FILE DATE: June 07, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED
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Source Link: Watch on YouTube Channel: Roboto San
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​@PotatoOfLife Watching and listening to you rationalize your theft was quite amusing.
Bottom line: Unless someone gave it to you, or there was a sign saying to take it… you stole the scooter. We know there was no sign, you wouldn’t have had second thoughts if there was.
#lolcows #potatooflife
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**[00:00]** free vehicle. Yeah, it was just standing there. It was for me. It was God's gift. No one owned it because they have forgotten about it. They just left it there. [Music] Oh, look. A rusty scooter. Someone has left this here where I could find it. So, now I have a scooter. Did you buy the scooter? Well, no. Does it still work? Yeah, but it's rusty. Well, you live in a seaside town, silly goose. Of course, it's
**[00:34]** rusty. But if it still works, maybe someone used it. Yeah, but I'm God. And people never pick up stuff left at the police station anyway. You know what I mean? Like often times there's tons and tons and tons of stuff that's just laying around in a police station that people have lost and found. Oh, Timbo, didn't your parents teach you not to steal? What would your father do if you said you found this scooter? You know
**[01:03]** damn well just how he would feel. He'd shake his head, then kick you right in your sad little pooter. If it's not yours, leave it alone. Don't take things that do not belong to you. Whether it's a scooter, garbage, or a stone, taking other people's things is just a terrible thing for you to do. Oh no, my scooter has been stolen. Sorry, but I needed it. I'm God. I had to walk all the way home. Look
**[01:45]** how my feet are swollen. Yeah, but I'm God. If you knew, you'd just nod. Oh [__] Looks like to the bus I'm now beholding. So, no one needed it, but I don't know if I should if I should just keep it or if I should go to the police station and deliver it. I don't think I don't know. They might miss it. I don't know. But it was not no one was stealing it. If it's not
**[02:18]** yours, leave it alone. Don't take things that do not belong to you. Whether it's a scooter, garbage, or a stone. Taking other people's things is just a terrible thing for you. You know, it's kind of rusty. Doesn't matter if it's rusty. Does not matter if it's crusty. Doesn't matter if it's musty. Does not matter if it's dusty. If it is not yours, leave it thusly. You see, it's really pretty damn simple. If it's not yours, don't
**[03:02]** take it home. Doesn't matter if you've got a cute little dimple or you think you're the emperor of Rome. Leave things where you find them. It's just the right thing to [__] do. There's so many things left at the police station, you know? It's often people don't