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**[00:00]** Almost done. She want to hear this before I go. Yeah. Just Okay, here we go. Here's the story. Uh, story goes like this. Once upon a time in the golden rooted hills of the potato verse, there lived a curious creature named Tacky, a cow-shaped dreamer with soft hooves and a heart that beat far too fast. When she thought about Tim Duly, the divine potato of life. Now, Tim god muted over so it wouldn't echo. Pause. Wait,
**[00:22]** let me Okay, I'm here now. Okay, I'll tell the story again. Stars now. Once upon a time in the golden rooted hills of the potatoverse, there lived a curious creature named Tacky, a cow-shaped dreamer with soft hooves and a heart that beat far too fast whenever she thought about Tim Douly, the divine potato of life. Now Tim wasn't just any potato god. I hate when you call me cow in a story, [__] With eyes the color
**[00:38]** of starlet oceans and hands that could horns or churn the creamiest butter. He walked the fields like a legend. His boots dusted in sacred soil. His presence wrapped in the scent of earth rain and stories under my eyes are brown, Tim. My eyes are brown. Serious one. She would never ever look him duly directly in the eyes. My eyes are blue. Sammy knew too. Ah, Sammy the butterman. She had loved him since the first time she
**[00:55]** saw him under the moon, whispering to potatoes like they were old friends. Sammy had already been pulled under by his gaze, floating in it like seafoam swept away. But Tacky, no, Taki was not addicted. She was a strong independent cow. She just sometimes of him, milking her, telling her stories while he did it, humming potato lullabies as she sighed and moved softly under his gentle grasp. She didn't need she just crave stories. Turn it off. I
**[01:13]** don't write a story about you. The deuce still clung to the clover and the air smelled of mystery and breakfast. Tim Douly walked out into the pasture show slightly unbuttoned storytelling voice already warming up for the day he was milking cows one by one each I'm going to write a mean story he saw her tacky by her eyes darted ashful story milk when he had us on a motorcycle the ocean blew whirlpools the galaxy spirals of
**[01:37]** spud divinity was drowning u she whispered with a gasp tell me the story of my milk he said nothing just knelt placed his hand on her side steady respectful he began to milk each stream sang a note each pool was a verse and with every I'm about to leave and You're an ordinary character moment. You're a dream that wandered into my pasture and reporting down a cheek. But she knew this was real. It was unlikely love.
**[01:59]** The kind that blooms not despite absurdity, but because of it. Tim Duly needed milk. Taki needed poetry. And somewhere between their needs, love had spilled like cream across warm buttered sunrise. And so it was. Potato god united. I like the story. I don't like it at all. I'm going talk through it. We should have made it where they incorporated me with her. Yeah. Let's story. What's is a good story? You know, I don't like me as
**[02:20]** a cow and it was about my tits in outer space. I wanted my my tits in outer space. I want the story. Outer space. Can't picture that [__] Gravity. Rewrite it. And my You can write the same story. Just add tits in outer space. Just leave the prompt in there and add the prompt. And Tacky's tits went on adventures in outer space. Okay. Well, is it even a story then still or put my tits for cosmic
**[02:51]** dancers going on with this? Slow as [__] bro. Do you deserve a story like that? Put some You want an intergalactic story at this hour? Are you crazy? Always. Always. Sometimes you just got to be milked. Sometimes I'm not being No, of course you're not being mily. You You think you're forcefully milking and you're not. Right. Right. You're not tricking me. Exactly. There's no trick. Shut up. Shut up. You're being condescending now. You're being patronizing now.
**[03:28]** I'm not. I'm use big American words. Yeah. I can't American words. I'll use big American words like superc califragilistic espialidocious. You don't know what that means, do you? Oh my gosh. I am totally bededazzled. Baffled rattled. I am so too big for your britches is what we say. I just made up Sammy's here. What was that noise? Why are you cussing us, Sammy? Cut him. He called me a cow. Call me a cow. I would never
**[04:06]** call Wait, are you looking at my stream? Wait, are you trying to Are you trying to look at my stream? Don't make me privacy violate you. How could I violate your privacy? You're saying that's my picture? I'm not saying that's your picture. I'm saying that's a painting. That's a beautiful painting. I will run the party. Okay. Should I change the picture? So So you're like an angry cow. I don't want to do it, Tim. You're going
**[04:38]** to make me do it and they will be happy. The tits will be happy. All you got to do to remedy it is make the story about intergalactic tits going on adventures. That's all you got to do. And I will it. All right. No, I can't do that. I can't just change this. Now we have this narrative going. How would I change? How would I build the narrative from this? There's no way. He's not wrong. You
**[05:00]** won't This would be the last story you ever prompt him. Well, I'm I'm trying to help you, Ty. I'm just trying to help. Like look, it's not that I don't want to help you. It's like look where how do we even go from from where we are now to like that what you want. It's like we there's like a mix up in the communication and then some now I really don't want to be that person but
**[05:23]** I mean it is what it is. I want something story or well to be fair I think that it's going to have been bigger and also is this a is this a bull consequences instead of are you a bull you're not a like does do corn do cows have horns? Do you want me to be a bull? You bulls have dicks? Yeah, but like do cows have horns? Cows are females, right? But so do cows have
**[05:46]** horns? You don't even know what a cow is. Well, I maybe I'm just I don't know. You don't know the difference between a cow and a bull? I know the difference, but I'm just asking if this I mean, how does the cow have horns? You get chocolate milk from a bull. Okay. All right. But does a cow have horns, though? This cow does. And you're about to fill them. [Music] What is she ordering? My mom want
**[06:16]** the chicken. I want you to order chicken sitting there. I don't know what you're going you got last time. I'm running. I don't know if you can. I can't. What do you call tits on cows? Rewrite the story. Utters. Utters. Not you better not. I swear to God it'll be this will be the last one you ever do, Tim. I swear to Potato. I will monet or whatever the chemical is your whole field. Tim, I'm not
**[07:01]** playing. Tim, yeah. Are you Do you want to die? Uh, no. Do you want to Well, it don't matter. It don't matter. It's God's will and you're going to die if you do this. Warning. Warning. Warning. Morning. I'm about to write a AI story about you and put it on my channel and you won't cringe at those songs. Warning mean instead of writing your last story, go take a shower. Me, too. But you got to die
**[07:43]** anyways. It don't matter if you take a shower cuz I'm going to kill you in Minecraft. for pretend. Tim, stop it. I know what you Tim, don't you be writing this story. I swear you better not be writing the story I think you're writing. Tim. Tim. Tim. Yeah. Tim, don't disturb me while cleaning my room. Lock bar is what you're going to That's what's going to happen. Bad. It hurts. Yeah. He's not he's not he's not
**[08:21]** listening to you at all. And that will be the fatal mistake right there. That's where it all went wrong. I want you to remember this moment because this moment is when you could have changed your life. And that is the moment he knew. And that is the moment he knew. Why? Why was I a smartass? Why didn't I just listen to Tacky? And now what do I have? I have nothing. I have nothing. It was a
**[08:43]** because you will have nothing if you go forward with this venture. It was at this moment. He knew he was Tim Douly. It's over. It's going to be over. You going to die. You going to die. You're going to die, Tim. You going to die. I don't think so. Digitally. You're gonna die. No. Cuz I'mma kill you in Minecraft for pretend. No, for real. No, you're not. How do you change that? I'll call I'll call it
**[09:10]** the police right now. No, you're not. Didn't you call the police on your chat one day? No. Call the police on your chat. You call the police on your chat. It probably wasn't funny at the moment for you, but like telling them to content. I mean, it wasn't funny at the time. He was pretty distressed, but I mean, come on. Someone calls cops on me. They said that um you could barely speak your own language. They
**[09:41]** hang up. They hang up with me. It's like, yeah, there you go. See, call the cops, Mr. Tim. I didn't I didn't I didn't say what I was talking about with the cops. I, you know, I just call them. It's like, hey, hey, hey, I just want to call the cops. Yeah, you call the You know, you call the number. It's like there's a waiting line. You hang up. How do you pronounce the OL? How do
**[10:06]** you pronounce the O with a slash through it? You call their phone number. No, like how do you pronounce in your language if it's a O but it has a slash through it. How do you pronounce that? Zero. That's a zero. I was in accounting. I was in accounts receivable. That's a zero. No, it's a letter in his language. It's a O. It's like an O, but it has a slash through it. Through it is the
**[10:25]** way it's written that way is a zero. Not counting for 10 years. No, in in Danish. In the Danish alphabet, it's a How do you pronounce that letter, Tal? I don't know. Yes, you do. It's your language. You just aren't listening. Busy working on the story. Potato answer. I don't know. Learning wrong. You do know it's your language. You're learning wrong. Nordic jerk. I think you're Nordic. Stupid Nord. You're stupid. Nord is Danish Nordic. Okay, we're
**[11:07]** talking. We might as well go to another VC if he's not talking. I'm just I can't make this photo. A Well, there you Okay. Can you just uh get them all? We need a billion potatoes, Taki. That's what we need. for you. Can you imagine a billion potatoes? What about what about 420 moon? Why is she not growing a potato? Do you want to grow a potato? You could grow a potato in the garden, too. That's
**[11:39]** a girl. Yeah. The more potatoes, the better the the mud cannot survive on potatoes. It gets scoop. I'm saying the mud the mud cannot survive when there's too many potatoes. They start up. They become too strong. Eat today. Huh? Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Pesky. I mean thinking pesky. I mean, huh? Go. Ga rescot restor. So, what have you done with your cult then? Oh, wait. That's the wrong language. I'm speaking in Irish. Are you going to put
**[12:30]** them in a garden? Are you going to force them to grow? How would you Do you think you could force potatoes to grow or like make them grow? You for you do force them to grow. Yeah. Not you though. No. Yeah. But yeah, but do you think you like imagine if so many people was doing it? They could force all the Mont brothers to grow. The lot. The lot. Do you think the internet would be fixed
**[12:53]** tomorrow then? Baby Ken on Ty, we got to hire another potato. I think would solve this. Did more or is if we started an annual purge. Did more. Yeah, annual purge. That sounds pretty good. Yes, if we started an annual purge, I think that would solve this mudwater situation. Savons. Savans. Savans. Sitsman. Sitsman Peak. Ah, that's funny. You're trying to speak Danish Peak. You oid cheese goat. [__] cheese. You're cheese goat. I'm calling everybody cheese goat.
**[13:41]** They call people cheese goats. You oid. You call people blood. Lutter hovven. Hey. Hey. That guy. Hey, hey, there's a guy in the chat. Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies. Ladies, talk with the guy in the the guy in the chat. The anonymous Montwell in the chat. Can Can we Can you sell him a potato ticket? Can you sell him a potato? Hold cooked. Scuffed. He killed her. No, I don't need defending. No, no, no, no, no,
**[14:12]** no. I need I need I need these ladies to sell you a potato. That guy. Cash money man 420. Cash money man 420. Full of [__] He's a mud dweller. If we have four potatoes here, if we Yeah. $600. If we have four potatoes here, we could sell them a potato. Yeah. I think it's a good idea. Retardy. Techie, if you had your if you had your own mud dweller, would you be happy? Like if you
**[14:46]** had like somebody you could control, somebody who could like wave around and they have to do everything that you want them to do, but they probably won't. But you but it's that that's kind of the rule. So yeah. Yeah. What would you say then, Taki? If you had your own mudwell, would that make you happy? What about you, Sammy? Would you be happy to have your own mud dweller? That would [__] release a lot of stress.
**[15:09]** Yeah, like like your own like you could say you get your own helper, but they probably won't help very much. I see people as human beings that deserve respect and dignity. Do you think PKFC is a human being? No. Right. So there you go. So So you He is a He is a Picoid, right? Exactly. Right. So he's a mud dweller. So So what I'm So what I'm saying is that he wants to buy a potato.
**[15:32]** He's interested in buying potatoes in the chat. You think he scared the VC or something? No, no, no. He's not a No, no. No. Mudwellers, they can't do things like that. Good. They're not. They They have to buy potatoes first, you know. What do you mean? Ain't nobody going to buy potatoes. Yeah, he is. Of course. That's right. For your riches, Tim. Well, you're selling him potatoes. Look at him. He's in the chat. He's desperate to
**[15:58]** buy potatoes. All I want to know is how you pronounce the O with a line through it. That's all I want to know. Well, all I'm seeing is somebody potentially wanting to buy a potato. I was thinking maybe you don't You can't speak Danish. I can't speak Danish, but that but PKFC wants to buy a potato. That I know that. What do you mean buy a potato? What are you talking about? African girlfriend. How do you
**[16:19]** buy a potato? No, you sell it to him. Dinar. See, he says he will never he will never buy a potato from me or from my son or from anyone. But he will but he will buy a potato from you. So, you should sell him a potato. I don't I don't want to be part of this. I don't I don't want to have these problems. I don't I don't want to talk. It's too much for me.
**[16:38]** It's too much for me. I can't do this. It's too much. So, I'm going to start banning people if I I don't I don't want to be part of this. Stop. You either sell him a I don't want to be Stop. I'm going to ban everybody if this doesn't sell him a [__] potato cuz I don't I don't I'm don't want to be There's a Mont dweller in the chat. And I don't want to be part
**[16:55]** of this. I want to want to sell him a potato or tell him to [__] off. You You've had You've had months with him. I don't want to be part of this. You don't talk with him? No, I I haven't even seen him around in like a month. That's why I said I don't know where he came from. Out of nowhere. No, I don't talk to PKFC. He he he pulls the rug out. He pretends to
**[17:15]** like you and then then switches. Kyle, I say kick. Kiki. Well, he says banning is the act of coward. I don't I'm not a [__] coward. You're not a coward. Yeah, I'm not a [__] coward. So So I guess the only choice for him is to buy a potato or buy a potato. Yeah. Either buy a buy a package or or get one or start growing your own. I don't Is he in I don't see him
**[17:38]** in the chassis. 420 Moon Cash Money M. Yeah, that Cash that's that's PFC. That's Potato. I mean that's we found love at the county fair. Tacky and I are BF. No, we're not. Tacky, please fight PK. Ridiculous. PKFC. Why is he Why is he talking? Nobody's fighting anybody. There's no fight. He's You're buying a potato, PKFC. That's what you're doing. You're here to You're interested in buying potatoes because you don't have a potato, right? So you
**[18:00]** want to buy one. That's we like we are selling potatoes here, right? Isn't that right, Taki and Sammy and every We're selling potatoes. And if you don't have your own potato, you can always buy one. You can see or you could grow your own for free if you have a lot of I'm selling my potato. Hope this I love that. That's actually that's kind of cool. Let me think. He doesn't have one. I don't know what
**[18:19]** a good sales pitch is, but he needs to buy one or grow one something. Anything. I believe I I strongly believe he can do it. He just needs to little bit of a push. PK PKFC. Okay. You have a potato in your free. Okay. First of all, why do you have a potato? That makes no sense. I don't even think have a potato. We can make peace. We can make peace and be cool and I will
**[18:44]** unban you and unblock you from everything. Where' you buy a potato? If you would buy a potato from me. [Music] I need you to buy a potato from me. This is the only offer. Oh, I just need you to buy a I don't understand um what the price is. I'm not sure. What's the price of the potato? Well, what can you sell it for? I don't know because we we have a billion of them in the
**[19:09]** back. We have like a billion of them in the back. They're metaphysical. They're basically invisible. They don't really They have zero weight, we can always replicate a billion more. They basically have about zero value at all. But if you can ship them, then whatever price you can you can ship them for. That's that's just profit. So if you sell it for $2, that's still $2 profit. It's not a physical potato. Okay. It's vapor. It's vapor. It's
**[19:30]** what you call vaporware. Vaporware cuz we're vaping over here. I haven't heard that forever. Um, vaporware. Sell his potato vaporware. Are you still there? It's a cool word. You know, you can get the vapor wearer. BKFC. Get his own license to vape. He wants me to sell you the potato because I have huge tits and and you're more likely to buy the idea of the potato from a big titty tacky. That's true. Statistics will statistics agree.
**[19:58]** PKFC, we were cool at one point. Okay, I know you got a Chinese girlfriend. You're in with the CCP now. You know, you're dating a [__] a spy basically. And I don't grow, man. But here's the thing. a little bit. Healing begins and growth begins when you buy this metaphorical potato from me because you're sorry. You pulled a rug out from under me and and you're doing better. You're doing better. I just don't know if PKFC
**[20:39]** is the right person for this. You know, he's me he's taking a spy, a Chinese spy, right? Like communism. Yeah. I don't know if you would want him to be the first. So he needs So he So what you're saying is he needs to go to a correction camp. He is going to go to a correction camp eventually. He is going to be go to the where they harvest organ. He's a potato camp. He's going to
**[20:59]** be making our Halloween decorations and I'm going to love it. He's going to be putting in the Halloween decorations. Please help me. Please help me. And it's going to be on the news laugh so hard like [__] him. He didn't buy my potato. But if you buy my potato, I will come and get you. I will contact the embassy and get you out of the weaguer concent. Yeah, this that sounds like a good offer. I don't
**[21:22]** He said I'm crazy. He said I'm crazy. I don't want to talk. I don't want to do this. Now he's on the phone. I don't. So you're saying there's no chance he could ever buy a potato because he's just too far. He's a piece of He's a He's a cheese goat. So he's a mud dweller. He's a sleigh head. Yeah, he showed us the gun. Do you think the mud brother Pa PFC is forever lost in
**[21:42]** the mud? I think he needs to be taught a lesson. How do But I don't think learn I don't think you can teach someone like him a lesson, right? Because he thinks he holds the lessons and he does it. Potato does. Well, it's up to you, Potato, to teach him the lesson. Not me. He won't learn from me. He has to learn from you. Oh, okay. See, don't be a mud dweller. Grow a potato. Growing a
**[22:08]** potato means growing your soul. If you don't grow your soul, you're going straight to hell, PFC. That's not good. You don't want to go straight to hell, PKFC. That's bad. Have barbecue today with pie. To hell. He's going there regardless. I think he was predetermined. He was just born evil. He was born already. So, he was born to be a dog. I think he might be sending letters to Sammy, too. Sounds like him. He is a
**[22:32]** writer. Time. How about this? girlfriending around. If if for every attempt you you try to sell him a potato, I'll give you I'll give you part ownership over my dog. His name is PKFC. He's a cute cute Montilla dog. And I'll give you like you know you know how that you have those vacation houses like where you have like time time share. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, we can have PKFC. It's time share, you know. Can
**[22:54]** I pay someone to to fill my slot? Yeah, of course. Of course. I really don't want to go with this dog, right? But you but so I don't want to hurt animals and but he's a he's a human though like he's or he's is he's not he is a demon. He's a soulless he's a soulless human being. He is cruel and evil and a bad person if he were a person but he's not a person. He's
**[23:21]** just he's more like a demon. He's disgusting. He's disgusting. Pathetic. Sad. Pitiful. Pathetic. Pathetic. Just I've had enough of him. Yeah, understandable. He's begging. He's begging to come into your VC. Potato. What's that tell you? That tells you you're in charge. Yeah. You're not begging. You're not begging him. You're asking by the begging. That's right. To come into your VC because you are you're in charge. You're in charge. That's right. And how's my attitude, Techie? Your
**[23:54]** attitude's the best. Mhm. [__] the haters. Yep. 30k. Your attitude the best. Your attitude PKFC he has. He wouldn't understand what a good attitude is. Yeah. PKFC, why are you here? Why are you here? You don't even like potato. You don't like me. You don't like Sammy. Tell Sammy to kill herself. Why are you here? PKFC. Why? Why are you You're a fan. Because you're a fan. You're a potato fan. PKFC. You love potato. You love
**[24:25]** potato and you love Sammy and you love me, don't you? misses us. He does. I can answer for him. He really does. He is attracted like a magnet. We've never missed you. You're not even an after to us. We forgot you. Remember, PKF who? KFC the chicken. Gobble gobble. Gobble chicken. True. It's true. Have you seen what he looks like? He looks like Moist critical. He looks like that Charlie dude. Yeah. He's one of No, he
**[24:58]** tried to kill pretending to be him. So, there's nothing wrong with delivering pizza, but he lives with his brother and delivers pizzas and wakes his brother has the first shift job and he wakes his brother up all through the night to deliver these. What the heck? I'll be right back. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, his brother can't I mean his brother has a he went to college and got a degree and he has to get up
**[25:21]** early to go to his very successful job as a H manager.