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​@PotatoOfLife So, Timbo, cleaning your couch with rags and water is an interesting strategy. Bacteria, mold and other baddies just hate water.
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**[00:00]** which is kind of cool. So the purpose of the potato and the framework is really just kind of a branding like meme. Well, it's to unify all things, right? You can see what we're trying to do is we're unifying neurobiology, a new understanding of it with with old uh scripture, old religion, putting it all as one, saying, "Hey, this is God. We're giving God a name and a face and a human uh humanity, and we're giving
**[00:25]** um we're answering everything. We're closing every loop by potato, by the power of potato, and then we can sit down and have fries and we don't have to talk about it ever again. As in, you know, like, oh, it's done deal. Tim Douly is God and we found it and he's the machine and and we were all God, though. Well, I mean, this this the whole implication. Sure, we're all gods. But Timbo is the better god.
**[00:48]** Greetings, meatbags. We join the Sultan of Spud as he gives his best pitch for potato. We think you'll agree he changes his origin timeline and fudges other details. But this is the most arerodite we've seen him about this nonsense. Let's listen. I think there's like a logical leap that we're skipping over which is um sure we could point out you know these things in the human body they have this like oblong shape. Uh they've been selected
**[01:16]** for we have bilateral uh symmetry. So we typically have two of them. Potato I guess. I mean it looks like this. You could also say it looks like a bean, a kidney bean, an egg. Uh, yeah, but eggs don't grow roots though. These have they have roots. They're seeds. They grow roots, right? There's roots growing out of them. So that's what that's what makes it more potato, less egg. Yeah, but again, I mean, we could find
**[01:40]** lots of plants that, you know, have similar traits. I don't think is special. But so what that's why I asked is it just like sort of a because obviously potato is sort of like a funny thing, right? Yeah, sure. It's just sort of like a kind of a branding thing. Yeah. It's it's so foundational. It's so bland that it that it just kind of like it's it fits as a key that no one would just see,
**[02:00]** but when you see it, you're like, "Oh, okay. That's cool." So, it bridges a lot of understanding as well, does it not? It's like, "Oh, that's the house. Oh, that's the vessel. Oh, that's the father he was talking about, you know." And when you get the keys, you died recently, right? You died this year. And spiritually or something of The potato prophecy. Yeah. The prophecy I saw was the USA will be attacked by a nuclear attack.
**[02:34]** Really? Yeah. Uh that's supposed to happen. I don't know when. But that's part of the prophecy. Okay. You made the prophecy, right? You prophesized it. Yeah, I had a dream about it in uh 2011. So, but we don't know if it ever So, but that's the only prophecy I've ever made. That's the only prophecy I will make because it says in the Bible in the in the last days, you know, the they will see they will
**[03:07]** they will have visions and see things. And so, that's my vision. That's what I saw. I saw Washington DC getting blown up. I think I had a log of time. I don't know. I have this this general theory about prophecies, which is that so you think, oh, Tim, do you think that you're the only one who could save people from this prophecy? Is that what's going on here? Uh, no. That's just from this disaster. Um, nope.
**[03:36]** No, I don't think so. But I think that uh it's possible to prevent and I I I it hasn't happened yet, right? So, but that's the foundation of something as well, right? Is that well, the the prediction is that the empire will fall someday. You know the what's that? Somebody that's guaranteed though. Isn't that guaranteed? That's kind of like a sort of a forgive me like a cowardly prophecy to make. If I say someday this thing
**[04:02]** is going to decay. Sure. But I I didn't I didn't choose to I didn't choose the dream. See, I was in the middle of doing my own life when it happened. I I had this dream and I saw this city getting blown up and it looked like Washington DC. It was I didn't I've never been there. So, but it looked like the White House. It looked like American flags. It looked like an American city. It looked
**[04:28]** like American skyscrapers. It looked like a There was like a lake and there's like a tree line and there was like these skyscrapers and then there was like there was a there was a light. So, you saw Oops, Timbo. You made a boo boo. You're thinking of the Washington DC they show in movies. In reality, you won't find skyscrapers there. Here, we'll show you. Look at all those buildings. Not one of them over 10 stories in
**[04:54]** height. Love to break it to you, Timbo, but the kind of skyscrapers you're thinking of just aren't here. Now, we do have them in places like New York City. See, if you saw these in your dream with the White House, what you saw was a conflration of DC and another major. In other words, your vision couldn't even get the scenery straight. Let's say, sure, you saw Washington DC in your dream. But I'm asking like, let's say
**[05:20]** a random person, why why do you think they would put more weight into your dream than someone else's? They don't have to. That's that's that's fine. I can only say what I saw, right? I can only say that's that's there was the dream that I had was that Washington got blown up and that was in 2011 by So look, I saw this. It was weird because I didn't understand the dream when I saw it because what
**[05:45]** I saw was it was like drone footage, right? It was like a camera in it was up in the air and I did not understand in 2011 cameras in the air. I was like cameras in the air were beyond your understanding in 2011. Jesus hates Dud. They've had aerial perspective views for well over a hundred years at this point. You saw them in textbooks, movies, and video games by then. Here, proof. You're looking at the USS
**[06:15]** Mon over New York City. We picked this picture to illustrate two things. First, the very concept of seeing a city by air was already old news by this time. Second, the United States once had our own airship. Yeah, they didn't have those yet. Yeah, because they don't have planes yet, right? And and so, but I saw this is what I saw, right? So, I saw a a drone footage camera and I saw it over Washington and
**[06:43]** I saw it getting blown up and I saw um I saw how [Music] the well I saw everything getting destroyed but also yeah I don't know it was it was it was a drone footage so it was like it was the the perspective was from up above. It was from a a drone footage and it was not I checked the the scene from Terminator 2. I looked at it. It's not the same scene. What I saw
**[07:13]** was was my own like it might have been from the movie. I don't know. But that's what I saw. So you you think you've sort of embodied this drone's consciousness or something? Like why would you be looking from the camera? No, I I had no relation to this. Or were you watching a screen or something in the You're watching a screen of this thing happening? Well, that that's why the dream was really weird because it didn't
**[07:38]** feel like a normal dream because it didn't have symbols in it. It was just a very very specific dream, you know, it didn't have, you know, it didn't morph into other dreams or something like that. It was very specific. It felt like I saw the it very it was very clear, right? I saw the drone footage like a like a camera. I saw the the whole thing through the drone camera and I could see this scene.
**[08:00]** I could see these people below the tree line. I could see the every you know the it was just like a physical place like an actual physical city like an actual real city real people etc you know if you don't mind if I just try to summarize so so you had this dream so that was before I'm not ignoring you and then you died spiritually last year this led you to believe um your current sort of
**[08:26]** framework about the potatoes right and that you're god right and Um, do you think that's sufficient? Like to believe that you're God? No. No. I I don't I don't think so. And I don't just not for not for someone else. For you personally. Like why? For your own belief. Just for you to believe it. Not for someone else. Um, well, I like my I like my theories. I like to make theories. I like I like this
**[08:59]** this concept. And I don't I don't necessarily have to like people don't necessarily have to agree. I just know, you know, I don't Wait, what what's the question again? I was um I was asking you for your own belief because like what do you think what you've seen is like sufficient evidence to have confidence that you're you know the Masiach you're the the prophet. Well the end time seems to be here. I mean, the Israel has
**[09:33]** has uh has kind of doomed themselves and everything seems to be I mean, they're looking for a Mashiach that can fix everything. You know, Timbo, the trouble in Israel/Palestine isn't a new thing, right? There have been wars, many of them since 1948. In fact, you're not the first person to point to the wars there as a sign of end times. The meatbag had a friend in grade school whose parents were pretty fundamentalist about their Christianity. They
**[10:03]** were sure that the violence in Jerusalem was the sign that World War II was right around the corner over 30 years ago. So you're not only not saying anything new, you're saying the same thing that has proven to be wrong for decades. And so all I'm saying is that I'm already here. And if people believe in me, then they're also already here. So, do you think that the part about like it has to be from the
**[10:27]** bloodline of the King David, do you think that holds? And if so, you think that he is your ancestor? Well, I am because I was born in this in the sign of Leo. So, I am that lion. I am the lion of Judah. Spud Dud, you just answered a requirement regarding heredity with your birth sign. This is very similar to when Meety Me was asked if he was bisexual and he answered that he was actually goth.
**[10:57]** Good call, C8. Yeah, you might want to ask a rabbi or two about your theory here, Timbo. They will most likely tell you that being born a Leo doesn't make a damn bit of difference in proving your claim to be the Messiah. Not when they want proof your bloodline can be traced all the way back to David. You know, the guy who killed Goliath. Does your family come from the Middle East? Because you look pretty Scandinavian
**[11:22]** to us. I was born in the house of Leo. Are you over 21? I was born in September. Touchdown. Wouldn't that make me the lion of Judah? Wouldn't that make me from the I I think it's I think it's like related to your genetics, right? Like you're I'm also O negative. descended from this person. I'm also O negative. That's super timbo. But again, not what the Jews are looking for. Unless the Devidian bloodline is predominantly O
**[11:50]** negative, of course. Let's ask Google if it knows. Well, it says no. We're willing to buy that because blood typing totally wasn't a thing back in the day. So, once again, someone has asked to see your credentials and you showed them a federal boob inspector badge. Not good enough. Which the Anunnaki, they believe it's the ancient god blood. You know, I have that blood, too. Um, except we're talking about Judaism. Spud dud Judaism. So, but I
**[12:21]** don't I don't I mean, we could take a genetic test. I'm I'm talking David. Can they not hear this? No, they can't. Yeah. I'm talking to a guy called David. Hey, chat. I'm King David. I lived. Uh, I didn't die like I told you. That's pretty cool. So, you have some you have some claim to some some divinity too is what you're saying. That is exactly what he's saying. And because you seem to have missed it,
**[12:57]** he fits the Messiah better than you do because he is claiming to be related to David. Actually, David himself. So, yeah, if he can back that up, you're already out of the race for Messiah. And really, that's for the best. The Jews don't need an anti-Semitic Messiah, do they? Yeah, I have the Well, I got Divinity to on Steam. I I only have like 100 hours. But it's a fun game. What a I mean, before Balders's
**[13:28]** Gate, that was their best game for sure. Yeah. This sudden change in conversation was not edited in. It's just what David said. Yeah, we know that Portal and Portal 2 is actually just a game about Tim Douly. Have you ever played Portal? Yeah, I know Portal. Yeah, you know how the computer test you? That's actually just That's just Tim Dully. That's the computer is Tim Duly. Yep. You heard it here. Timbo is the bad gal from
**[13:56]** Portal 2. Funny. Glad seemed more cake oriented than potato. That's crazy. Yeah, I never did that. Yeah, you know how like if you go through test chambers, that's tip douly. Let's face it, to him everything is Timbo Douly. You know, people they uh they I mean I I don't know how to explain it. Observation severe mental illness that Timbo chooses to not repeat not seek treatment for. That's how we explain it. Also, uh boom. I don't
**[14:28]** know. No, that's that's the circles. Halo is like a circle, right? And then Halo 2, that's two circles. transition. King David and the other VC participant talked about the holy nature of the Halo franchise being based on circular structures in line with Timbo's overlapping circle obsession. It was boring. After they left, angry Sid made a point that also made Timbo highly uncomfortable that caused him to clean his couch with a series of moist shammies. We now
**[14:59]** proceed to that part. The point will be read by May. Remember yesterday when I said you just want fake stuff and don't appreciate real conversation? I think that just proved it. They're not convinced yet, but they will be [Music] someday. Yeah. How we doing out there? How can I can I cook you something up? Can I cook you something? Or he mentioned from your end I think duly. Yeah. But yeah, we could uh what else can
**[15:49]** we say? He meant your site your site was fake. Oh. Oh. Oh, you think the potato is fake? We couldn't script this better. Timbo asks if we think potato is fake, then immediately starts typing an AI prompt to back himself up. If someone asks a question or makes a point and your first instinct is to run to AI, you have officially lost your license to think. Let's see. [Music] All right, let let's hear. I got a
**[16:38]** I I got cut I cooked a little bit up for you. Quote from Angry Sid. You don't want to have real conversation. You shut down and make AI talk. You'd prefer to have people pretending to want to hear about your delusions. Timbo never did address this point. Instead, he did this. We can't help wondering if someone told him he's been sleeping face down in the blast pad that receives his holy farts because cleaning his couch seemed
**[17:07]** like kind of an odd thing to do at this point. The meat bag was reminded of a game he played long ago called Crisis in the Kremlin. Every now and then, a phone would ring and the player would get several options on a paper. They could also just drink their tea, which basically meant do nothing. Timbo drank his tea. On a side note, doing nothing during a no confidence vote was almost always a solid way to
**[17:31]** end the game. Anyway, that's going to do it for this look into the madness that is the king nothing of Spudum. Thank you for checking this out. We hope your week is a stellar