FILE DATE: February 14, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED
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About an hour of Marty trolling Potato. We see Marty: Calmly handling Timbo’s buddy trolls. Dealing with Potato’s antisemitism like a pro. Patching up his relationship with Timbo after a major meltdown. Making Timbo relax so much, he admits he didn’t write The Great Book of Potato. Embarrassing the hell out of Timbo by asking DoorDash if his karmic debt is acceptable payment for Taco Bell. Settling his “debt” to Timbo.
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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags welcome to Marty Mash's potato we're keeping our voice limited to Simply providing context and a slight bit of commentary at the end we're not going to make you wait through our crap to get to Marty however we will give some context this was back in December 2024 potato has something of a Power Trip attitude it was and still is quite easy to find yourself thrown out of his Discord the so-called Garden support monkey also
**[00:28]** known as thump from the Cyrax Taylor Arc set up a server for folks Timbo threw away this simple gesture literally rocked timbo's world the new server called the tree was his obsession well into the new year here Tim gasses off about thump and how the Thunder from Down Under ruined potato's Life part of being a master troll involves some buddy trolling Timbo here is a sucker for anyone who will say nice things to him and put
**[00:58]** up with his [__] Marty no doubt recognized this right away and so we're going to start with times when Marty played Timbo like a fiddle this is dirty work with other trolls trying to keep Marty away he had to keep his cool and cool he kept on with the show oh like what do you mean by like pressure like what kind of pressure is he facing none okay not much anyways I don't I don't think so
**[01:27]** I don't think people have really done anything of much of [Music] anything do you want to put pressure on him like what well so what happened what happened with the the other server Jason's the guy that was Runing it got a little bit too full of himself a couple of women got a little bit too like some and then he was done he was done what are you talking about don't worry about it he was done
**[02:01]** yeah I don't know he's done done you understand I understand yeah done I've never seen him ever again like Brian [Music] done like the last adjacent server I saw it's gone and I've never seen any like it's gone they or Henry gone done okay have you have anyone seen our Henry lately the guy who had rjn the adjacent anyone seen our Henry no just playing Dum bro he's just playing Dum anybody seen our Henry lately any
**[02:35]** no no he hasn't been here all year oh okay what happened with a Henry anyone know no one knows only me okay well I know what happened with our Henry I know what happened with our Henry and and I tell you monkey is going to have the same kind of stuff oh yeah so what happened with well I get I get see the future so with his eyeball you understand yeah so but monkey he's going to
**[03:06]** have he's going to have some women to deal with he's not like or other the people that he's dating I'd watch out with if I was monkey like in his dating game from now until until he dies just watch out who he's dating with because it could easily go very wrong in his position forever for the rest of his life he should watch over his shoulder there's no one he can trust from no one it's going
**[03:32]** to get worse you can trust Marty they're friends sure yeah until they're not anymore and then who and then his life is going to be just like mine never back up each other my bro never right exactly never never and but then when he's alone this monkey is what's going to happen then like he he's going to have the same he's he's building a path like the potato right he's just going to be he's just going
**[03:55]** to be like that one day he doesn't understand he's just like the potato is that a good or bad thing or whatever a good or bad thing well monkey is he's trying to take shortcuts in life and shortcuts in life never works out right he's trying to get everything without building anything up he's already built everything up right but he's built it in the ashes of the people that I know he tried to split my life
**[04:22]** down in half to say I will have my life here it's like a knock it's so Jewish it's like I'll build Israel here why did he have any historical grounds to it no did he have know no he did he doesn't have any special powers that make him have that spot right what I personally wouldn't worry about it then but you know what do you mean you're so dude it's like you don't know Jewish history but
**[04:57]** you do you know about the nakas should we talk about it the word nakba means catastrophe in Arabic the first nakba happened in 1948 the UN created separate states for Israel and Palestine well let's just say that didn't work out there was almost immediately a war each side says the other started it and for our money both sides wanted to fight there were atrocities on both sides make no mistake when the dust settled Israel had pretty
**[05:28]** much kicked ass the they ran off thousands of Palestinians and even more fled fearing what would happen to them under Israeli control they the fled Palestinians ended up in places like Jordan and Lebanon and they were not done fighting not by a long shot thus you have in a very small nutshell the origin of the troubles in that area today monkeys like the Jews before the 109 bands he's like 20 or 30 bands in he's got
**[05:56]** a couple left to get to 109 yeah right what are the the knock come on Marty I really don't know all his answers and comments are questions you understand okay well hang on let me see let me Google how I mean how would I spell no no no no no so the see how does he spell he doesn't know bro he doesn't know you have to teach him Marty you know this oh where do we see
**[06:17]** that oh Marty beat and D ah Marty you do that right so how do you not know about them knock how can you not spell these words there's no way right actually beat his cow up be right right you're you're literally a [__] Marty almost killed him almost killed him bro kill almost killed him well so for what it's worth I did run Airbnb so he came over to my home well time it it's not so
**[06:47]** it's not it's it's whatever Marty it's whatever it's what what I'm saying here Marty is that that it's a it's it's this is a cancer with a big K with two big and you need to address that every day right and you didn't you never talked about these things when it was happening and as it is happening now well okay you're distracting everybody with by looking at Cy's [__] for instance or by perpetrating against me or
**[07:23]** things like that I never hear any this about anything that the do ever they're such disappointing people you're you're for you're disgusting people if I have to be honest with you and that's just the truth dude I'm I'm going just tell you Marty I have so I like I Spit on the things that your people do you understand and and and so and no but in extension to that Marty the way that you treat people is
**[07:52]** also hella and you've treated me like this for 8 months right and so you've had nakba against me so it's really crazy that you don't even know what a nakba is when you're like the most person that I know so how is that how is that it's like you don't even know Marty let's it was really challenging to not chime in and point out to Timbo that nakba is an Arabic word being Jewish and expecting him
**[08:22]** to know Arabic words and Palestinian history struck us as a bit unfair but as you can see Marty handled things quite well and made Timbo look like a jackass blaming him for [__] that happened before he was born Marty had recently introduced anacondas to Timbo and he welcomed her into his Garden server with open arms completely unaware of the stories she told about her and her dad and another separate tale about her and a dog naturally
**[08:52]** people started giving Tim Flack about having her around this is what he's talking about fall out from his own failure to do some due diligence on the people he let in one thing about Spud dud he shares in common with people like dark side Phil Timbo never does anything wrong isra government sucks by the way they they they do do some deplorable [__] yeah well Marty is it's not true that he doesn't know because he's he's
**[09:23]** so he knows exactly what he's doing you can't be stupid I don't know all of these things what capacity like I was just here to see how your day is going well my day is going all right Marty but you see there's a bunch of people sitting in a tree and they are not really talking to me right they think that they are what's up you know they think that they are above me and these problems
**[09:48]** you have introduced to my life right including other people and and so on top of Marty Marty so on top of that um you know there's people that are not in my life anymore and you still haven't taken a lot of responsibility to fix the things that you have broken right so you it would suit you to take some personal accountability for the things that you broke rather than sit here and make excuses over the things
**[10:14]** you never change and you'll never change you really can't do it now cuz it's you really can't do it you really couldn't get rage back now would could you right you couldn't just do something about your problems right and and begin to like mend your the things you broke right you did Li hey you lied yesterday right and you and you you're trying to get me into more right so even the thing about Anaconda you you're
**[10:37]** hey hey it gets worse than that Marty because you are using like yeah I don't think that I'm exploiting Anaconda son personally um you're saying well to be honest you you have been you have been very very nice and respectful to her so so that that you know I I that gives you some redeeming qualities thank you Marty I appreciate that so so you know you're not you're not it's not the end of the world here
**[11:00]** we're not it's it's not world ending I think people right so if you're going to just uh throw things at me that aren't true like I'm going to be offended by it like I think anyone would that's okay that's why we we're hashing it out you could say right it's a little bit back and forth and we're figuring out well like I understand the you're upet you know but I don't think I'm doing anything too upset
**[11:25]** you right right right no no no you're you're good we're good But but so I spoke with Brian yesterday Brian Dunn you know anything about dead guy so actually I tuned in for a moment and cuz somebody somebody messed me you said that like I introduced Anaconda as some kind of a weird uh like a gay op or something like that and um so I don't understand you're thinking on that I was curious like well I
**[11:57]** know that so Brian Dunn he came to me and he was like oh you got this person in you know you know they have done so and I'm like yeah I I don't I I don't want to like I don't want to hear I don't want to I don't want you talking about it okay and then he was like oh so you're harboring so on so I'm like I don't do anything dude I just don't want
**[12:16]** you like you know what I mean like why do I I don't need Brian Dunn to tell me what I have in my Discord or what I don't have it's like but you do and then he was trying to insinuate that something bad was going on on in my server right he said it four times that's that's the supposed gayab is that the Anana person was planted there and then somebody else is going to kill you
**[12:37]** by association like whatever they did is bad so you hanging out with them then being in your Ser you're bad yeah and that's what happened and so that was and that's what you guys did together Marty or maybe not together but you you you transported somebody so you were putting the bait out that's what you did you put the bait out you know it wasn't exactly a great place and then other people they took the bait
**[12:56]** and then I was just sitting here and then I nobody blamed you for the thing you did and nobody blamed the guy for the thing oh and I got blamed amazing you why he doesn't get blamed cuz on his stream they know that him being nice to her he's [__] with her all of his viewers know that yeah I think it's people around for I think it's people around him right so so they are actually just
**[13:20]** bullying a me you guys are actually just [__] garbage people right I don't think it's good yeah I think you guys are just garbage people right can we agree on that here she recognized Marty off the bat she's like Marty Marty to are you we we here like yeah dude come on oh yeah so like they the people you [__] with might be but not all the people you talk to yeah so I have to question
**[13:45]** if being friendly towards them and being nice to them is exploitative then I think that it's not about that Marty it's about you can understand the future you can understand how things Marty did indeed know exactly what he was doing and it worked beautifully when we first saw anac Condes on a potato stream it took approximately 2 nond to figure out what was going on and meatbags we were thrilled what you've been hearing is the result
**[14:13]** Timbo was so angry at Marty he was literally equating the things Marty did with the entire state of Israel this was the first time we had seen the direct results of Marty trolling a lolcow in real time needless to say we were impressed not just by how pissed off Timbo was but how smooth Marty was during this you can understand certain things you're just playing dumb yeah yeah you're playing dumb you're like well I don't know
**[14:40]** what I'm would you look at that ruin another life would you look at that oh that did just oh boy here comes the part where Spud PUD threatens to beat up Marty we've all seen the rxo fight look at this guy he's a bean pole we kind of wish he had the chance to meet Marty in person something tells us his tune would have changed in a hurry for now enjoy the rage that Marty has Unleashed
**[15:09]** you just know he was loving this too o Marty I should smack you up dude should smack you up dude today bro one moment you agree that you might be able to you might be able to beat up uh handicap people but I I i' smack you up Marty I I would smack you around so hard dude I think so too you might be able to pit Marty over totally yeah well I bet d he shaped
**[15:44]** like an egg with legs dly I'm actually going on Amazon you got to make a wish list I'm going to get you some weights I tell I mean like what's wrong with him working you got to get some like hand WS yeah n maybe next year maybe next year make a Amazon wish list yeah oh yeah well I'm not sure uh what it is that we want you know seeing how your day is going it seems
**[16:11]** to be a bit Manic and all over the place and maybe you could start with an apology what do you think potato uh yeah maybe maybe you could say sorry okay well you know I have apologized I'll continue to apologize say can we get a for Herer I think would make Herer heavy um well okay well in that case single word in that case I'm a little reluctant but uh look I said it three times we
**[16:48]** want to say it for sorry I just said it again what did you say I said it four times now it's your one four times Al so if you're sorry now it's your turn so uh what are you apologizing for like I just set an example you understand okay sure well that's fair I do think that and I think you'll agree with me on this is that potato loves a server to be active right that's true
**[17:22]** I didn't hear him say sorry that's true so I didn't hear you um I would say that by chasing a majority of the people away called a pivot you understand a pivot yeah it's actually counterproductive to counterproductive I think his server has been the most alive it's ever been thoughts yeah is it yeah aside from people playing sides thinking they're smart trying to play it off like somebody is here not pointing any elbows I feel like
**[17:50]** over time it gets more and more genuine whether we are many or few people it just kind of gets more real and more real apology would be really convincing um well yeah there's a lot that I am sorry for K committing against dly um you know like the uh the soul grape um I don't think that I am the leader of a satanic death cult I have directed negative energy in animosity towards you in the past
**[18:23]** and um damn where's the part where he say sorry Mar Bros said I said this guy didn't even say the word I said a million times look I said it again sorry he's building up to it sorry sorry dude a thank you Marty you are you're forgiven and just like that the cow has been pacified he Timbo likes to think he knows what's going on and has self-awareness however Marty just used another weakness of potatoes a
**[18:51]** fake apology see dly thinks that people should feel bad for making his life Miser miserable or rather more miserable than he's made it himself considering he touched his sister in the worst way possible this expectation of his is hilarious and just plain illustrates how massive his ego is no doubt another trait that Marty noted and Drew him to this sucker you know we we still see a path where Marty over time grows into something better that's
**[19:23]** the path we see that's the path we we want to lay out for Marty you know where over time he becomes more of a person with integrity and you know like Direction he has like something and we can make a success story out of that that is what we want but I don't know what Marty [Music] wants Hook Line and sink as you can see Timbo was not a happy camper on the 18th going back to
**[19:58]** the prior day we can see he was actually in a good mood check him out playing tanks with Marty and Port monkey he was clearly having a good time so good he let a major secret slip out he didn't write the Great Book of potato and he admitted it while playing Watch he a that good boy he ain't that good no you up H oh no I didn't mean to shoot another mind H no way [Music]
**[20:51]** dude missing my mer game boys good game good game gg gg tell me having fun playing again like this is this is fun I'm the only one that can make you grow otherwise you get no challenge does that mean AI did the book too yeahi did all of the book I didn't write anything I'm telling you this how bad it is playing Duos against all these streaks like like you think you think we're decent we're not
**[21:22]** we're like the pwn gun against like the community I'm just telling you this bad not good why you you're level 24 yeah I know I wish I was not I skin to three spider too say first to five first four what you guys want to do we should we should make it a specific number now comes what we think is Marty's greatest Triumph the door dash for anacondas and timbo's cheapness put on display for everyone note
**[22:16]** he has received more donations than he wanted so theoretically potato should be feeling generous he's not and Marty played him so well okay like here's the thing anac conin like they're having the grand Stam of darts right now it's the world championship and it's start it's in the UK it starts in like 5 hours and like that's the one thing that I win money at is it darts yep dude can I have some tacos if you
**[22:50]** win you're really good at lucky kicks anac coniss I want some talk about dito tacos those like combo things you know talk about the little like you get three of them you know it's like the little Dorito ones you know I'm talking about here's what I'm going to do every $2 that Tim Dy sends you I will be willing to match it $4 or so like every dollar he sends I I'll match at four so if
**[23:19]** he sends me $4 I I would be willing to get you whatever tacos you want for the sake of $20 with a tip included so it's like B a 5 to one proposition so like the the more money the more tacos yeah that makes sense yeah I'm down if D sends me I will send you like $22 worth of tacos whoa how how about this how about this I'll increase the value because I I don't have
**[23:48]** that much money but I can raisee some of your karmic debt so let me let you know what I'm a VIP door Dash client let me me contact customer support and see if that's something that they take they I I know they won't take it but you know I'm willing to offer a a sharp deduction in your car in your carbon I'm going call I'm going to call them right now hang on let's see I'm willing
**[24:13]** to to do it like that if that's if anybody's interested so let's see if Gat is interested hang on I'm going to say that I didn't receive my last order um and then maybe that get me in touch with the customer support and hopefully this will be able to make something happen here okay so hang on um who wins here Anaconda potentially we'll we'll see like you have to agree that like $1 to knowing that it'll
**[24:46]** feed somebody ab5 I'm for it I'm for it I'm for it yay tacos let's see what happens deduction in karmic debt is a is a I'd say it's well worth it okay contact support hang I'm guys it's true this will give him a lot of a lot of good good karma um they give me four options receive someone else's order nothing was delivered item so I know I know it can't be that because they took a
**[25:22]** picture outside my door I'm going say missing incorrect item say soda say [Music] soda sauce they'll give you like $20 discount or credit they're going to take VIP they're going to take me off this because I'm going to try to you know something done here oh I forgot you're the master of door Dash Christmas T if you only knew if you only knew what's up juice welcome Merry Christmas is it Christmas Even the taco he got
**[26:14]** me last time was like damn good you know yeah I got you I got you sping soft tacos cuz me and dly were friends oh con me Agent I got turn guys s ju you should be happy because God loves you yes God is very good Jus Catholic that's true oh I forgot about that I think they believe in God C support it said now it said now again when the prom I'm now connected with Lisa
**[26:51]** pick up the phone please think you being Dash PR member since 20 2022 up P please okay thank being one of our most loyal door person yeah we need to we need we need to put this to rest cuz I'm you know let's see let's see let's see what happens here I don't know like how they're going to feel about all this but me know items are missing none but I really need to talk to somebody
**[27:30]** we get there say Capital very important don't make me go to uin cuz I will okay all right well that's good we can we can we can get Marty upgraded you I'm G let you plead your case these people about kic that like I don't even think that I need to say anything I think I want to I think we should we should put it into the I think we should put it into yeah you are
**[28:08]** how are you doing [Music] tonight um so it I'll be honest it's not necessarily about this order it's about a future order look at him stew it gets better from here it's about a future order like I don't know how to get a hold of you and I'm trying to resolve um an issue I have with like uh if they're currently a friend like at times they're a foe um but like we have a an odd
**[28:40]** dispute where I'm going let you speak with them too um they feel that I owe them some kind of a karmic debt I'm going to let them tell their side of the story and U Mr duly if you can get through to them like so what I'm going to offer is I'm trying to get somebody a Taco Bell order for maybe about like with the tip $27 um but I'm only willing to pay 80% of it
**[29:04]** whereas they feel that they don't have to pay anything so they owe them like a kind of a karmic debt and I'm going to let them take the four here dly you were supposed to pay the difference Marty no the offer was $1 that's how from you equals five from Marty yeah that's exactly what I'm trying to do um and the point is you paying the difference like Mis something part of this so so the is
**[29:34]** the issue seems to be is that they're not willing to pay 20% of the order um because they feel misunderstood something Marty you were supposed to pay the difference you're supposed to pay difference in order for the to and like I've never been to Denmark um but he feels wow I know this is going to sound like really out of lot field but he feels that like I raped him by showing a picture of his needle
**[30:07]** deck to the internet which like I don't really feel is rape but he's insist I'm running like some kind of a satanic death cult and it's just weird like what I'm saying is so the order will probably be about $25 like all he needs to do is pay $4 to feed I just feel bad but woman she's at work is she not she's working at some kind of like why he won't do it like and just
**[30:36]** weird so like maybe you can get through to them like whereas I can't and as desperately as I'm trying to so I'm going to put you on touch with Mr do you want pizza three or four yeah so like I'm sorry for wasting your time but they just seem to be an insane person like so so between me and yeah no there's there's no there's no Dasher yet like there there might be like there might be
**[31:09]** at at at some point in time if like and there might be anyways um in fact like I'm willing to just pay for the order if you can tell me that like so where you are but like is it fair to say that if if I live in America and I've never been to Denmark like just by posting a picture of this man's needle dick but like I didn't rape him right like rape is a very
**[31:35]** strong word right W you agree no that's perfectly fine I think it only vindicates me the yeah oh really wow that's so helpful oh thank you so much are you're godsend no that's it all right well well so thank you very much for being so kind God bless you all right [Music] what do you think about that Dy $30 CRS just like that oh wait did my did they do [Music] it what did did it come
**[32:48]** through you got to check his did it come through let me see let me see here did he did you see what day I made it's like Mar on the [Laughter] phone D it's a miracle it's a miracle it's a potato Miracle Anna you want some spicy potato soft tacos yes you got it got it just like that what the heck didn't hang up so so wild it's a miracle it's a miracle I'm show the ear
**[33:51]** in theong Julie like just like that you know what I mean kic dead adjusted now what do you think about that I I you're not quite even yet I said I would deduct some of your debt I didn't say all of it but it's $30 anyway you just got $30 in credit though it's the potato P shake what can I say he said they did you get $20 in credit you used to have this much debt
**[34:20]** we probably cut this much of and then there's this much de left and now that we zooming in on this what is left there's actually there still this much left but we had to but you because in comparison to what was before so it just potato is a Jew to so next time we we're going to have to cut it we we'll cut a little bit more of your debt it's hard to say how much there
**[34:46]** really is Anna does does your address end in a six um yes okay he's definitely on the path of redemption which is good that's good definitely that just happened just happened I think there's this guy inmark and like you know posting pictures of penis on the internet like yeah I think that he's the satanic M it's a have it for free it's a Christmas miracle That's The Power of potato there you go once you got into
**[35:29]** the karmic dead they're like no we're not [__] with that just give just give it for free just give it give it give it don't that just you know like he's talking about something about Satan and demons and karmic death he's asking K you have it for free dude just give it dude he's mentally just give it just give it just don't worry about it because they're going to be you guys thanks money to get out
**[35:51]** of there dude like like just get whatever he wants just give it just whatever just send it we the holy potato has come through yeah you get your tacos yay you know I also love the episode of South Hulk where cultman has the the um the drone on face on his hand with the hair and that also loves tacos remember that song the tacos song taco taco taco taco tacos I love tacos do you remember that
**[36:36]** song Taco Loco Taco the Jennifer Lopez Taco kisses yes taco kiss love that episode yeah taco taco flavored kisses what he did the hand puppet yes yes I love that one yeah I don't know that it's a cartoon southp you ever seen South oh yeah T from taco taco taco taco yeah maybe I've seen that actually Taco that was crazy all right so hang on so two kind tacos got here um okay I I'll turn my
**[37:31]** P light on if you know they're coming so that way they don't leave it outside on you know a trip bu that coming outside and thinking that it's a uh you know Taco Bells open at this hour see it's 3:52 just give out to you one okay you have to look up in you have to look up like 24 hour or something like that to send it you know what I'll do too is I'll say that
**[38:05]** I just never got the order too so it's like oh God God damn dude no oh my God this is theft T theft by deception theft by unlawful and I can't get trouble for they all I know is I'm just somebody receiving the food so like oh my God M you're awful you're a victim Yeah well yeah it's just compensation it's like somebody's got to do it know like no it's told me that I'm being getting
**[38:58]** an free talk no dude you know what this is cancel then I don't want Society so you can you can think D and Juice you're not getting tacos cuz I don't want to be that's bad yeah thank you guys but you're Jewish aren't you well I don't want to be because it's bad it's a it's evil Taco I mean technically you kind of all doing a thing oh my God I mean starve starve [__] starve talking
**[39:35]** [Music] okay this is [__] funny as hell dude I'll take my 30 credits you know like cuz I have been wrong you know another show and uh that's fine thank you guys are are you still typ are you still typing it in to the thing then I plug I plugged I plugged it in this is a track and like bad oh like yeah think the ask these guys for your tacos see where that got to like
**[40:08]** I'm the only one with seven tacos it's another I need to text the address funny have the address I haven't plugged in since I sent you through before Oh plugged in these guys are actually starving well if you're yeah that's what that's what these guys are going to be while I was trying to feed you yeah you're trying to feed me you're trying to do a good deed cuz you're sit from the potato B of invented
**[40:39]** free empty tacos here is Marty endless empty free tacos fre tacos so like look I I'll match it if Julie s if Julie sends $3 I'll send you want I want to hear this I want to hear this story too I just I just made you I just made you $30 Marty you like you ruled I call it I call it the karma karma that's on the spiritual plane and you see what happened you see what
**[41:14]** happened right there it was now now we're even I he this story okay yeah like this is a good a probably a good a story to hear oh it's amazing I'm I'm seeing parts of it it's hilarious love it I want to hear it so bad the Christmas Taco Miracle Marty timul and potato tail it started as these things often do in the potato verse with a simple request anacondas innocent and hungry innocently floated the idea
**[41:48]** of T tacos the universal we can proed ever the opportunist and Mischief maker Le into actioning with in his in his voice of generosity Marty approached with the kind of grin that could split the Earth hey dly chip in for some tacos for Anor let's see how generous Tim dly they like the spice the coated fries the seasoned fries and like hamburgers I Ihop I want IHop Marty froze for half a second caught in a spiritual
**[42:23]** trade deal he had anticipated but then being Marty he agreed after all it wasn't every day could negotiate Karma into tacos it's not a real ND and a real Christmas day without a story the phone call a Marty masterclass and this is where the real chaos began Marty reclining in his chair one hand rubbing together gleefully as he launched into what could only be described as a convoluted Masterpiece he began explaining wrangling his story into knots
**[42:53]** of complexity how the order was going to be paid see Lady I got 80% ready to go all right the other 20% it's coming from Tim douly don't ask how it's a karmic balance thing spiritual Ledger you know how it is now what happens if I put my 80% down with Tim's Universal Good Will does that work on the system what about like door Dash's Cosmic policy on Karma you get what I'm saying right he didn't
**[43:19]** wait for her to answer Marty just kept spiraling a mixture of seriousness and mockery wrapped in one confusion and resolution the door Dash lady to her credit held on for as long as she could nodding along to Marty's Saga of karmic arithmetic at some point it became that Marty was both one making fun of Tim du's philosophy two and accidentally causing an existential customer service crisis she tried to clarify sir are you asking if you can
**[43:49]** pay part of the order in Cat part with uh Karma yes exactly except this isn't just Karma it's Tim du's karmic collateral which might cover more than we expect Christmas is a season of Miracles it's Tim's Karma the miracle unfolds perhaps it Wass Ral and philosopher perhaps it was the mention of Tim douly whose karmic Aura was vibrating somewhere through the phone line or perhaps the door Dash lady just wanted to get off the call but
**[44:21]** whatever the reason her answer stunned the room sir we'll just we'll send it for free happy holidays the chat went silent free tacos anac condon's jaw drop Tim duly calm and wise as ever simply nodded in satisfaction as though he had already seen this outcome in his Mind's Eye Marty now wide-eyed blinked and broke into laughter realizing he had just stumbled into the impossible a Christmas miracle delivered by potato power the aftermath the score and the
**[44:52]** shock as the TAC arrived fre delivered with no strings attached the potato version w't delete all of Marty's death did Tim D's karmic Force actually Shift Reality was Marty's chaotic storytelling the Catalyst for Cosmic balance who exactly deserved credit for the miracle the score as it now stands still in karmic debt though slightly amused and oddly proud Tim dly balanced as always his faith in the universe affirmed anacondas full of tacos her faith in Miracles restored
**[45:22]** lady probably still telling her coworker about that guy with a Karma payment plan the potato do this the chat debated endlessly feel was this Christmas miracle a manifestation of Faith a byproduct of's deep spiritual awareness was it simply one of those strange moments where the universe aligns just so truth Tim might say doesn't I got a feeling that there's a what matters is that it happened a moment of cosmic generosity laughter and warmth in both the
**[45:58]** the same job eaten ech and somewhere Maring ear to ear wonder if maybe just maybe he should stop messing with Tim's car but knowing deted by a neutral party although I am a when you mix potatoes chaos and karmic debts you just have to be willing to believe Merry Christmas potato verse juice well for one thing she's fat [__] we're all fat not dly except dly so yeah that's a point we're all obese chubby chubby little
**[46:45]** obese fat dly is not whatever he says um yeah so fat potato we're fat potatoes so I'm going to give another eight minutes to resolve this before I order myself tacos um because I hear you got the tacos for free right no I did not I had to I had to end 10 hours Mone I had to endure 10 hours a day of satanic death called talking dly no he's talking about the he's talking about the
**[47:30]** he talking about the $30 that just got sent um thing but like that's so how do you put a price tag on like 10 hours a day of satanic gangstalking it's I think it's a lot more than $30 and it's Priceless it's worthless I mean it's Priceless yeah I said it's Priceless it's Priceless you didn't you see you didn't hear that what I don't what what I'm a potato look it's Priceless don't let those crazy people
**[48:06]** confuse you with all the you know if don't let people think so so so so and like I don't mean to be uh a small hat but like how do you put a price tag on the content of a Christmas miracle occurring live on stream that's something else as well but again I'm going to cover that duly needs to pay for 1 of this meal like or else it's just not happening what wait we didn't we
**[48:38]** secure the meal with with just my karmic un my Universal caric I I earned that with your abuse don't try to Sid step what you did I presented the fat well you could I presented the fat well in some ways if you think about it if you if if we keep the karmic debt then it just it means I accelerate more we're even now we're even now like if we never even it if we never even
**[49:04]** it out then no we're even I can continue to ride the wave you know we're even this squares it they determine that I was actually [Music] victim oh now we're even like that's honestly good thing so I like being friends with you as well well you know so like let's it puts a square I don't I don't why you so whoa like I told I I told Taco didn't arrive everybody was scammed Marty took the $30
**[49:39]** and uh and somehow where did the karmic de go o the kic the kic de is now Square they determined that I was a victim of your satanic death cult abuse ritual abuse your gangstalk and dog piling this that and the other and like you know like the judge has made the determination here no I didn't take any of his shekel no no no the so the judge ruled the door ass judge ruled that that was
**[50:15]** crazy actually to be honest yeah I'm confused I feel like we need we need to break this down what actually happened what was the thing that happened what was I told them what I've dealt okay they that was wrong I told them all the facts too I told them that I you know found something and I like was accused of being a rapist and like they're like you know what this is terrible that's defamation right and
**[50:50]** long story short I think it's a good thing because we can be friends but the sad thing is that Anna coniss doesn't get her free food because you're not willing to pay for 1 F of the meal whereas I have sent 100% of the meals I'm broke have you ever sent an a yeah I'm broke but I you I have a lot of you have a lot of I mean that's what I'm saying we I could
**[51:13]** just raise some of the karmic debt cuz you have a lot of money you make like I see you're streaming every five minutes you make $100 I make $5 every 3 days or oh he's saying that's his payment Marty he's pay that's the way he's paying yeah I can erase some your he worked the same job and I can only work for a couple hours a day whereas you get to work 18 hours a day yeah
**[51:39]** but can you pay with karmic debt the way he can so I I actually don't have to pay K de because I'm owed car de and that's you're sing over like $2 right yeah debt than juice has a really good point Thank you juice thank you not according [__] have you given this man ACC to you're tasing him with food $2 May what it's my $2 let's go ju W yeah least anybody anybody that's live just
**[52:26]** listening has cash want Cas me at an go ahead you know what so here's the deal Julie Julie's a small connaissent I'm going to give you $5 but that's going to be it and I hope that this can satisfy your hungry belly so uh I think I got you Anna here's $5 I hope that dly can send you Marty Marty you should you should send the full AR it's good to it's not every day it's not
**[52:52]** every day I offer kic de to be erased but offer it today I okay but I won't raise all of your debt I'll raise some of it for that amount it it will it it will come back to you in in in multi like you'll get more of the value did you get the cash app Anna did you get it yeah I got it I got to install the app [__] well that's okay as long as
**[53:21]** you got it that's good I hope the can respond at least somewh in kind but Marty send her five send her5 from me Marty played you yeah send her yeah send her $5 for me well I I'll I'll do I'll send another $5 you send me $2 no no no no I'll yeah I'll raise that in the karmic debt and you should be happy you should be grateful for that for that we presented our case you
**[53:52]** have a lot of money five it's good for no reason yeah no I mind care I want to help Anna I care about helping people definitely care no no no if anything I feel good yeah you do I feel I feel great about it yeah it's good yeah it's good yeah you and you can feel good about it it is good yeah no th% but it's up to you Morty you could send the $5 or not
**[54:27]** but I'm willing to slash some of your slash some of your kic de with me no I'm happy about it I'm happy about it if G sends $2 I'll send another five okay like that's it's too tedious for me it's it's easier for me to just erase some of your comic debt oh no ruled I hope people are listening this is how think I said money whereas you're stopping a hungry woman eating you're stopping a hungry
**[55:07]** woman eating who's the that's you well juice real juice is an interesting character I like him no I actually am a real that's the Bible says you're a fake oh no here we go I feel like you you should defend yourself there Marty because I mean he's I'm he's racing the gun he's racing the holy gun and he's holding it at your temporal lob I'm not I'm not a spiritual person I just want to help people
**[55:49]** and be a good person that's all that I want to do oh whatever call me whatever you want to another $5 for free I will when jie sends you no just send you just people right so Marty so Marty here's here's the deal you send you you you put my $5 in and I'll slash $20 of your caric debt so so that means I put that's four times more there's no de we're Square what you anything
**[56:21]** if anything ow me a dollar that's fine I don't care me a doll like 10% you know that's fine I don't I don't keep track of these things I'm I'm trying to be first all right how about this you send $5 and I SL $50 of your comic debt that's a lot there's no that there's no thatb okay they're Square it's official sure R has been made sure okay if you feel that way oh well so
**[56:51]** it's not about how we feel it's about how a neutral party feels and all rulings are final all right okay Marty really knew how to play Timbo just like he did raxo and any other cow who crossed his path he had to put in a lot of work to bring us the entertainment he offered it might have seemed like he just sat there on his stream and did only that no Marty was out there cultivating new
**[57:17]** content on a regular basis and we noticed something else for anyone who thinks he was only about money consider the this he didn't get paid for these activities he knew going in that he could be wasting his time but he did it anyway plus Marty was the kind of person who didn't stream unless he had something to offer contrast him with a cow like Timbo here who offers nothing and streams almost constantly while looking for coffee
**[57:44]** in the end Marty won like he almost always did Timbo was and still is a sucker waiting for new handlers however like his work with raxo it's hard to imagine anyone taking his place and Performing like he did Marty was truly the king Hail to the King fellow meatbags thank you for watching and have a great 24 to 48 hours