Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

The definitive archive documenting the transition of Thomas Dall into Tim Dooley (The Potato of Life).


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FILE DATE: February 21, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED

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Part two of the “2000” stream, after he was done moaning about his situation Timbo wanted likes. Lots of them. And then asks a woman who told him he needs help why they can’t f***. Classy guy as always.

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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags welcome to the second part of timbo's meltdown after finding out he's going to need to kneel to reality in the relatively near future that's right he was told by the police that if he didn't go to court he was going to be arrested we have to once again say if you're watching Spud dud your best option is going to court it really is forget the fact that you'll have to kneel to it and the **[00:25]** judge when you're told to rise take the ego hit and Skip jail of course the Timbo we know would never kneel exactly he's got his reality and real reality can just suck it which is pretty much what he's about to say there's another way he wants reality to change as well he wants likes lots of likes and when he doesn't get them well just watch Tim dly is here to set his rules about how he wants **[00:58]** the world to be because that's the way the way it's going to be I don't agree with the world I don't agree with the laws I don't agree with the Kings I don't agree with Trump I don't agree with the world I don't agree with the internet I don't agree with anything so I I don't agree with reality well might as well tell us that titanium is tough or that dry ice is cold that you don't **[01:25]** agree with reality is probably the one and only thing everyone can agree agree on that is exactly the problem you keep running into reality itself people who live in it tend to prefer reality to the delusional fantasies of folks like you and if they don't they tend to make up their own versions too and news flash the vast majority are not making up a reality based on a loser from Denmark who blames children for being victims **[01:52]** they just aren't I don't agree with Society I don't agree with anything anybody I I'm I only subscribe to me to my reality to my point of view and that will be it forever and ever always always and you can call me I don't care what you call me you could call me schizophrenic you could call me crazy you can say you live in your own reality and I say yeah yeah what are you going to **[02:21]** do about it we're going to watch you continue to fail at life and make fun of you for thinking your reality is more valid than actual reality unless you decide to get professional help become boring or stop the psycho potato show you agree when they give you free CR cash yeah exactly what are you going to do about it laugh at your ridiculous reasoning because it shows just how out of touch you really are you're probably **[02:50]** going to go to jail and it's going to be completely your fault for rejecting reality what are you going to do about it that I don't give a [__] about them and they are they they give me my [__] I'm King I am the king I am the king I should be paid better I should be paid better shut your [__] ping I should be paid better you can give me some money because I don't feel **[03:16]** like it's enough either way so but if you want to come to the king here and you want to serve me too you can also pay and just like that he beat Dark Side Phil at something otherwise Phil may have more provable hours stream than Timbo but that was the griti attempt at grifting we've seen for a long time you understand Dy at least Phil usually calls for support not money outright I just don't care right **[03:42]** here we have another way his reality sucks he genuinely believes that the [__] he does is worth money be it having chat GPT make up stories about him prompting sunno for potato music or even just sit there and bitching Timbo thinks money should be coming in despite the garbage content his shitty attitude and even more disgusting past talk about Cyrax 2.0 but that's the beauty that's what happens when you [__] somebody over really we thought this **[04:16]** is what happens here you go Larry you see what happens this is what happens when you [__] a stranger in the ass Larry this is what happens Larry you see what happens when you [__] stranger there this what happens you see what happens Larry you see what happens Larry do you see what happens Larry when you [__] a stranger in the ass this is what happens Larry this is what happens Larry what happens Larry [__] stra **[04:57]** [__] you do it [Music] man and Q three minutes of [Music] typing tale of how King Tim Dy Rose to power forged by betrayal disillusionment the unyielding Spirit of a potato the coronation of King Tim douly once upon a time in a world drowning observation hey Spud bag people are supposed to like videos when they like them it's not up for you to demand as you're about to soon start doing likes tell YouTube that the person **[05:47]** enjoyed whatever it was they saw and puts the video in a list of H wait for it videos that they like if they don't really like the video then their like list gets cluttered up with garbage this is another way your reality sucks if we lived in your world we'd have to like every video to prove we aren't stalking thus taking away the ability for the audience to provide direct feedback what a maroon in deception a **[06:13]** man named Tim douly walked among the common folk he had seen the system for what it was a Grand Illusion a rigged game where the dice were loaded and the deck stacked against those who dared to think the police the government the politicians the media the internet even his own PE they all played their role pretending they stood for something greater can we get some likes but when the time came for truth justice can we get **[06:37]** some likes otherwise I'm going to ban every single one of you folded like rotten tomatoes if we cannot get any likes I'm going to ban every one of you you're all stalking me there so you you better [__] like the video now right now like the video right now or are you all going to get Bann they spoke of fairness but pedal only corruption they claimed to uphold order but were themselves The Architects of K well **[07:00]** G Timbo we don't like this live stream though and you already banned the meat bag so we're just going to go on neither liking nor disliking this trip so he rejected them all of them the last like the video the police came knocking on his door it was an urgent matter they claimed they had orders they had power they had the going to ban every every single person that typed in the chat stood there dumbfounded they **[07:27]** knocked again no answer they peered Through the Windows only the echo of his absence greet frustrated his phone dly we need to talk a brief silence then came the voice unbothered detached commanding believe the officer stammer sir this is serious if you don't cooperate [__] come and talk to me then Tim laughed let's look at what you're demanding we like a story you prompted chat GPT for about you owning the police when they come to pick **[07:57]** you up Timbo from other videos we've seen of your interactions with law enforcement the suspension of disbelief for us to enjoy such a story is impossible to overcome you might as well be telling a story about Cyrax beating up Marty or any other normal human this is fantasy at a child's level dressed up with AI in our opinion what you are offering is not worth any kind of remuneration demanding approval kind of reminds us of holding **[08:29]** the extrem hostage except you have no quality content to hold back this is it and it really sucks if your content was a person and you were holding a gun to its head we'd say might as well shoot go ahead and shoot a like the video Foundation of their Authority [__] come here and talk to me you think I fear a cage like the video or don't talk to me you think wolves can hold me like **[08:52]** me or F if you drag me to your pathetic pris then I will simply king of jail [__] off a system that holds no so like the video or I'm going to ban every single person that talks in the chat that's it you're going to have to like the video or you're going to have to [__] off that's it that's a great tagline for your channel Timbo like me or [__] off doesn't sound needy or demanding **[09:18]** at all does it I'm going to repeat it like the video or don't talk here you talk once if there's no likes if you don't like the video you're not welcome here I'm going to [__] you all up so you like the video before you talk that's that's how it goes I don't want to sit here with 16 Freaks and creeps and tell you guys that you should be doing something else with your life because if **[09:40]** you can't like the video and what the [__] is wrong with you if you can't like the video what are you here for we're here to Mock and laugh hello now let's frame the situation as it is in reality and let us ask you a question if you can't do anything worth life what are you here for if you can't say nice things what are you here for if you don't like me what are you here **[10:07]** for the [__] off it's that simple so I was going to talk about things but now you're going to make it about likes instead because we have to go through this every day apparently so let's talk 3 hours about why you're a insolence and why you can't give likes to a video instead let's it's going to be really long we're going to talk a lot about about likes today a lot how cute he thinks he can **[10:34]** punish the audience of trolls into giving him likes meanwhile this kind of spur out is exactly what we've come for basically all he did here was make himself look like an entitled [__] for our Amusement thanks Timbo and it's going to be cringe it's going to exactly what you'd think it is a lot of like repetitive things about you know customary things and how to be polite how to act in another person's home how to be **[11:05]** respectful how to show dignity to people what you should do in so and so situations all the safety concerns all the bells and whistles all the everything then we're going to talk about how to stare at a wall we're going to talk about different shades of white different Shades of Gray we're going to talk about all kinds of things that are going to be very boring and mundane for you going to feel like a repetitive thing **[11:30]** if you don't like the video you're not going to get new things and we're going to have to go over this all day you never offer anything new it's always about how potato is taking over as you wither away in your flat the only thing growing is your facial hair so we'll do that because you set the you set the pace right okay I was going to talk about other things I was going to go forward **[11:51]** but we got to go back in circles instead hello just came in I would like and then maybe you can explain me why you want a course thumb up and a YouTube stream there you go thank you I appreciate that why do I want that because I want to address the Dynamics of the community right so when I don't get likes it is a reflection of people's thoughts and so it's this simple I don't want to **[12:20]** sit with an audience that doesn't like me here you are so if they don't like me we're going to have to [__] them off first on planet potato you need to like Timbo or take a [__] hike he has no time for anyone who has less than like when you know it comes to potato so if you're new like the person in chat says they are you better like this guy he will ban you ban you **[12:47]** you understand I want them to like me I don't want to sit sit have them sit here and hate watch hate is such a strong word Timbo sure nobody goes there because they unironically love the [__] you serve up but that doesn't necessarily mean hate watching you are an interactive curiosity or put more simply a freak one people like to poke with sticks and occasionally lit cigars that's why it's so simple just like the video because **[13:20]** then I can move on with my day right so there you go and and that's it right so it's it's just about it's about just about cohesion social cohesion that is what it's about so I appreciate the likes it's not whether you like it or not you can you can you can not like it but you still have to like the video just in so so we understand that you're here to grow halt calling [__] he **[13:48]** violated the first rule of potato Club be simple Spud dud can you hear yourself you don't actually have to like the video you just have to hit the like button to show you're here to grow see how it works is if you take something simple and make it more complicated you're being the opposite of simple the like button is simple if people like what they see they press it that is as simple as it gets when **[14:14]** it comes to decisions you on the other hand are directing people to use it for something else that needs this explanation we know in your head it seems simple but to people who don't live in your reality it makes no [__] sense I'm not here to do the opposite thing so if people try to do the opposite thing that's why we take it up so it's not about the likes it's not about validation it's about am **[14:37]** I being stalked and perpetrated against or do people come here to learn and grow and right now it seems in this moment that you're the only person that's not stalking and perpetrating against me and planning to do evil [__] against me right because I as got it's just such a simple thing right and look at everyone else we're in a room buddy you understand what the room is those people are not my friends that's what they've **[15:03]** said you're the only person you're just a random so all these other the people that are sitting here are actually stalking me nope if we were stalking you we'd be more dedicated you're just a sideshow because they refuse to give a like right they come here they want to be the silent Watchers but they don't want to add anything they don't want to contribute they don't want to like me they want to stalk me pray on **[15:38]** me ENT trp my soul put me down abuse me exploit me turn me into a commodity simulation imagine if all so-called performers operated like this Tater brain ladies gentlemen meat bags and whatever please put your hands together for the comic stylings of lzo okay hold it what the hell is wrong with you there was nobody standing during that fugazi you animals called Applause is that how this is going to go you should all be ashamed of **[16:12]** yourselves when someone puts on a show you need to be grateful show some respect it's all about decency damn it huh just kidding y'all even during a bit it feels weird saying the kind of things we're hearing from Timbo on with the show turn my name into a number turn my number into death turn death into prophit so that's why the likes are important because I don't believe in death I believe in life we have we **[16:46]** haven't heard anything so ridiculous since rxo raged about the magic ice bullet what is it about lol cows and trying to make things deadly serious so if you're here to with away I'm I'm going to have to address it and say you all [__] off you understand so that's it I only get one like so we're going to have to work on the likes continue the likes that's it continue likes we're going to have to talk **[17:13]** about it all day and that's it I'm serious it's going to be all about likes all day we're not going to talk about anything else until you figure it out because we're going to have to take it off as a as a whole we we had it as a topic of discussion the other day but I can see we're going to have to have a topic of discussion again today don't worry the content comes by itself **[17:34]** you decide if you want to be against the flow of direction we're going to have to talk about where you [__] up which is right here in the beginning right when the stream started that's where you [__] up so you you're you're you all wondering what he means by [__] up we'll show you all the haters like us had to just sit there and rot while Timbo gave all of his attention to the one person who **[18:01]** didn't outright reject his [__] behold the result of winning potatoes favor so yeah yeah you you're welcome um trackx Sable drawers we appreciate you seem to have some genuine input I like that I like that I like that spirit so maybe it's not for you maybe for everyone else and you're actually the one who's who maybe you're the one who gets the best show cuz you like the video and now it's going to be for you **[18:36]** sir the other ones [__] them I I'll show you why they're [__] up I'll show you why they're [__] up and why I'm right how about that we'll make it a [__] argument I'll I'll I I'll rest I will make my case as to why they suck and I'm awesome I will have to unlike it again later because I can't pollute my YouTube likes with non music video use right that's fair that's fair um so let **[19:03]** me see so okay [Music] so but wait there's more as you hear this on screen you can see Spud dud crafting a story to blow all of his doubters enemies and various mud dwellers away as it was happening the meatbag already pretty much knew the story before it came out out of the AI it was going to be about King Timbo here recognizing the newcomer his quote unquote stories about newcomers are usually pretty similar Timbo is **[19:37]** some kind of big deal a king Sage or other Mystic what have you the newcomer is always below Spud P but shows great promise or something the upshot is together they'll rule it all well together Tim will pretty much mostly rule it all let's skip to it now just like this we'll see is it turned up or turned down no it's turned down it's good that's good okay let's see here so back to the story here **[20:09]** we go here we go this one's for tracks Sable drawers chapter one the video that should have everyone else of course in the grand Halls of the potato Kingdom where truth was carved into stone and Justice was served piping hot a great Proclamation was made King duly the potato of Life had spoken a video had been created a message had been sent out a beacon in the fog of mediocrity it was not just a video it **[20:37]** was a reality check a declaration of all that looks like the advanced reader just couldn't handle the insanity we completely understand it was not just a video it was a reality check a declaration of all that had gone wrong the failures of the system the police the government the politicians the media the internet the peers the world society itself a great unraveling of the illusion a pure unfiltered truth bomb and yet when it played before the **[21:13]** masses they did nothing no gasps of realization no cries of agreement no righteous Fury just staring lifeless emotionless so yeah already the [__] is pretty deep Timbo doesn't actually make videos he makes live streams and they are viewed by people who find his delusional thinking to be fascinating we know because many of them have told us as much and indeed that's how the meat bag feels that Tim ass is half the reason nobody talks in your **[21:48]** chat another big reason is you ban everyone who doesn't conform to your version of reality or pretend to then there is the elephant in the room the fact that you don't drop truth bombs at all at best you drop inert cluster bombs of ignorance the rest of the story went on like that garbage for over 10 minutes we're not going to put you through that instead we're going to skip to the part where Timbo talks like **[22:13]** a creep to a woman which appears to be a reoccurring theme for him lately I will withhold a final judgment but I find that unlikely I'm going to begin my work so I will have to be away for my keyboard but I'm intrigued I will be listening that's cool I hit like so if I didn't forgive me if I cannot reply again for some time that's cool that's cool I believe you're a crazy person and you **[22:38]** need help okay well that's your belief I'm only here because I was too poor to join Scientology that's funny so potato is a comedian you're you're just you're getting older you're old you're an old woman if you thought that was below the belt buckle up you know like you're crazy you you come back here all the time and we never [__] like what are you crazy yep he went there and it wasn't an accident watch like **[23:17]** you always [__] me but we never [__] you know what I mean I feel cheated I feel like I feel like if you're going to talk to me like that at least [__] let me put Let me let me let me do you you know if if you're going to talk to me like that could you at least put your body up so I can I can put something inside it you know you talk like you **[23:42]** you want to have a piece of me or something can youall believe this fud is single like you talk like you want to have a piece of me or something what's your problem we have no trouble at all what is your problem why do you lean up against those boys why do why do you do that why don't you find a real man to lean up against why like why don't you like you just know that **[24:07]** when he said a real man he was talking about himself which is delusion on a level we haven't seen since rexo a real man ha what a joke the guy just spent several dozen minutes coping with reality being needy and capped it off with a healthy dose of incel talk maybe it is true this guy has it all in the disgusting lcow department anyway that'll do it for our most recent look at a stream Timbo thought **[24:36]** he could hide silly Spud when you're going to learn anything you stream can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion declaration thank you for watching and have an excellent few planetary rotation Cycles meet bags