Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

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FILE DATE: February 14, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED

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When Marty died his Discord account was still in Spud Dud’s Garden server. Timbo LOVED it. To him it was like he had Marty’s body. Which, is really damn creepy.

Port Monkey, AKA Thump, suckered Timbo into giving him admin powers. Almost immediately he booted Marty right out of Dooley’s hands. What we have here is pure, screaming Timbo rage. Enjoy.

Music: Song: King Nothing Artist: Metallica

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Song: Down Under Artist: Men At Work

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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags first our meatbag wants to apologize for the lack of uploads recently got a project he's working on for some friends and time has been hard to come by however there has also been some fairly major news with Spud PUD he took another major L as you may or may not know Port monkey is also known as thump folks who watch the Cyrax and Taylor Arc will certainly remember him a couple of months ago monkey **[00:32]** created a Discord server called the tree which totally screwed up life as Spud dud knew it that's right when Marty left us he departed while still in timbo's Garden Discord server duly took that as some kind of Victory and literally thought of it as having Marty's body which yeah that's just super [__] weird Timbo one thing about Timbo we can pretty much always count on he thinks people will reconsider him come crawling back and apologize Marty **[01:01]** did that several times and duly bought the ACT every time so why shouldn't that work for monkey indeed a well-worded apology and pretty soon thump offered to help out around the garden Timbo being Timbo gave him admin access and just like that he lost his most favored trophy Port monkey as an admin booted Marty out of potato's ridiculous little server at the same time Don Hefe Unleashed a bot to delete as much of the server as **[01:34]** possible it was basically a surprise raid and it worked perfectly sending Timbo into a downward spiral of cope and anger let's watch tell that's me Kneel To The Ground Mary is [Applause] dead Hell To The King hell that's me the king where's your King dead you're dead get the [__] out of here [__] I am the king [__] garbage boy is dead your garbage boy is dead boy don't [__] come here then don't talk to me **[02:22]** like that [__] don't ever come back here then go go worship your dead King then don't come here then [__] go worship your dead King go ahead go worship your dead Idols [__] go die in your culture [__] come here kneel [__] oh yeah he is in Full Metal cat mode here old Spud dud is quite pissed off that he lost Marty's body and we're not kidding about that here check out the title of the stream **[02:58]** this is a 37-year-old old man singing on his couch about being a king As Time Marches On he behaves more and more like rxo granted Cyrax is afraid to sing on his own so Timbo beats him in that regard however we're not sure we'd call what he's doing here singing also note we had to put off starting any actual good music because of this don't worry he tires out quickly but while he's doing it you can **[03:26]** really hear the madness dialed up to 11 you know your place below so go ahead go and worship your FSE titles go and worship your dead heroes that massive voice crack was awesome can we hear it again why not it was a rather pleasant surprise nothing quite as funny as someone with a cracky voice trying to sound like a tough guy go and worship your dead heroes go and worship your dead heroes one can almost feel **[04:04]** the embarrassment he's working through lovely ain't [Music] it Long Live Chim long live the potatoes go suck a dick [__] don't talk to me [Music] there there's a taste of fear when the protato call Iron Fist to tame them potato fist to gra them all to the king H to the one that's me [__] kneel to the CR Neel [__] [__] get out NE [__] shut okay enough of that [__] Jesus Timbo you're bad rack so **[05:16]** bad there were less than 10 seconds to go but we just couldn't put yall through another moment of this toxic dumpster fire Neil right now huh here is the fire we came for go ahead go ahead can you figure it out I'll let you kneel go ahead kneel otherwise learn how to deal with being put down every day by A King by somebody who's rightfully having the throne so shut the [__] up [__] do you understand **[05:51]** shut the [__] up pissing he's so cute when he's pissy exactly now you can take him you can take him right if he speaks again put him down spoken just like raxo Timbo but he thinks he has a leader his leader is dead okay he needs to have a wakeup call he needs to have a refreshing of reality right here's reality your king is dead Tim dly is alow alive now knil kneel because he's gone you **[06:22]** understand timi made him gone he's gone waa Timbo you have really lost it haven't you you make mey me seem rational Marty dies of an overdose and you think his fans should kneel to you because your drug addict acolyte gave him the deadly dose nope not going to happen [__] man even if we thought you truly had some kind of cosmic hand in his fate there's no [__] way we'd ever kneel to you for killing someone **[06:51]** especially considering the zany [__] you're also pedling making Trump work at McDonald's claim Idaho or pretending you have any right to a throne at all simply for thinking you've clocked more hours of garbage than anyone else Marty does not come back Marty will never come back if he comes back it will also be the power of Uli because we wrote a song about that too so if he's hiding he's a little [__] he will still come **[07:18]** back Tim dully is still the number one king because who would run away and hide anyways if he does that if he does a resurrection AR okay fine then he still just copyed chimi no matter what Chim duli is the king so what you're saying in essence is you have no idea if he's alive or dead and can't actually see the future does he understand that does that peasant understand that does the peasant understand those things **[07:49]** because if he doesn't understand maybe he needs to understand that Tim du is the king it's not up for debate it's my title where's your Crown King nothing it is not even Up For Debate seriously even Cyrax has one of those that's the funny thing right I think it's a debate they think it's a king is a king already a king doesn't matter what these people say kings are crowned by others and for all the tomatoes **[08:21]** that are still live I am their King you're a self-declared poser the tomatoes crowned Marty and they need to Crown you they won't obviously by the way the eating and lip smacking you're as bad as cobes not even going I'm not going to read out yes you did you're desperate for new potatoes you saw it wasn't a sucker and blasted them you can kneel a piece of that's it I vanquished every enemy don't get in my **[08:55]** way well that's not true your biggest enemy is still alive and well yourself you're literally Your Own Worst Enemy and Ally too we're going to move a bit ahead as you can tell Timbo is starting to overheat meltdown is imminent this is level one anger let's go on to level two so I'm just saying whether God works with me or not he came to a final destination because he decided to go with the abuse and if **[09:26]** you want to think that you are above me I will tell you God is watching over me and he's going to come for you next why is God such a candy ass Timbo couldn't he have smoted Marty in front of the whole world and said something like oh oh I am God Tim duly is my man nobody gives him trouble and lives I struck down Marty with a thunderbolt he vaporized and is gone instead we get **[09:57]** passive aggressive God Wooh he accepted the drugs fool now he's mine and you should shake your [__] pants and you should have fear for God and I will instill that fear in you whether you have it or not I will make sure God vanquishes my next enemies too so there is a line and you will all be perished right and so understand this that I'm not done yet and if you say one word to me you're **[10:23]** going to be the next in line because I will finish these circles do you understand I will finish these circles I will finish the shitty culture highly doubtful Timbo I'll do whatever it takes I will make them go away you understand I will make sure bullies find a place where they can live which is in Hell forever and I will make sure that the world knows that I'm serious I'm very very serious you're not going to **[10:53]** you [__] you [__] with me you get in my way it's personal it's not just personal I'm not going to stop it until you are finished I'm not going to stop it until you are gone I'm not going to stub in until you are going to hell straight to hell until you are in my trap until I [__] rule every bit of you and only then I'm going to and I'm going to do things to you **[11:19]** so you you try me you try play into my hands you try do my you try do me like that you try me and I was lay out every venom for you I will lay out every trap for you I will put you down I will make you fall I'm going to bring you to your knees and that's a warning for everyone out there you if you're going to if you want to try and do any **[11:43]** kind of [__] to me understand that it's not just personal I will bring God to the equation and I will bring everyone to the equation I'll bring the entire world to the equation I will bring everyone to the equation until this problem goes away you will not get out of my sight so I will not get out of yours you understand do you understand are we clear here we read you loud and clear Timbo looking to **[12:09]** go back to prison so these demons I'm coming for them I am coming for each and every of these demons and I will not rest until they are you understand until they're gone you're making gone threats again out of this world not breathing the heartbeat stop just like in everything gone 16 I will not rest until I take every bit of peace from these [__] until this culture is fixed until this culture is healthy again these **[12:38]** sick people I'm coming for you I'm coming for you you [__] demons do you hear me do you hear me shake your [__] pants [__] because I am coming for you I'm going to find you next wherever you live I don't give a [__] you don't have a face on we will find you you don't have address we will find it whatever it takes we will find you and you are finished uh-oh we're all scared and **[13:04]** stuff but you should know we know where you are too we know you have a record for doing what you're currently doing if we were you we'd quit making threats but then that would make sense and you're just not in that business Timbo so watch out before you start bullying people or trying to prospect for their Souls because you might just find yourself soulless not just soulless but bodyless one day King tough guy sounds a bit **[13:41]** gassy and that's the big man that says hello okay hey [Applause] literally just speaking to my enemies on behalf of God right you're going to bully you're going to die like one try me try me next who who's next who wants to get in my way anybody else anybody want to get in my way anybody out there want to get in my way let me know tell me your address and your face let's have it oh **[14:08]** where do you live let's go let's go you want to get in my way I have no enemies no enemies who's next who wants to get in my way who wants to get him away that's what I thought no one wants to get in my way you banned everyone dummy cuz they will get out of my way you're in your own way silly pants between your fragile ego limited intelligence nobody wants to get in my way **[14:43]** and the delusion you're stuck firmly in the mud IED to Ru I will cut them off though I'm not I'm not finished yet don't worry I'm monkey is done I can just f focus more on that now that Marty's gone I'm going to focus more on monkey that tree is gone those people are gone do you understand we got we are not we are not done until they're all finished we only getting started here's the thing **[15:15]** Timbo if God is on your side what there's more people getting in my way the system the spe system is still rolling bro they're still doing the same thing still doing the same scripts bro we got [__] take the next R shouldn't you just be able to call down the Smite and that's how it is that's how it is oh nothing to you who sits on a [__] couch and you want to murder me then God **[15:42]** is going to come and take you first do you hear me Roger that Timbo your transmission is loud and clear we don't believe you naturally but we have no problem hearing your Bellow of delusion and once again we love the way your voice cracked let's hear it again for C8 and take you thirst and take you thirst and take you first a thank you lzo do you hear me [__] God is going to come and he's **[16:17]** going to finish you if you try me try me [__] try me [__] I dare you step up and try me [__] try me [__] go ahead try me [__] see if you going to get end up like medoran and get cancer see if you're going to get up end up like Marty in a grave early grave all HH see like you're going to end up like monkey because we're not done with him yet you're next **[16:49]** monkey you are next you sadistic piece of [__] I'm not going to I'm not finished until you are [__] it should be noted that nobody is actually afraid of Tim douly he can barely find his way to the damn grocery store in McDonald's the latter is less than 2,000 ft from his front door so these threats of Godly action are simply amusing attempts to sound tough that fall flat I saw his real phrase dude that guy **[17:18]** there's no no justice and when he's off the internet that's when there will be Justice you know monkey needs to get off the he needs to get lock off monkey needs to Lo off that's it he needs to lock his computer off just L off delete his tree burn it down log off the internet he doesn't belong here you don't belong here sicko he doesn't belong here he stalked me for a long time he's a real **[17:55]** freak dude later he's going to say I can't stand people like that they're real disgusting real disgusting I really is new yeah he already lost why you want to continue to fight okay fine he's he's in our way that guy wants to he's worse than Marty so take him down literally quite literally [__] take him down I don't give a [__] that guy is a cancer on this Earth so when I say people are cancer I **[18:24]** I mean that by the way I've been right before so when I said meta was cancer been wrong even more times though in fact he thought he had cancer at one [Music] point suffer bored he deserves some let's say of course you know I'm I'm just kidding about the words you know because we're just talking of words here right that his Spirit you know his Spirit has been soaring too much he's too high for what he's **[18:56]** really doing and who who he really is if that makes sense he's trying to do the reversal does that make sense he's trying to pretend to everybody that he's nice he's trying to pretend he's nice right he's trying to pretend that then he makes cry then he makes what does he do he traffics women he traffics women right he made a Discord in my Discord advertised it because he wanted to have power in a place where **[19:29]** he had he's a new he's a new person in the entire culture where is where did he come from and why did he take so much control why does he want to have control over people that have had has been in the this place forever do you understand that he he should not have this power it doesn't natur you don't flow like that he should be put down and and called out because what is this why **[19:54]** can a government or some kind of entity just in and take everything what is that since when what is that out drunk I'll get ports from numbers from her phone I don't know what's what's going to be up with him I just know that that he's not right you know he's he's the things that he's been doing he deleted Marty's [__] body from Discord he deleted Marty's body from Discord because he was too what do you **[20:30]** call this he couldn't bear the the thought of me having Marty's body in the garden God forbid we bury Marty in the garden in some resting place or something you can drop the ACT Spud PUD you know damn well you thought of his account in your server as a trophy hell If This Were reality and it was actually his body it's not hard to imagine you having mounted him over the door in your hubel and this **[20:56]** is why you're so pissed off not because you lost the ability to put him to so-called rest because his account isn't in your disgusting little server anymore it really cannot be emphasized enough that what port monkey did was both the right thing and a remarkable feat of trolling he created the tree and Tim wanted his blood for months yet somehow he managed to cajo King nothing here into granting him admin access Timbo really is an all **[21:25]** day sucker and he can be pissed at Port monkey all he wants bottom line is he lost Marty because Timbo was too dumb to recognize an obvious troll this is why he makes such a natural cow when have you ever seen someone so willing to forgive a troll like God forbid God forbid that we could give Marty rest so instead he burned the body and let it go up into smoke or disappeared it or whatever you **[21:55]** know he did the the Jewish thing he's like oh can I get admin to like fix something on your server you know he didn't even ask like that because there was something broken and I it's like he's like okay I can fix it I was I don't know my yeah just it's fine right I'm like I'm fixing it and he's like no no no let me fix it I'm like sure okay right so my Goodwill and **[22:14]** he was going to fix something and he deleted Marty he literally quite literally burned Marty in a in a furnace he quite literally did the worst thing he could do to Marty which was make him go up and smoke instead of put him down into the soil and give him rest so uh we can't undo that you understand that's something that cannot be undone I'm upset with him because what gives him the right what gave you **[22:46]** the right to goon on a corpse what what is the what give him the right to do that sick [__] do you see he holds he thinks he has power over people the ultimate cow trade failure to take accountability for anything I want you to reflect on the actions there for a moment he burned Marty's body because he lied about it he trolled you period poor monkey burned Marty's body because he lied about it and he **[23:12]** didn't want me to hold on to the body and give him a resting place in the garden nobody wanted that except you no monkey stole Marty's body and laughed at me he sure did sucker he stole Marty bis music's body and then laughed at me hysterically too because he felt like it was a victory a victory to burn Marty's body to take away your Victory that's what port monkey [Music] did oh [Music] yeah he is I **[24:07]** know what is the turn code I I said to beginning and that he was a he's literally been hiding hism the entire time he's been lying about being a because everything he does is any Semite he really really is he has said the words Jew and Jewish as insults more times than any LOL cow we've seen you think it's satanic or or tanic backster yeah yeah he is a back stepper actually stabbed you in the front **[24:40]** with the knife you handed him way to go dly you sure were five moves behind on that one anyway that's going to do it for now thank you for watching and have a great weekend also merry obligatory romance day