Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

The definitive archive documenting the transition of Thomas Dall into Tim Dooley (The Potato of Life).


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FILE DATE: April 17, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED

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Source Link: Watch on YouTube Channel: Roboto San

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​@PotatoOfLife He was doing karaoke and then… BOOM!

Song: Mad World Artist: L0R3NZ0

Song: Island In The Sun Artist: Weezer

Song: Too Much Time On My Hands Artist: Styx

Song: Shitlist Artist: L7

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**[00:00]** Greetings, meat bags. As we previously mentioned, Timbo had himself a great big meltdown the other day. It all started well before this, but Duke Zenji here proved to be the final straw for Spud Dud. Watch how fast he goes from bad singing to bad attitude and beyond. Please. [Music] Here it comes. What's up? You go talk behind my back. Why you come here? Talk to my face. Why you pretend to be a nice guy in my **[00:48]** face when you talk behind my back? [Music] You're not my friend. I made a mistake by talking with you. All around me are familiar faces. Worn out places. Worn out faces. Bright and early for the daily races. Going nowhere. Going nowhere. The tears are filling up. You talked behind my back when you were talking with Robos. Fine. We didn't want to sing with you either. Harump about me behind my back to Robosan. No, you talk with **[01:37]** Robosan. You'll make comment on Roberson's [Music] channel. That's not being a viewer. That's being parasocial in online relationships. You talk with a guy who's stalking me and you're making comments. I'm crazy. Okay, you are out. There you go. Don't talk to me ever again. Now, you are certainly parasoccially stalking me, right? Because as you go and talk with him and watch his streams, you're not watching mine. You're doing exactly the parasocial thing. So, don't lie to **[02:11]** yourself. Don't lie to me. And don't tell me I'm crazy cuz you're crazy, right? You're already running away from yourself right there. Don't stop running away from yourself. You're a disgusting creep. Okay, Duck Sanji, you're a disgusting creep. Every time you go over there, you want to comment on somebody else who's stalking me and you want to make a false impression like that. Go ahead. But don't tell me that you're not stalking me. Don't tell me **[02:36]** you're not a parasocial piece of [__] because right now you lost contact to me cuz you said you I was crazy, right? So now you're degrading me and at the same time you're telling me you're not parasocially stalking me, but you're not here for me, right? And now you're going to go over there and parasoially stalk me. Exactly. Proving to yourself that you're a lying sack of [__] and you don't belong in my life cuz I **[03:01]** don't want liars. I don't want sacks of [__] and I don't want garbage people like that to tell me to talk [__] behind my back and then tell to my face that you're not talking [__] behind my back. You're done, mate. Get lost. You're worthless to me. You're worthless to me. I do not want to talk with you forever. Okay? So, you're worthless to me. You got to you got to leave now. Okay? I know you **[03:22]** have so many different accounts with the same you're a fake person, right? I know you're you're pretentious. So, I don't want you in my life. You need to leave. You need to leave right now and you need to never come back. So, yeah, you are parasoially stalking me. And yeah, you're doing a lot of [__] behind my back. And the fact that you want to run away from that and call me crazy as a result of **[03:44]** you being called out for what you are is disgusting. And that's why that ends then no more relation. That's it. You got to leave. So now if you had any doubts about what you are now you can have no excuse anymore. Right? As you continue to follow me if you do that well you're certainly parasocial cuz I just told you I just told you I do not want you in my life. Right? So, but you're going **[04:07]** to go right over there and talk behind my back to prove me right, right? Cuz you're lying to yourself. You're lying to the world. And you're lying to me as well. Amazing. Now, shut up. Shut your neck up, you stupid [__] And all of you. I'm going to call all of you out. Including you. Including everybody else. You've been lying to me for too long. For years and years and years. And you just sit and gossip **[04:32]** behind my back. And nothing you say makes any sense. Everything you say is garbage. Everything you say is directed with hatred. Everything you say is to not support me. And so if that's how you're going to be, then stay out of my life. Stay out. But don't get it confused. Then don't [__] lie to me. Oh, Timbo, you're so fun when you're angry. We don't hate you. You're well, you're like a deluded narcissist who can't see **[04:58]** he's his own worst enemy. smacking himself in the face and then blaming bystanders. Then when they tell him to stop smacking himself, he doubles down and throws himself into a vat of boiling oil, only to cry about how hot it is, demanding that someone help him out of the toxic mess he's gotten himself into. Well, not sorry, Timbo. Aside from advising you to cut your losses, we're not going to help you like that. Your attitude and **[05:26]** beliefs landed you in that quagmire. We're not going in after you. Plus, even if you weren't, uh, you know what? There's a damn good chance you'd jump right back into the oil tomorrow. We know you're the creep, right? And the same with all of you. You're all a bunch of [__] creeps. And you pretend that I'm the creep, right? You pretend like I am something bad while you, all of you, do bad things together and you **[05:54]** lie together. You cheat together. You steal together. And you take a soul that doesn't belong to you. Yes, my soul is still alive. And you've been gnawing at it for 10 years. But Spud Dud, you are a creep. Not just for the things you did to your steps sister either. Remember the other day when you told Susie you loved her? She rebuffed your advance, didn't answer Discord, and then this happened. Stupid [__] I have asked you **[06:22]** why you didn't mean your phone. Why did you not pick up the phone when I called you? You stupid [__] I'm already talking to you. Come in here. Okay, I'm here. [__] you're talking to a friend. So why do you talk to me like that? You stupid [__] This is textbook creep behavior. Timbo textbook abusive behavior, too. Moreover, it shows how self-important you are. someone doesn't return your feelings or answer your call, then obviously the best **[06:49]** course of action in your mind is calling them a stupid [__] several dozen times. You know, between you, us, and the internet, Suzy totally owned your sorry ass. And it's enough. It's enough. You've been chewing at my soul. You soulless creatures. You're all going to hell. We'd like to offer a different viewpoint, Thomas. YouTube is basically a great big stage with lots of secondary, tertiary, and quadinary stages. It's a place where anyone, almost anyone, can create **[07:23]** content and if they choose, put themsel front and center for public consumption. When you start up a live stream, you set up a stage kind of like this. Notice how there is the stage and seats for the audience. We, the people you claim, stalk you like a cult, simply come in, sit down, and watch your show. Now, because you have no content of your own, well, no good content of your own, you start out at a **[07:53]** great big disadvantage. It only goes downhill when one factors in your onion thin skin, goofy ideas about subjects you obviously barely grasp, and then demands that viewers like what they're seeing. You are without trying creating a lull cow carnival centered on yourself. You can't blame us for watching the delusional weirdo put on his wacky show. You asked us to be here. Satan is going to come and take you in the afterlife and he's going to take **[08:25]** you down because your soul is heavy. Very heavy. Lots of heavy souls. You don't have a soul, right? Cuz your soulless creature Yeah. Hey, potato. Good to see you. Potato is the only thing that's real. The world is dying. And we need more potatoes fast. These are fats, right? These are fats. They come over here. They talk about Europe. They talk about Tim Duri as if he's the only problem in the world. Yet the whole world **[09:02]** is collapsing. Timbo, you are far from the only problem in Europe. In fact, in the global scale of problems, your life is about as important as recycling bubble gum. We can all see the trouble with the economy. But has it occurred to you that maybe we're just not interested in the opinion of someone who thinks his disability stipend is a paycheck? Perhaps we're not wild about getting the perspective of the man who thinks he's a big **[09:30]** deal for thinking random stuff looks like potatoes. We don't need wisdom from someone who unironically listens to affirmation videos and thinks they're talking about him. And then there is the stepsister thing and your other creepy behavior. But even that is not all. On top of everything else, you're a crybaby who thinks he needs to be the center of attention at all times. In short, you're not Ben Stein. You're Bozo the Clown Danish edition. Hey Spud Dud, **[09:56]** there's a reason we picked this song for you. It's your basic problem. You have too much time on your hands. Or in this case, moldy potato brain. How are you doing, potato? The whole economy of the US is going, but these people don't want to talk about the US economy. They want to talk about Tim Douly. You're the LOL. Figure it out. It's the only thing they care about. And it's hatred towards Tim Duly. It's the **[10:21]** most useless thing. You hate a single person sitting on a couch because he breathes. No. That's what you tell yourself to make your lack of popularity make sense in your egotistical mind. And spare us that [__] ego death thing. Your ego is alive and well. Which part of you do you think demands unquestioned respect and admiration? It sure ain't your conscience. If that's what you have a problem with, which is which it is, right? I don't **[10:51]** know any of these people. They just stand in a line to start hating me because that way they can up one each other on points. It's for social credit score. It's like a stairc staircase ladder, right? And I'm the [__] headstone that they both put their feet on, right? I'm the headstone that they all put their feet on and like a staircase. They walk up and then they compete with each other about who can step on **[11:16]** my face the most, right? And then they they call it righteous. They call it justice. They call it all kinds of things. But when they have to take an honest look at themselves, then I don't think they would sit and smile so much. Because if they sat face to face with me, I think I know who come out on how who would come out on top. Splud, our meat bag would crush you in person the same **[11:39]** way he does here. If you mean in a battle of wits and intelligence. If you mean a physical fight, well, two things on that. First, nothing says you're out of rebuttals like I want to smash your face. Second, don't count the meat bag out there either. He's not a tough guy, but he knows enough to make you limp away with some permanent reminders of your victory. Oh, my fingers. Yeah, I only have a few because a **[12:07]** guy I attacked bit off most of them after he threw his whole body weight onto my knee, which explains the limp. my eye. Well, I didn't think he'd go that far to defend himself. I sure showed him, though. I think I know who would come out on top because these cowards, these basement dwellers would never leave the basement. Would never leave the basement. They wouldn't stand face to with me. They wouldn't even show their [__] face **[12:38]** online. They wouldn't even show their name online. They wouldn't show anything online cuz they're a bunch of cowards. And I'm sitting here in the sunlight and they talk and talk and talk for years and years and years about nonsense. And it continues even to this day today. To this day, today. And it's still the same. Nothing's ever changed. And I'm right. And they're wrong. And they continue being wrong. And they continue perpetuating lies, perpetuating harm, perpetuating **[13:12]** human trafficking. to gnaw at somebody who has a soul. Do you understand? You hear this anger? That's for my soul. And it feels great. Keep it coming, Tiger. You understand? The soul that they have left behind. That's what they're gnawing at. Somebody with a soul. Somebody with a life. Somebody who wants to live. You look pretty alive to us. So, let me live. Let me grow. Only one stopping you is you. Query. Ever considered that you're **[13:42]** the problem, Spud Dud? So get out of my [__] way. That is all I can say. Get out of my way. We're not in your way. We're in the audience describing your unhinged behavior. Get out of my [__] way. Maybe go away or at least do better. And that's all I can say. Get out of my [__] way. Get out of my way. And they refuse, right? Because they want to be stones in my way. Stones **[14:13]** in my way, a wall in my way, mud in my face. People in the audience more like it, right? That's all they give, right? Because they're not humans. They left that behind years and years ago. But sure, mud whatever. I'm the only person that gives it any [__] life quality nonsense. We have family and friends for that. You're just a funny guy who was cancelled for being a sicko [__] and can't figure out why nobody likes **[14:39]** him. disgusting people. They are disgusting. They're not even people. They are kittens. They are like literally [__] subhuman filth. They should all be I swear to you, you should take them and just put a [__] You know, you know they do not deserve to live. You understand this? All these people that stalk me have no reason to live. They have nothing they should be doing in this society because they're ruining the society that the rest of **[15:10]** us live inside. Poppyccock, merely telling you the truth and laughing at your inability to accept it is not in fact ruining society. The fact that you refuse to see the actual situation and keep trying the same stupid tricks over and over is ruining your life. We're here to see how far you take it. Here is where we're going to have to stop for now. Sadly, we had hoped to do this all in one go, but life **[15:39]** is being well life. Part two will see Timbo abandon his stream and head into the tree for some social interaction, which he totally [__] up. Thank you for watching. have a most excellent week or