piece of [__] you want to dilute other people's lives [__] you [__] you roben [__] you I have no respect for you poor other does this mean we're not friends anymore you know Ed if I thought you weren't my friend I just don't think I could bear it Timbo this has been outstanding rage just a quick thank you was it good for you guys too the constant lighter flicking was a nice **[17:54]** touch he gives great rage [Music] and he's off to the AI for some comfort ah Timbo don't fight it you're a born cow so that's it can we get some more likes or is this just going to be an abuser I thought I was cooking lasagna you've been cooking all right also lasagna is actually baked you're right evil Andy yep hard to say you don't care when you asked you're right I asked what his angle is **[18:44]** and it's garbage the truth what a garbage angle garbage I said it a long time ago he should raised to purpose he still has no purpose he's just [__] spinning coping and going down says the guy coping whatever it's actually pretty simple your delusions are funny I'm going to sue him like I I so want to sue his [__] dude I I don't give a [__] one last thing gentlemen we will s your asses give it **[19:13]** your best shot [__] I'm going to take all this money you'll see my retirement is secured so I hope you have a good lawyer if you can find a a lawyer in your price range who will take your case it would be amazing no lawyer worth their degree would take your fantasy to a judge or jury you know you could owe everything to me just from from the things that you say if I can prove damage **[19:43]** and I think I can prove damage because the things you say come back to me in in ways that I do not want right and you're causing that oh man this guy is just as out of it is meaty me nobody least of all our meat bag cares about what you want Timbo we get it if you had your way people would only say things that fed into your delusion that's not the way the real world **[20:11]** Works silly goose you say you're the center of the universe we say you're living in a fantasy world the courts are pretty much guaranteed to side with us because they too will find your delusional especially if you tell them your ideas about Trump and Marty and how you made either thing happen McDonald's or death the truth is always a defense in this country anyway and no court is going to say anyone has to feed into your **[20:39]** Madness Rob so technically I could sue you I have a real case nope you have nothing but it would be hard to prove directly you know hard to get around the truth it's just the videos you make you know change things because you try to tell people lies you try to mix apples and peers and you're so you're doing a crime not only a crime you're you're being dishonest and disingenuous with people you're the one that's **[21:09]** being delusional you're the one that's lying you're the one that's making [__] up you're the one that's like making whatever about a guy who doesn't even like you I don't I don't want you in my life I don't give a [__] about you I'm capable of living my own life I don't need your life third hand input on my life I don't need your stupid angle so you don't know me why would why should anyone listen **[21:36]** to you and you pretend like to have an expert opinion that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen right you just come in from a sideline inject yourself into somebody's life and pretend to have an expert opinion well for the sake of your lawyer let us point out that we've never claimed to be an expert however when it comes to telling reality from fantasy yeah we'll accept that label see in reality people don't need to come **[22:03]** up with excuses like Moon devices wrangled shadows and such a well-adjusted person would look at something like the bar live stream and say whoo I was a major [__] that night you look at it and say it's not you then you go on to say you're a whole new person while still doing the same old things face it Timbo if your reality were actual reality wouldn't you have no obstacles in your way wouldn't potato power Elevate **[22:31]** you Above This people would naturally gravitate toward you if you offered actual Insight or wisdom actually it's funny you're the one claiming expertise at life offering your potato nonsense as an answer however looking at your life credentials we can see you have none what a [__] clown you are what a clown what a clown what a clown he is a ah that was some good spurring not going to lie we knew Timbo had this in him **[23:03]** just a matter of catching him on the right day and being honest honesty to him is like holy water to a vampire or sunlight he just cannot handle it and we well we're here for it thank you all for watching this meltdown have a great day