FILE DATE: June 30, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED
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Source Link: Watch on YouTube Channel: Teddy Divine
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Although he has tried to stray from his past by changing his online name, we all know the true story.
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**[00:00]** [Music] There once was a lad named Tom. So mean and sour indeed. He booped his sister, broke her soul, and tried to sew his seed. His family vex gave him the boot and told him, "Pay no heed. Go sail the seas. You cruel young dog. You're not what we decreed." Soon may the banishment come to rid the world of Thomas. Oo dumb. Heaveho Tommy, you're done. Take your leave and go. He drifted then to political lands
**[00:31]** where lovely my he met. He begged her for a life of ease. Legal drugs she said not yet. He threatened harm before her babes. A sight they'd not forget. The town's folk rage with pitchforks raised and banished him. You bet. Soon may the banishment come to rid the world of Thomas dumb. Heho Tommy, you're done. Take your leave and go. With nothing but shame and empty pockets, nowhere left to roam, he found a screen, a camera
**[01:03]** bright to make the net his home. He streamed and ranted hours long till madness filled his dome. He thought himself a deity from a digital chrome. Soon may the vanishment come to rid the world of Thomas. So dumb, evil, Tommy, you're done. Take your leave and go. His godlike claims, his broken mind, a spectacle for glee. The internet's dark trolleyish steps came forth for all to see. They poked and prodded, laughed at his lies, all for
**[01:38]** free. And Thomas raged a puppet bound for all eternity. Soon may the banishment come to rid the world of Thomas dumb. Heho Tommy, you're done. Take your leave and go. Soon may the banishment come to rid the world of Thomas Odum. Heho Tommy, you're done. Take your leave and go.