FILE DATE: May 13, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED
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@PotatoOfLife It just seems like God should be more potent. You’re impotent. Anyway, we could totally picture you as Big Spudder here. It was terrific.
Oh, and by the way. Fair Use includes things like satire, which is what this is.
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**[00:00]** Greetings, Meatbags. We were checking out 1984 again, and what Timbo did yesterday reminded us of the 2 minutes of hate. In the book, everyone was required to stop their day at a specific time and hurl hate at the TV. What if Spud Dud was able to create his own version of Oceanania? Well, we expect more hate and him giving it instead of demanding the rage of the populace like this. You are not a real person. And
**[00:26]** I think this is one of your old accounts that you're stalking me from. That's what I think about you. That's actually what I think about you. I think you're stalking me and you're this is one of your old accounts that you're not even a real person, right? So, who are you to come in here and tell me anything when I actually I suspect you of stalking me for a while? I don't think you're a real person.
**[00:51]** Actually, I haven't seen you around here with this name, right? And now you come in here pretend like you've been here the whole time. That makes me think you're stalking me, right? So, what are you doing here? Why are you saying these [Music] things? Huh? Why you here making a negative comment without You've never been here. So, what's your defense? No. No, no. I need your defense now. What's your defense? I don't care what you say.
**[01:25]** That's over. Whatever you said, that's over. What are you doing here? Who are you? I don't care what you say. Who are you? Huh? What's your address? Where do you come from? Where do you live? Who are you? Who are you to come in here and say things like that? I don't care. Who are you? Show me your face. Are you willing to go on a call? Prove to me that you're a woman, huh? Are you
**[02:05]** willing to call me right now and prove that you're a woman and that you're not actually a lying sack of [__] H cuz you can't. You can't. So [__] off. Piss off. Leave. Leave my [__] life. Freak. You're stalking stalker. Leave then piss off. You're exactly part of the problem cuz you can't prove you cannot prove to me that I'm wrong because I'm right. You know exactly what kind of [__] you are. Metalorian or whatever who
**[02:44]** the [__] you are. No one gives a [__] about you. [__] off. Weirdass cringe stalker. Get out of my life. So there you go. So, I know exactly what kind of people will say that kind of [__] You're not going to fool me, you [__] piece of [__] What do you think you are? You think you're so hidden? You're not. But you are out of my life now. Boom. So, nice reveal. Nice reveal. Nice reveal. Anybody
**[03:30]** else? Anybody else want to challenge me today? That's what I thought. Nothing's going to get in my way. You don't get in my way. You get out of my way. Okay, you understand? To get in my way is the dumbest thing you could ever do. Why would you be in my way? Why would you ever get in my way? Why would you ever? Don't you know Malorian got cancer? Don't you know Marty died? Don't you know
**[04:13]** people that get in my way get out of my way because God said so? Don't you know that? Don't you know that everybody gets the [__] out of my way? Don't you know that? Don't you know that everybody gets the [__] out of my way? Don't you know that? Don't you know that nobody stands in my [__] direction? Don't you know that? Don't you know that nobody stands in my way? Don't you know that? Don't you
**[04:45]** know that? Don't you know that? Not a single soul, not a single soulless [__] creature dares to stand in my way because I will find them and I'm going to make it a problem and it's going to be personal and I'm never going to end it. I'm never going to quit. I'm never going to give up. Do you hear me? I'm going to find you. So, do we understand? Do we understand each other? If you ever
**[05:19]** [__] touch me if you ever get in my way, I'm going to be the one to finish you. And it's personal and it's on. And you should know that. All your nightmares, all your dreams, all your [__] as me as me coming closer to you. As you thought you got me, you don't got me. I got you. You understand? You understand? You don't have [__] You don't have [__] I don't care if there's an army of
**[05:58]** demons. I'm the spiritual leader of this world. I am your king. I'm your [Music] god. Am I being clear? Am I being clear with you? Does everybody hear this? Does everybody hear this? And nobody gets in my way. I'm your god. I quit at all this. Okay. What do you have? What do you have? You have an army of what? A blob. You got to come at me with your blob. As if I haven't seen your
**[06:37]** blob for 10 years. As if I haven't fought all of the darkness alone. As if your army of demons could ever [__] make a dent in what I am. They turned me into a god. That's what they did. They turned me into a god. And they should treat me like a god. Like the god they [__] made. You made a god. You made a [__] god. You made a god. So the moment you made me is
**[07:22]** also the moment you have a responsibility to treat me like one. Do you understand? You treat me like a deity. You treat me like the god you [__] created. And that's the only way that I want to be treated is if you cannot treat me like the god you [__] created. Like the one who rules your day and your night and your life and every aspect of it. That's me. And if you can treat me as
**[07:59]** such for the things you've taken from me, for the things you tried to ruin in my life, for for what you have taken with my family and my friends and my life and everything that I wanted, you've taken that. And if I if I see you somewhere, if I find you somewhere, you're done. You understand? You are [__] done. So, but you owe me your entire life. All of you, you all owe me so much. And
**[08:32]** you don't understand what you have taken. Cuz when you take years of life from a man and you create a god, okay? Then you can't tell me anything after that point. Okay? You cannot tell me what you think about me. You cannot tell me what you whatever. I get to define what I am because you have spent 10 years trying to define me. You have spent 10 years trying to make a villain. Trying to make a
**[09:03]** [__] trying to make a man into nothing. Trying to turn a m man into a mouse by lying, coercion, all kinds of [__] You destroyed a man. You killed a man. Then after he was dead, you bur you took him up. Then you killed him again. And then you killed me again and again and again. I am more God than Jesus Christ because I wasn't crucified once. I'm crucified every day. I'm dead in your head. And
**[09:32]** that's why I'm a god. Because it doesn't matter how many times you kill me in your head. I will always be stronger than you. I will outlast you. I will outlive you. And I will laugh at your funeral. I will laugh at your grave just like I laugh at Marty. So if you forever think Marty is greater than me, think again. Cuz I'm your god. You understand? I'm the one that's going to live inside your head
**[10:01]** rent free for the rest of your sad pathetic life. You understand? You understand? Cuz you're a human. You're nothing. You're a bunch of [__] lies. Bunch of cowards. Liars. Blobs. Spineless [__] maggots. That's what you all are. Bunch of cowards, right? Cuz none of you dare to come to my face. None of you dare to show up. None of you dare to [__] come here. I'll [__] show you. I'll [__] show you. I will show you
**[10:39]** what's what words cannot capture. Okay, I will show you what my skinny body can do. I will show you. Tell me again. Crucify me again for the thousandth time. You know, you know you want to, right? You know you want to. Well, I can I'm I'm the guy who's been killed and crucified more than Jesus Christ. I'm the God. That's why I'm God. I'm your God. God. So, I'm God because you crucified me not one time,
**[11:17]** not two times, not three times, you killed me a thousand times, you're still killing me inside your head cuz you're [__] disgusting. You're disgusting people. So, here's to the man who refused to die. Even if you if you even if you said, "I'm already laid down and dead." Well, guess what? I'm undead. I'm immortal. I'm your god. I'm your god. You understand? You killed a man, but you made a god. Bow down. Get on your [__]
**[11:50]** knees. Get on your knees. Stupid cows. Stupid [__] Get on your knees. Worship. Worship. [Music] All right, I feel a lot better. Thanks. I just want to say I just wanted to say that to the brothers of the Spud Dud. This has been your 12 minutes or so of hate. You are now empowered to continue your day as productive tubers for the greater good of potato power. Brought to you by George Orwell and a potato nut.
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