Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

The definitive archive documenting the transition of Thomas Dall into Tim Dooley (The Potato of Life).


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FILE DATE: April 18, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED

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​@PotatoOfLife Part II brings us into the Tree, where Timbo shows off his lack of bantering skills.

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**[00:00]** You understand? They are pers. They are the worst monsters that are stalking me. The worst [__] vile creatures. Narcissist. Do you know what a narcissist is? Do you know what a psychopath is? And what about a sociopath? Have you ever seen a sociopath? Do you know what one of those are? Greetings, meatbags. Welcome to part two of Timbo's really big meltdown. As you can tell, we're right back in the thick of things. And back to Spud **[00:24]** Dud here. Yes, we do know what those things are. You fit nicely into at least two of those definitions. Ah, yes. Let's see. Narcissist. A narcissist is a person with a self-centered personality style characterized by an excessive preoccupation with oneself and one's own needs, often at the expense of others. This can manifest as an exaggerated sense of self-importance, a constant need for admiration, a lack of empathy, and a belief in one's own superiority. Timbo, that is **[00:58]** almost you to a tea. Self-importance. You might be the most self-important person the meatag has ever seen. No hyperbole. Everything, and we do mean everything, is you, Timbo. You're according to yourself the central axis of the universe. The one sent to make everything right. The one with a crucial message the world ignores. The message. You think stuff looks like potatoes. Therefore, you're Jesus or something. It's hard to imagine you doing anything selfless. No wonder your cat **[01:32]** didn't survive. And what spud do you spend your days doing? prompting AI fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, and or ideal love. Oh, look, entitlement. You've got plenty of that, too. From the belief your streams deserve a like from everyone who watches to your insistence that people interact with you and beyond into demands for kneeling. Entitled almost seems like an understatement. In short, Timbo, you are the picture of a narcissist. and a sociopath indeed. We've **[02:08]** seen a few of them in our time, too. It's another label that seems to fit you comfortably. Sociopaths are characterized by a persistent disregard for social norms, the rights of others, and a lack of empathy or remorse. Social norms. Well, you call yourself the potato of life, brag about brain potatoes, and insist on admiration off the bat. Social norms seem like a foreign concept to you. The rights of others, like say their right to choose a **[02:38]** profile picture with a potato in it. Yeah. If you want to be Timbo's pal, you need give up your freedom of choice a bit and make sure to include his obsession. Screw your right to individuality. Timbo needs to know who's on his team. H impulsivity and aggression. Oh, you're doing those things right now. So, yeah, we have seen a sociopath. We're looking at one. And psychopath. Yep. Seen a few of them, too. Hey, this fits you **[03:04]** pretty well, too. Look at that. The word psychopath describes individuals characterized by a pattern of personality traits, including a lack of empathy, remorse, and often criminal tendencies. Timbo, you went to prison for threatening a woman over comments she made about police busting weed dealers. That sure seems psycho to us. And empathy. Yeah, we've seen you claim to have it, but only when you're virtue signaling. True empathy is something you don't seem to have the capacity for. **[03:36]** Seriously, what kind of sick son of a [__] celebrates someone getting a cancer diagnosis or dying from an overdose? We have video of you doing both, Spud Dud. So, turns out you went three for three describing yourself. Too bad you couldn't see it, but that's ego for you. Yeah, imagine having hundreds psychopaths up your ass with no emotion, no fun into it. It's all about destruction and killing someone. It's a public execution and you're the bystander **[04:08]** who doesn't do anything because you don't have a [__] spine to see what's right and see what's wrong. How hard is it to make a [__] statement and say, "Yeah, we see you pain. Yeah, we wish you you hadn't gone through that for 11 years. Yeah, we wish the world was a better place. Yeah, we wish there wasn't human trafficking. Yeah, we wish you weren't ex you being executed online in front of everybody else for a **[04:36]** public spectacle for something I never deserved. Spud dud, you do deserve what you're getting. Not only do people have no interest in truly engaging with a PDF, the desire to interact with one who also happens to be a narcissistic psychosocciopath is pretty low, too. You have choices. You could find something else to do now that you've got your Royal Proclamation of Freedom, aka disability. You don't need support from YouTube. You didn't need it anyway. You got **[05:11]** Mommy for backup. You could literally leave and stop the pain right now. You won't do that though because you think your information matters. So basically, you're up [__] creek without a paddle. But let's face it, part of you likes being a victim, right? Crucify me over and over and over again. It never stops. I'm already dead a thousand times and I'm back, one. No, you've been cancelled a bunch of times. Sure, you could call it metaphorical **[05:41]** crucifixion if you want, but this is part of what makes you a lol cow. If we stick with the crucifixion metaphor, you're still walking around nailed to a cross with a sign that says sister fister above your head. Sure, you put on a name tag that says a different name, but you're still the same sister Fister. Only a Lulco would keep coming back. And Timbo, you are a Lulco. Kill me again. Kill me again. Kill me **[06:10]** again. Request acknowledged. Keep killing me. This is what you do anyways. Every day you kill me in spirit. Every second. Every day you kill me. But I'm still alive. Alive in body. I'm burning. Not social reputation. You understand? I want to live. You want to die. Then go wither. Go die. Well, he wouldn't pay for your usual garbage. But primo meltdown material like this could be worth. And that's all I have to say. And go [__] **[06:41]** die. Go die. Several hundred. Go die then. Go [__] die. Sense. Go [__] die. I will live. I will grow. I will live and I will grow. And I will live and I will grow. And I'm better. I'm greater. I'm a thousand times greater than these people. Can you explain how? When the meatbag looks at you, he sees a dim wannabe who has accomplished nothing of actual substance. If he truly felt you were even a little **[07:13]** better, he'd be inclined to hear you out. Thing is, there are lots of things that point to the opposite being true. Timbo, you're not the first person to see divinity in something common, nor the first person to think the Beatles were talking to him. History is full of people like you who either did nothing or did something awful. You can't even come up with commentary on the stuff you watch most of the time. And when you **[07:37]** do, it's see he's talking about Tim Douly. By placing yourself on this pedestal, you're the one setting yourself up for the repeated falls you experience. The meatbag feels that alone makes him better than you. By not putting himself on a pedestal, he doesn't experience the same issues you do. Not being a self-centered prick helps too, though. Thousand times greater than any of them. They have zero value, you know, as a collective. As the sous thousand people, **[08:09]** I'll beat them all up. I'll beat them all. I'll take them all one by one by one. I will [__] them all up. All of them at the same. I don't give a [__] I don't give a [__] And for the world, you should [__] say something, too. You're part of this bad world. I don't even I don't even want to be part of this society. I hate society. And I'm getting this from society. It's a **[08:35]** one man. I'm sitting on a couch. What makes you think it's appropriate to attack poor people? What makes you think it's appropriate to attack people with mental handicaps? What makes you think it's appropriate to perpetuate harm against innocent people? What makes you think you're innocent? Timbo, you're far, far from innocent. By creating nontent, you invite criticism. Indeed, even if you did just sit on your couch and breathe, you'd face critics who said your ASMR sucks. Then **[09:04]** you go one better and make all these ridiculous claims about yourself and mouththing off about issues you clearly don't understand. By doing so, you also invite criticism. On top of all that, you claim to be able to help people with their lives, despite clearly being stuck on a trip to nowhere slow. You might as well have a shirt with a bullseye on it at this point. Over and over and over and over and over again. I've **[09:34]** been crucified more than Jesus Christ. Do I? Where's my prize? This is your prize. Where's my prize? Where's my memory? Where's my life? Kiwi Farms, Bitshoot, and YouTube. Even a crucifixion you did to me over and over again. You couldn't even remember me for that nonsense. They like this will be remembered. But you didn't. You crucified me. You crucify yourself, pal. And you're still doing it. You crucified me. And then you crucified me again. Then you **[10:11]** crucified me again. You killed me over and over and over and over and over again. Well, you never learn. Like Rexo, you kill me in spirit, in the body, and in the mind. And you do it over and over again. And I will never forgive you. I will never forgive you because that's what you that's the kind of toxic you do to my brain and you do to society and you do to everybody else. You make **[10:36]** people suffer because you're a perpetrator. Because you're evil. Reminder, he's angry that people don't buy into his potato nonsense the way he does. What he calls cruel is simply people observing that what he says is delusional tripe. You'd think the critics were demanding his pecker on a platter. No, the message is simple. Spud dude. Not only do you suck at live streaming, you're a sicko to boot. Go away or stay and suffer. The choice has always **[11:06]** been yours and I will never forgive you. Observation. We will never ask. Do you hear me? Right. Cowards. You cowards. You cowards. This would be ironic if we didn't already know Timbo. Listen to him screaming about cowards not having the backbone to face him as the meatag is in the chat and banned. Timbo. We just can't express to you the quality of laughter this gave the meat bag. It was like watching a spoiled brat scream about **[11:50]** not having anyone to play with. Gold. It was gold timbo. Say something, you [__] cowards. Um, okay. You're the actual coward. That's what I thought. You're nothing. Shut up. Forever. Forever. I never want to hear you again. I never want to hear you again. You understand? Cuz you're a bunch of [__] cowards. Don't ever talk to me. Don't ever step up to my [__] toes and think you're something, anything at all, cuz you're nothing. That's just **[12:24]** not true. The vast majority of people who talk to you are in fact better than you. And in many ways, better people, better senses of humor, better banter, better everything. You're nothing. So don't talk to me ever again. Do you hear me? Do you understand? Don't ever talk to me ever again because this is how I feel about you. And that resentment and that bitterness is going to grow. It's going to grow. And I'm going to **[13:03]** find you. And I'm going to [__] find you. Do you understand? I'm going to find you. And I'm going to make it [Music] square. It's not over until you're done. Until you're gone. You couldn't find a troll if one gave you their address. And even if they did, you don't have the means to get to them. Come to think of it, that felony of yours might make it tough to get into the country legally. In short, **[13:35]** that is the most idle threat we've heard since Rexo's threat to get William [__] arrested. So, but you incur a massive amount of suffering to me, and I have done nothing to you. You are evil to the core. And all those people that stand with that and do that, you're all evil. You're all a bunch of sadistic evil. Like you're evil. Just because you do it in a group, just because you do it with other people **[14:02]** and you pretend like it's better doesn't make it better. It makes it worse cuz you're lying to yourselves. And then you have other people of your friends lying to you as well about how good you're doing. So you feel good about being bad, about ruining the world that we all share, right? You're a nuisance. You're you're trash. If everyone knew what you are, they would stand on my side. But you have spent every second of your **[14:29]** sad pathetic miserable life along with other people and you have done nothing but sit and lie and sit and even today I can prove it. Yesterday I said something and you kept lying. You kept lying. And that's the pattern you have. Every time I say A, you say C. Every time I say C, you say X. Are you sure you know what the word lying means? See, when you say A and someone else says C, that's **[14:59]** only a lie if the other person knows the answer is A. Let's expand this a tad and add an actual multiplechoice question. Ready? Here it is. Potatoes are A, everything. B, nothing. C, food. D, none of the above. Timbo, we answer C because that is what we see potatoes as, food, not the key to the universe. Side note, math is the key to the universe. Potatoes are simply starch. We are not lying, Spud Dud. If we **[15:26]** thought you were right, we'd say so. We don't. In fact, we know you're incorrect. Which is what we'd say about your answer. We wouldn't say that you're lying because yeah, you clearly believe potatoes are everything. It just turns out you're wrong. A lying scenario would be something like you and the meat bag are standing outside. A jet flies over and both of you look at it. You say, "Cool jet." The meat bag says there is no **[15:55]** jet. That Timbo would be lying because the meatag definitely knows a jet when he sees one. And there is ample proof. So you can never have it my way with you people because what you're doing is deliberate and it's evil. It's gaslighting. It's dog fighting. It's dehumanization. And you're human trafficking me. You are nasty. You are disgusting. And you're evil. And I will come to you. You hear me? You hear me? I'm coming for you. You **[16:28]** are going to jail. You're going to be punished. No, we aren't. We are simply telling you the truth. You're a sicko with no content and thus destined to [Music] fail. I hate these people. I hate these people, dude. I hate these people. I hate these people. I hate these disgusting people. I hate them. I hate these people. I hate these people. I hate these people. I hate these people. Say something. Somebody say something. Tell me you **[17:05]** hate them, too. Tell me you [__] hate these people. I done nothing to these people. I've done nothing to them. They targeted me and then they just attacked me for the past 12 years. Nobody should go through that. That's my [__] life on the floor. And that's other people's work. Timbo, you ruined your life when you assaulted your little stepsister, then told Luna about it. Not our fault. You're both a sicko and dumb. Do you understand? **[17:36]** Okay. Do anybody else understand that I've I've I have lost 12 years of my life and I'm still losing my life because other people want me to be destroyed. They want to kill me slowly and I am dead. I am dead inside. Yeah, they [__] great. Amazing. Congratulations. You managed to make a 100 people make one person suffer. Congratulations. You did something. Are you proud of yourself? They destroyed a person's psyche, right? That's what they're trying **[18:11]** to do. Destroying a person. Whether it's fair or not, I don't think it's fair. I I don't I don't know what I'm why I'm being dis put through this because it should be over and I want to call the police. I want this to end. I want this to end. I'm suffering through this because I nobody should go through it. I cannot live a life. Do people understand that? I cannot live my life and I need **[18:34]** to live a life. So get out of my way. I'm going to call the police now. I'm I don't care. I'm going to call the police. I'm sick of these people. I'm so sick of these people because it it just it never ends. And I'm sick of it. I'm so I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. It's going to I'm going to forward it to American police or whatever. I'm going to call the FBI. I'm **[18:59]** going to have I'm I don't give a [__] I'm done with this. It's been 11 [__] years, man. 11 years. You're done, man. I don't give a [__] I'm going to I'm got to call the [__] American FBI. Going to have it because it's organized crime, right? Wrong. It's a [__] show you put on daily for a public that finds you both boring and a monster. Granted, we are a lot more organized than you appear to **[19:28]** be. However, commentary isn't a crime. He did call the police in Denmark. He spoke Danish. There's a translation on our community tab. Suffice it to say, they didn't give him any help. And Timbo, well, he did what any incompetent streamer would do. He left the stream running while he retreated to Discord. I am the sun. You know, Spud Dud, for someone who doesn't want to either talk or be spoken to by anyone in the server, you **[20:22]** sure have a lot to say about what folks are saying to you. [Music] demons, he says. Okay, fair enough. We want to be F3H demons. [Music] You could really go and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home and you cry and you want to die. [Music] When exactly do you mean wait too Here we go into VC. Get ready for even spicier potato. Wow. How about you yourself, you **[22:52]** [__] maggots? Yeah. Go find a rope and yourself in a [__] Huh? Yeah. Find a [__] rope and yourself in it. Yeah. [Music] You wrist up. Kill [__] rich dog. Cut your ass off my suffering. You fake fake ass woman. Whether you a woman or a man, what is it anyways? Can always count on Timbo to pick the most irrelevant thing to focus on. Huh? So, exactly. Exactly. You don't even know what the [__] you are. **[23:28]** How how the [__] would you know what the [__] you you what what the [__] I should do? Answer. One need not know themselves to know that a guy running around on fire is running around on fire. You, Timbo, are that guy. Side note, we don't know this person, but if they are struggling with identity, then congratulations. Not 15 minutes ago, you were screaming about how evil it is to make people with mental issues feel bad. **[24:05]** We award you this badge of hypocrisy. You're wow. You're 13 million. If you don't even know who the [__] you are, how the [__] can you tell me what I should do? Huh? Why don't you go figure out who the [__] you are before you talk to me? Shut the [__] up, stupid [__] Yeah, I just told you. Rope yourself. Hang yourself in a hang yourself in a robe. Hang yourself in a robe, you stupid [__] **[24:36]** So what is it? I said pick our huh. What? You're a [__] with a tiny penis. Huh? Right. Yep. Yep. That's right. You are. You're Tim Kimbo said the word of the day. This is really exciting. Here on Channel Robboto, we like to keep certain traditions alive. Much like they did on Peewee's Playhouse, we have secret words that will trigger surprises. Yay. This word, which can mean a cigarette in British Parliament, a bundle of sticks, or **[25:09]** a homosexual, was selected because Timbo himself has had an experience with a member of the same team. Watching him talk about it was quite amusing and it reminded us a lot of Rexo and Blind Billy, especially in the way the story seemed to change. We'll cover that in the future. Just know that Timbo is not without sin here either, so to speak. Frankly, we see nothing wrong with same-sex relationships. We just aren't into it ourselves. We're **[25:37]** a tiny penis. Yep. Exactly. I'm so glad we could establish that. But don't don't you [__] come up and talk to me like you got something to say because I don't talk with foolish [__] I'm a small dick. And here is where we have to stop for now. As you can tell, Timbo is a spicy little pepper when he's not on stream. It's funny. He's spent the past couple months acting like he's better off stream than **[26:03]** he is on. This just blew that little lie out of the water. Spud dud. You really are a dud when it comes to banter. If [__] is the best you can do, well, we're going to have to laugh even harder whenever you talk about your high IQ, your highly regarded IQ. Anyway, thank you for watching. The final part is coming up next with the rest of this little insult fest. Have a good one or