Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

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FILE DATE: April 16, 2024 | STATUS: LOGGED

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**[00:00]** they reject my advice and my advice is actually like correct un ironically so then [__] goes bad for them and they are forced to admit that shaggy was right and then I say Shaggy wins Shaggy wins and they block me you sound like an insane person well I mean that's kind of my opinion I mean it to it's sounds rational when you say it from your perspective I get that but you you you get how that **[00:37]** sounds insane to other people go like dude just go to church just I you get how that I mean you could just get a job right or I did I don't know read the news or be a normal person I start work in like I think like 22 or 21 days or something great so you know get in shape get some steal a shave cut your hair I look great buy some clothes yeah I know I'm **[01:07]** I'm an epic uh pirate hero you know prepare yourself grow grow a little bit you don't have time to sit here and talk out of your ass I'm an Epic Pirate hero you haven't heard of the Epic legend of Mormon Shaggy yeah I have I have and I think you should return to potato I think your ideology is crazy I think you should be simple and grow naturally instead because whatever you growing into it seems rather **[01:45]** bizarre odd and unnatural and I couldn't be the way I you're as lost as all the other people and I think you need to come to the light are you growing in the light where are you growing like what what's your philosophy even uh the god it doesn't seem healthy it doesn't seem natural at all or simple yeah it's not it seems an over compli it's incredibly complicated yes incredibly complicated right so what is it even **[02:14]** like you you're you're crazy right if you if you embrace the Mormon Doctrine you'll understand God will give you Mormon Doctrine but it's a cult yeah you know abide even so abide it that you should Jo crazy oh I I I know but even so abide it that you should potato is literally the most realist the most TR the most simplest like like if if potato is so simple why won't you simply do what I'm telling **[02:43]** you and join the [__] Church it'll help you because you're complicated you're a complicated person like if I give you I'll give you a number you you're misguided and lost I give I'll give you a number you can call I am I don't need to call a number I've seen what Society is and I believe potato is better uh potato is better with salt and garlic for sure but either way potato is better yeah potato is **[03:19]** a food not an ideology but yeah as an ideology it's as good as the food it's humble it's true it's simple and it's delicious yeah it sounds gay next to the awesomeness of Mormonism well maybe at a gland it look it looks dirty but it contains all the essential amino acids does your Mormonism contain all the essential amino acids that a human need we have funeral potatoes it's potato is bit better yeah okay so but that's **[04:02]** just an over compation everything is better when it's why would you need a whole book between you and a potato look you need to complicate everything until it's barely understandable that's the way the world is maybe in your world but in my world everything is simple so we don't need all of this [__] but that's just what I think I think my Rel religion beats every religion because it's just so simple and it's just so true **[04:44]** right there's nothing to contradict because doesn't have a bunch of things it's just be simple and grow yeah God is an alien from the planet colab all right and you pull that out of your ass or no does it say in a book or something and they pull it out of their ass yeah yeah and you believe in that so you you sniff the thoughts of other people instead of just believing in a potato I don't **[05:24]** I don't wor you fart you sniff the farts of other humans but you don't look to the God's creation you look to humans fallacies no I look to my human fallace I I don't claim that to have a Bible I claim that the potato is the Bible I I listen to my the one is the true Bible and the Mormon said I get like endless [__] babes to [__] Heaven Can you can your Bible beat my **[05:54]** Bible can your Bible beat a potato yes I have the quad Bible it is the best Bible and the most powerful okay prove it how is your Bible better than a single potato it's a quad Bible it's four times the Bible it's four times as powerful as the Bible that doesn't you still the potato is more real it's simpler it's better it's the qu Bible is actually heavier than any potato you can name yeah so like **[06:25]** it's just sounds like a bunch of baloney you can't defeat the quad Bible no one can defeat the quad you're not saying anything of substance it's like the quad laser you can't defeat it you're insane yeah look look you can't defeat the quad Bible well thanks for you know it can't be beaten it is it is the ultimate okay Chad if you want to join Mormonism go and join his insanity if you want to be simple **[06:58]** like a little just you know follow the channel get in the Discord get involved there are no other option simple that is naturally that's all we need you have to be a Mormon or a potato we don't need no churches we don't need no corrupt priests we don't need no four quad [__] Bible we just need a potato that's your Bible pick up a potato today let it be your Bible and that's all you need and **[07:30]** you will have direct communion with God himself you're welcome do it today see how it goes you will find chur this guy is gonna be your Prophet it's my church or this guy yeah read his four quad Jah it's it's the best in the world you will have four series of sci-fi te you know future Tech blah blah blah whatever it's gonna predict all of the blah blah I don't even know I don't it doesn't make **[08:05]** sense to me you don't make no sense pot makes sense to me we all gonna we all GNA a nuclear apocalypse I'm a simple guy I see potato and I like itoc and your [__] sounds like ass I don't want it so do you really want to you're like a Salesman you're like do we have five minutes to talk about the things I want to sell and shove up your ass No I don't want your [__] **[08:28]** double digit vibrator dildo dude I don't want it I don't want it I don't want I just want a potato I want a potato because I can put it in the ground I can multiply it I can make a lot more and then I can feed my family with it not like the Jesus [__] like if you believe in Jesus you will be fed no you will not if you believe in potato you will actually s **[08:53]** atheism to me and so you don't need your quad FL Bible you need a potato are you sure the potato isn't a representation of repressed homosexuality are you sure that's not that's what's wrong with you you are sick all of these complication it gets you think about things you don't need throw it away be a potato you don't need that you're insane I think that the potato represents gayness you need to be more like a Mormon **[09:30]** and read the quad Bible notice how those words come out of your mouth yes they do so it's it had to be in your brain and so you have a lot of clutter and if you were a potato if you more like a potato you wouldn't have all that clutter in your brain look I'm glad find a way to the Jew I'm going to be able to let it go so you can grow you can't grow **[09:58]** if you have all that clutter in your house your brain is like the house of a hoarder it's full of [__] there you go what do you have to say to that Mr Shaggy well when the Jews kill all of us I'm glad that I'm going to die as a Christian and that's just more [__] like can you say anything that's coherent like a sane person I would appreciate that sir that's not a fair request right **[10:30]** because you aren't insane and your belief system makes you insane because everything you believe is a bunch of nonsense do you believe in aliens your brain is like a hoarders house what do you think of Hoarders what do you think of Hoarders I don't do you believe in you don't think of Hoarders with all that junk you got going on there and you don't even think about hoarders what it's it's a yes or no question do **[11:04]** you believe in aliens I'm not gonna enter entertain you on this crazy stuff you're crazy are you afraid are you afraid of the answer to that question I'm not afraid of anything I just keep it simple why why why don't you you say whether or not you believe in aliens unless sweeping the floor of my house because I like to clean a little bit is your house clean or is it cluttered how is it looking for **[11:30]** you Mr Shaggy I live in a boat you live in a boat yes Cal 35 ladies and gentlemen he lives in a boat yes sir I live in a boat H would that be like a roboat or it's a cal 35 okay does it have a roof or thises does it have power do you no it it's basically a canoe and I like uh I ladies and gentlemen this man lives in a canoe I live in **[12:12]** a canoe and I paddle it under a tree and I plug my laptop into the tree and I use the the Wi-Fi of the forest okay Bas okay Bas yeah okay based okay that's based it's great I've got these little coir children like doing flute music over on a that's okay actually based okay okay okay you okay I like the thing where you tap that into a tree yeah it's pretty awesome I'm a very holy man **[12:42]** I'm one with the forest this is the power of Mormonism I'm like one with the forest I'm I'm like a Mormon Druid a Mormon Druid yeah I think you're a [__] artist well I mean I I my [__] is some of the finest [__] that okay so you admit that it's [__] but it's fine [__] that's called over complication sir I think you you just need to touch some potato look just go to church your life **[13:18]** will get better go and touch a potato um go and touch a potato next time you touch a potato you think of me and you think of the I said and then you contemplate whether that wouldn't just be a better way wouldn't it just [__] potato um no I don't think that being like my friend trees is a better way I I think it's it's it's in it's divine right yeah I think you should go to **[13:48]** church and your life will get better potato is divine right prove me wrong have you heard of the the um this guy ildo dildo who has been going around flagging people I don't know if he interacts with your community though I know I don't care it's too late it's like whatever people are gonna I don't know he's known to do that ildo dildo is known to flag people but I don't think he knows who you are **[14:23]** yeah okay but um anyways um your Mormonism is [__] sorry and so is all other religion potato is the only true way that's how it is this I see it because everyone else is absolutely misguided like look at how confused everyone is we live in hell because people are absolutely insane you're insane everybody's insane you can't even see how insane you are right and I I call you on you say I say it's [__] and you're **[14:54]** like yeah it's [__] right so you basically admitted I I may be [__] crazy what I believe in is is not [__] actually yeah but you have to admit despite my [__] crazy belief I'm a can you find one thing seriously how is it that poke a hole in the in what I believe in poke a hole in it well okay tell me where where do you see the flaw be simple and grow naturally I'm holier **[15:20]** than you how is that possible I'm closer to God than you how is that possible can you be when you talk about kind of I know it's like a paradox like despite all my crazy insane [__] I am still holier than you I am still the holiest man how is this possible oh boy we've never heard that before yeah it's almost it's almost like miraculous it's almost like a miracle I don't even claim to be holy **[15:52]** you know I just but I know but I am Holy and I'm simple I am simply holy so therefore I win if you're simple you wouldn't talk so much well I mean I am I am Holy and that's what's that's most important that's what really carries the win you're a liar no no and it doesn't matter if I am lying I'm still holy and you should do what I say join the Mormon church right now join **[16:21]** the latterday Saints Church okay everybody in the chat you heard him he he's the holiest join the Mormon Church conceded yes Shaggy wins yes you should definitely join the Mormon church today that's the correct embrace the crazy of the World and Let It All what did you say when is the Doomsday oh who knows any day now you believe in that right well I think the new the the Jews are going to Nuke the world into **[16:53]** a microwaved crispy uh but your religion does they believe in that I think Joseph Smith actually prophesized that weapons that uh had yet to be invented would turn the world to Glass so yes okay well I think you're insane but uh I'm just calling look join my church [__] just join my church and and agree that I'm a great person tell me how great I am tell me I'm a great person I'm pretty happy being potato **[17:36]** just tell me I'm a great and and holy man tell me how holy I am yeah you're great and holy yes yes I am I'm glad we've come to this agreement [Music] um are you Jewish by nature or where does your all this no I was I'm Welsh you're Welsh Welsh I'm A Yank I'm American but by by lineage I'm a Welshman welshi and vulgar German yeah yep okay well you're on the you've come to my **[18:44]** religion so you got to have at least some doubts about your own complicated religion and your [__] no no I am I am perfectly satisfied with my own brand of [__] I think that you're brand I don't I don't make [__] I don't make [__] come now come come now we're all [__] artists here we're all connoisseur there's nothing [__] about a potato this now this is the sector this is the land of [__] we're all **[19:12]** [__] Peddlers come on now I don't think there's anything [__] about potato I think it's real I question you know I question the quality of your [__] sir well simple if you give it simple you grow naturally you go pretty good but the world is full of complicated people yes I'm a very complicated man I'm complicated and deep and that's why women find me attractive that's why they can't resist the shagster 8 inch dick um why **[20:03]** you complicated because you know I don't want rats to eat my skin in Hell which will happen to you if you don't join the church rats will eat your skin join my church or suffer like some sort of horrible all right okay well I tried well are you getting new people in probably I don't know I I I I don't really have to the church has a whole [__] uh PR group dedicated to that [__] they **[20:58]** they don't they don't actually that what do you think is bull about potato I'd like for you to point that out because human life is more complicated than the life of a potato and is uh yeah you can't actually it's it's not an accomplishable goal or a reasonable one why not life is not simple the meaning of life isn't simple the gift of life isn't meant to be simple it's fairly simple to suggest it simple is **[21:41]** to suggest that the suffering and complicated aspects are meaningless which is to suggest that life is meaningless because life is above all things complicated and painful that's why if you want me to mask off I don't agree with your philos phos ophy because it mirrors a lot of Buddhist philosophies I don't think that life is simple I don't think you can make life simple or interpret it as simple or wish it to be simple it's not **[22:09]** but you you can let complexity arise from that complexity is part of life uh you know start thinking for yourself um I'm a very independent minded person unironically that's why that's why I really don't buy the argument that Mormonism is a cult or any of that [__] cuz people like me wouldn't join Mormonism if that was the case like I don't let anyone tell me so far you sound pretty crazy though yeah but I don't sound **[22:39]** like anyone else you've talked to do I I don't sound like I took this from someone else this is all my own ideas I'm talking to you as me like I'm not talking to you as a representative of the LDS church I'm talking to you as as Mormon Shaggy I'm telling you what I genuinely think I think you'd do better if you were part of some sort of social group in the real world like a church **[23:02]** or something like I think you should join a Christian church but [__] it be a Jew if that's what you got to do but don't [__] sit in your room on the internet all day trying to like Find meaning in this like everything on the internet I'm GNA be real with you everything in this sector is about hatred and Spite and ugliness and Malice and if you stay here and this is all you see you will **[23:27]** think the world is a shitty horrible place and you'll wonder why there are no nice and kind people there are it's just they don't do this that's not what PE people who come here are so why do you do it you're encouraged not to do it here that's not what I My Philosophy is yeah but this that's what this place is for I come here because I'm damaged okay and so does everyone else and ironically okay **[23:51]** well then be simple and grow yeah that's not what people do here I go to church I try better be simple and grower [__] off and that's what as for of everyone here so I'm I'm I'm I'm trying to level with you here I I sure you can be a guest in a sense but I mean look look I try to better myself in the real world when I come here online well you're encouraged to also **[24:16]** be better and be simple online especially when you're around here because I don't want complications I told you many times you're an idiot I I told you shut up I muted you several times it's like you don't get the social maybe maybe I just want to maybe I just want peace maybe I don't want any of that maybe have you ever thought about that maybe I don't want it at all and what people are I don't **[24:39]** want to be part of the sector I I always said from the day I don't want it go away yeah yeah no one wants to be part of the sect well I'll ban people one by one and I don't want your ludic your your Insanity either I told you that well this isn't insanity this is reality well you can grow on the internet too if you can grow in real life you can grow on the internet **[24:59]** too if you refuse to grow around here you can [__] off I want you to be better when you're here you say I want to know when you leave this room every time that you're a better person than when you came in question question and then the next time you're better and better and better question question you say you want all this [__] all the [__] you have in your brain the sector right you say you **[25:24]** don't want anything to do with the sector right well I'm say if people come here then they're encouraged to be and grow which means be better change right you do realize that the sector is who watches your content not where you post it to it's not like you're posting to a website called sector the sector follows you but then they either getting are either growing or they're or they're getting removed and they're going to have to **[25:50]** go somewhere else right they're gonna make another people I don't care I don't care and so don't be part of the problem sir I'm trying not to be I'm trying to be a friend to you I'm trying to well you've said a lot of nonsense you've said a lot of like it I expect you to be smart enough to tell when I'm joking I expect you to be intelligent enough to tell when I'm kidding right I **[26:11]** can tell that's all good but like I'm being serious right now you you like first off the sector is not something you can escape it's the part of the internet where your content just ends up when so wouldn't it be more natural to talk about just all the things that needs to be fixed on a pragmatic level because I'm not here at this point I'm not here really to well yeah but if you're if you're really **[26:40]** trying to start a religion about potatoes that's never going to work you need to be a Christian or at least a Muslim for [__] sake I'm fine thanks uh all these people I don't know I don't know who they are they have evil ideologies they're [__] up in their head dude it's not my problem yeah but I'm a very nice person I'm not the problem my religion is not the problem dude dude dude fck don't shut **[27:10]** your [__] mouth creating your own religion is gay it's what Cobra did like you want to be like king cobra JS I don't care I'm fine I'm fine like I don't want to be part of your stupid religion well okay but don't create your own religion that's both hery too late well you're just making yourself look like an idiot like no one's going to join potato um okay like you're gonna get buddy trolls you'll get buddy **[27:40]** trolls if you do that no no I mean I'm just I'll just live I'll just believe in it myself you know because I believe in myself so you're not yeah that defeats the purpose of a higher power you're supposed to believe in something greater than your for your I do I do that's what potato does you think a potato is greater than yourself that's God is God is greater so yeah but God it like sent Jesus **[28:12]** Christ to you need to accept in order to have a relation God sent me God sent me yeah you cannot rise from the dead or raise others from the dead how did how did Kitty St come back from the dead then yeah you cannot raise the dead or come back from the dead well Kitty St died because they they went to his address and they and they and they and they shot his face off with a **[28:38]** shotgun because I saw it on the internet everything on the Internet is real and they basically shot his face off and then there was a funeral and he died and he died he he died he was there was a funeral heard he was heardly he died so and and but he I am here as potato how is that that's a miracle right if I'm dead already how am I still here alive that's a miracle in itself **[29:05]** so how could it not be I'm already dead I I came back from the dead even so like I I don't um I think it's a bit I think it's a bit I think as a bit it's decent but if you you're saying you're honestly depressed and that you're not happy with your life yeah because people can't change and I I say it every day change be better grow be simpler be simple like a potato well **[29:32]** then don't come around here then leave go away and grow a potato I I am a bad go away and grow a potato I'm as a Million Miles Away grow a potato don't [__] come back and talk to me until you're grow a potato you're you're only going to find worse people than me grow a potato or get the [__] out of my face you better grow some potatoes I don't I don't Garden I live on **[29:55]** a boat I don't well well empty your mind and grow some potatoes you can grow potatoes anywhere no you can't fac a healthy mind you heard have you heard of The Great Potato Famine that almost decimated Ireland potatoes cannot grow anywhere they they they can't they're not like they're not um Immortal or omnipotent they you know they actually can [__] up your whole country and they did [__] up a whole country know if you eat them **[30:26]** the wrong way you will actually die potatoes uh certain parts of them are poisonous aism yeah like potatoes aren't