FILE DATE: April 07, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED
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@PotatoOfLife A few reasons why people don’t buy you or your predictions.
Song: Cry Little Sister Artist: Gerard McMahon
Song: Money For Nothing Artist: Dire Straits
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**[00:00]** Greetings, meat bags. Timbo laid out his case for why folks should believe in him, and we just couldn't resist pointing out the flaws in his reasoning. And there were quite a few. Indeed, it would be sad to watch a man in such distress if he wasn't both a sicko and, let's face it, an insufferable [__] As the meatbag writes this, Timbo is doing his best to make fun of Canada with an Italian TTS. Playfully we admit,
**[00:29]** but still we ask, "Have you ever wanted a friend who makes fun of where you come from and thinks it's fun for all?" We didn't think so. Anyway, buckle up for the delicious sadness. Oh, and to the spud dud himself, you know how you like to say all songs come back to potato. We still disagree, but we found one that fits Thomas Dah pretty good. Ladies, gentlemen, and other meat bags, we give you cry little sister.
**[00:54]** Would you get in my way though? Why? Like, why would you not believe what Tim Douly says? Tim Douly has predicted the future a billion times. Tim Douly has predicted the future a billion times. Why would you not just believe in Tim Douly? Why don't you just believe in everything Tim Douly says is real and true. Come on, Timbo. Even you know that isn't true. Or at least should know. Remember last October when you tried to
**[01:20]** say you hadn't actually said your stepsister? It was simply the most ridiculous and shocking story you could come up with. You said you were trolling or something. We've noticed that most of the things you say aren't even accidentally true. You claimed Ireland kicked Israel out of their embassy. Wrong. Israel closed their Irish embassy. You said the world was going to end in November 2024. We're still here, aren't we? If you want, we can start keeping track
**[01:49]** of all your nonsense predictions and see how many pan out. Side note, we picked this song for the creepy lyrics which follow. Cry little sister, come come to your brother. Unchain me sister. Love is with your brother. Yuck. So whether you own whether you know it or not, it doesn't matter. But Tindul is right. No, Timbo, you're not even close to being right half the time. But I don't know why people haven't figured it out yet.
**[02:20]** They'd rather uh turn away from Tim Duri rather than tell him he's right and then come back and tell him he's wrong after he been already proven right. It's amazing how people can go back and tell and and do do these reverses all the time. Every time Tim is right, and he's right all the time. Let's look at two things you claim to be right about. First, you regularly brag about the cancer you supposedly predicted for
**[02:44]** Mandalorian. Not what kind of cancer, not what would happen, not even when. You also didn't predict that he'd beat it. Hey Timbo, here's a couple of ironclad predictions about your life. You will never stop facing people who want to make fun of you online. You will definitely burp more than four times on camera today. You will listen to your AI generated music. You will play victim. You will talk yourself up. You will listen to one of
**[03:09]** those generic chosen one videos and nod along. You will claim to be Jesus. You will claim to be the Jewish Mashiach. You will point to your benal observation about the phalamus as proof. And no matter what happens, you will never acknowledge the major part you play in your own misery. Second, your proof of predicting Marty's retirement is an AI generated song about demons going to hell. That isn't a [Music] prediction. Observation. Potato lock. [Music] Come on,
**[03:58]** buddy. You've been streaming for over a decade according to you. Pull it together cuz I'm going to tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. All right, that's what we want. That's what we give you. This has absolutely nothing to do with science. You can say that again. Let's go. we get into the stuff that's good stuff. He's going to talk about Tim D announcement I need to make. He's going to talk
**[04:20]** about God and Tim Douly. Of course. What else would you be talking about? That's That's all right. I I don't know what he's is. Okay. The question is, is he going to be talking about Tim Dy? The answer depends on who you are. If you ask the guy talking, he'd probably say no. If you ask us, definitely not. Poll the electorate, most will agree. Quiry Timbo, he'd say yes. He says everything is about him. They all
**[04:50]** talk about Tim Douly. They don't even know it. Can we get some likes? Come on. Stop. But stop being silly. Give some likes on the video here. You want me to unban this person? Like, just give some likes. It's not hard. No, actually, I don't care about the likes. Yeah, likes are a big deal to Timbo. Don't believe his [__] What do you think? That was the story for Forge. Can I get a Can I get
**[05:14]** a like for that one? And a side note to the audience, he said that while we were making this, this is actually a great opportunity to address a major flaw in the way you stream. We're going to go into this with more detail in the second part of our documentary about you. Do you remember your interview with NPC Anon 888? Here's a link in case you forgot. You laid out your idea of a good stream. People
**[05:39]** come in, they add to whatever nonsense you're talking about, and then pay you for the privilege. The presence of your face and what you think is a charming personality should be bringing in the money, right? It worked for Ethan Ralph. Why not you? At least that's how you see things. The rentree living is fun anyways. You know what? Every time you don't like the video, it's going to get stuck in your head. I'm going to get
**[06:07]** stuck in your head thinking about that thing when you're like not liking. Wait, let's do this. Let's do this. Don't like the video. Don't like the [__] video. I'm all Don't [__] like the video now. Cuz reverse psychology won't work on us, Timbo. We play by the standard YouTube rule of if you like it, hit the like button. Not because the guy streaming said so. If it makes you feel better, we don't dislike your streams either.
**[06:34]** Of course, dislikes also factor into the algorithm, so maybe it would help you out too if we did. I'm gonna get into inside your head. Okay, so here's we got just going [Music] to So, we drill a little tiny hole in your head and we just get in there. And then this is where we going to this is where we inject the potato. Just toss that in there. Right. Right there in there. It's not right at
**[07:03]** the center because we You haven't realized yourself yet. We just plop it in there and then we just like fill the hole out, you know? No problem. No worries. Now there's a potato living inside your head. That potato's name is Tim Douly and I drilled myself into you. You're not going to forget about me. Observation. Part of the reason we wouldn't even consider following you is that when you are correct, it's for the wrong reason in
**[07:31]** the vast majority of cases like this one. Indeed, you won't be forgotten. However, you won't be remembered with any kind of genuine reverence or even respect. Lows never are. Here's an example of how we expect to remember you. Imagine a group of friends watching a cheesy movie. Say, "Bubble boy." The film reaches the part where Bubble Boy encounters the bright and shiny cult. In the meatag's head, a flicker of a memory pops up and he says,
**[08:03]** "Oh yeah, this reminds me of a guy I watched on the internet for a while. He was trying to get his own cult going based on the fact that stuff looked like potatoes to him. The phalamus, two potatoes. the void between our galactic supercluster and the PP supercluster. Potato himself, potato Jesus. Ah, good times. Shockingly, he couldn't understand why nobody wanted to really be his friend. You're not going to forget about me. Every time you eat
**[08:35]** a fry, you're going to look at my face. Every time you eat a boiled potato, you're going to think about me. Every time you have the taste of potato on your tongue is, you're just going to see Tim Douly in your third eye. Okay? And that's just how it's going to be because you know potatoes they grow inside of your center too, you know. So every time you eat a potato or something you think that's funny.
**[08:57]** Every time you eat potatoes, every time you see potatoes in the store, every time potatoes are on your tongue, every time you think about potatoes, every time you every every time happiness comes to your mind about potatoes, every every creamy potato, every fried potato, every mash, every salted, you know, everything, every sauce, everything that that has anything to do with fries, ketchu, you know, potato, whatever it is, it's all Tim Douly now. Okay? All you you
**[09:25]** need you see Tim Douly. Tim Douly Tim Douly is all your life now. That's all that is. You don't have to like the video. That's the thing. It's all Tim Dy now. So every time you see potatoes, you see Tim Douly. Every time you see Tim Douly, you just think about potatoes. It's all potato in your brain, in your food, in your life. Your politicians are potatoes. Jesus Christ was a potato. Your mom is a potato.
**[09:50]** And she loves potatoes. Just ask her about it. You're serious. Don't just do the do the do the potato test. Does your mom love timuli? I don't know. Ask her. You like potatoes, mom? Yeah, of course I love potatoes, son. It's like, oh, really? I didn't know you I didn't know you like that. Mom like, yeah, but that's true. It's just true. It's because it's Tim Douly. Tim Douly knows your mom better than you know your
**[10:15]** Tim Your mom loves Tim Douly. She don't even know it. She don't even know it. Your mom loves Tim Duly. Go ask her about it. Hey, do you love potatoes, Mom? Just do it. Do something new with your life. Do anything you haven't done before. Have you ever done that? Probably never did that. You never You never asked, "Hey, mom, you like Do you like Tim Douly? Who the [__] is Tim Duly?" Well, the meatag's mom
**[10:37]** no longer lives, so we can't ask her directly. However, we can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that if she were alive and someone told her about you, she'd get a pretty good laugh. So Jesus is back as an online panhandler posing as a genius and preaching potatoes. Where did you say this guy lives? To which we'd reply, Denmark. Yeah, he's quite the piece of work. He was cancelled in 2019 when it was revealed
**[11:06]** he saed his stepsister. He changed names and is now trying to make a comeback, which is going about as well as one would expect after being cancelled for something so vile. Yeah, he's a potato. What do you mean he's a potato? He's the potato of life. He's the second coming of Christ, the Messiah, Messiah. He was crucified in 2019. And they and after he said he was Jesus Christ crucified and then they did, they totally crucified
**[11:36]** him. But yet he survived somehow and he came back as the potato of life. If we told her those things, she'd have asked us if we were feeling all right. Son, he wasn't crucified. He was caught. Now he's hoping people have forgotten and are also stupid. It's true, Mom. It's true, Mom. That's why you like potatoes so much. Because this man, he is the potato of life. Of life. Yeah. Would you believe it? There's a modern-day
**[12:08]** messiah. He's been living like that for years and years. Then when we showed her this, she would have suggested contacting authorities in Denmark about the crazy man they have on their hands. Seriously, Timbo, if someone asked for a picture of insanity, this screenshot would do nicely. Realizing that there are potatoes inside, potato shapes right there in the center of our very being. Nobody noticed it before. They thought we're bread in head. We're not bread in the
**[12:37]** head. We're still potato. Nobody thinks that there's bread in their head. Nobody with a firm grip on reality anyway. Just like nobody with a firm grip on reality thinks they have potatoes in their brain. What you call potatoes are one structure in the brain known as the phalamus. It doesn't do any thinking. It's like a router for the brain. Bro, bro, bro. We have a seed growing right in the middle of our brain. They didn't tell
**[13:07]** you about it, but I'll tell you about it. There's a seed growing right there in the middle. In fact, there's two two potato shapes right there shaped like potatoes right there. Center right there underneath the third ventricle going resting on the top of the spine. There is two potatoes just growing out your thoughts every day, every second, all the time just keeps growing. Every thought is a is every thought is a is a branch is a
**[13:29]** root on your potato. Every single thought, good, bad, whatever, it all comes from potatoes. I know. You know that's how I know your mom. That's how I know you. It doesn't matter. Oh, Timbo, you don't even know basic math. Much like Rexo, come to think of it. Anyway, that's going to do it for this little reply. Timbo, you are a disaster. If you said water is wet, we'd bet you'd think so because potatoes are moist. In
**[13:54]** short, listening to you on the future or indeed the present would be a major mistake for anyone, even yourself. Thank you all for watching this. We hope your week goes splendidly.