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**[00:02]** Every man across the land, every boy and every hand show up to work in high heels. >> You're going to show up in high heels, Marty, on your job. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. >> All right. I'm sure your most of your viewers, they would be excited for it. >> I I I always stream in high heels. Oh, okay. >> I'm sorry. >> I got I got monkey. >> Sure. >> I mean, but like if you're
**[00:50]** calling me gay, then you're gay. That's dy logic, right? >> I'm not calling you gay. >> Okay. Well, sure. All right. Thank you. What are you saying? >> I'm saying you're Marty the businessman, right? >> Sure. Sure. Okay. >> We can always debate what kind of business you do, though. >> Yeah. >> Is it music? Is it acting? Is it part music and acting? Or is it completely 100%? >> I'm a better musician than you are.
**[01:16]** Do I do a rap battle? I'll do rap at all. You want to? >> Nah. >> Yeah. Rap battles are invented by Israel. >> Yeah. Yeah, rap battles were >> well look in the Bible. It was invented in Judea. Judas invented the first rap battle. >> It was her worst day to the gay bar. She >> was like, "Hey yo, bro. I'm going to give you this hole. I'm" And then I'm going to They're going to
**[01:42]** And then >> bathroom. My heterosexuality is in a [__] tomb. I'm gay man. I get all the way man. If you're flame man, I'm duly. I take dicks in my ass. >> You're not duly. You're Marty. But all of those things you said are true. >> Marty. >> Okay. >> What if I What if What if we have a man on the street, Marty, and we spotted you at a gay >> at a at a at
**[02:11]** a gay like place where you like for, you know, >> gay establishment? >> Yeah, a gay establishment. >> So, I'll say this. I've been to one in my life. I was a minor trying to find bars that would kick like you know we didn't have IDs me and a friend say Chicago like get in it's Halloween they're like oh yeah you you boys can come in cool >> to the gay bar gay bar and that's when
**[02:37]** they turned you gay and that's why you have still trauma >> dude right right >> is that does is is that how it went or >> yeah dude yeah yeah >> I just want to make sure I get it right because I don't want to get it wrong as soon as as soon as they found out I was out of there but like You sat there and got sucked off by a man in the bathroom. So
**[02:56]** >> Well, now I don't think you're making up fantasies. You wish it was like that. >> Right. Right. Right. >> In your head it was like that, but that that's that sounds that sounds really gay to me. I I don't understand why you think I'm gay because it's in your head. I I am pretty gay. Holy [__] >> Oh, I didn't know you see me that way, Marty. That's okay. >> I forgive you. It's okay. >>
**[03:19]** You know, we all make mistakes. God damn it. All right, I got to go to bed. All right, I've been defeated, I guess. >> Yeah. So, when I play tanks, I like whenever every missile I I imagine my speed going into someone's ass, and that's what I'm so good at. That's why I'm so good at it. >> I want I want to deliver my deadly load. >> But now the secret is out. So that's I'm glad
**[03:48]** we all >> we can show this. >> Oh yeah. By the way, I'm I'm live streaming. >> I'm aware. I'm aware. >> Surprise. >> I mean, it's more like a like a like a happy birthday, not a surprise. >> It's definitely somebody's birthday. >> Somebody >> today. You like that gay mar? >> Um, yeah. Yeah, actually I think it's a cultural treasure. Yeah, I kind of like it. >> Oh, yeah. >> At the gay bar. Gay
**[04:22]** bar. Gay bar. >> Hang on. >> You don't think it's a good song? I think it's great. >> I need a music video for you. I don't know if you've heard it or not. Let me see if I can find it. Oh, it's a This is another earm video. You You're Listen, Dude. I didn't do I didn't fiddle around with any AI songs. I didn't do any video edits before. >> I can't just >> This is
**[04:59]** not a Let me find it. I guarantee you that it's friendly for us. Okay. >> Okay. Please play it, please. I'll work hard on it. >> Okay. Right now I'm cooking. >> Okay. >> I'm making a curry. What's in the song? What does it How does it go? Is it >> um I'm projecting very hard. I'm just projecting very hard in the song. >> You want to take me to the potato bar? >> I want you
**[05:27]** to hear the song. >> I'm playing it. >> You want to take me to the potato bar? No, no. >> Very sweet when you come ride with me. Come into my trailer and get inside of me. Hey, it's time. Step on up to the potato show. You can call me or you can call me clean so your tip does not get [__] When I get mad, I see your face and sit on it. But if you
**[06:04]** make me happy, then you can sit on it. >> That's funny. >> I like that. That's cool. >> So, it's just a repeat, I guess. We didn't work that hard. >> No, that's good. It can It can repeat. >> Okay. All right. All right. >> That's good. >> Thank you. You listen, you inspired me. Oh, you know, I'll actually show you. This is not bad. I I This is the first video I ever edited. Hang on.
**[06:38]** Potato 69. I think you like this. This is the first video I ever did. No, that's not that. Okay. Uh oh, here it is. Yeah. Yeah. You have to appreciate this. I think I hope I made it for you. Let's see here. >> What? All right. This is actually I think really really decent. Nobody stands before you. You stand before me. Which is why you're real to me. You're always good. You don't realize this. That's why
**[07:19]** you're looking at me. You're always mess. I am a god. I'm your god. I'm your god. Your god. your world, the center of your own and crisis. If you make my heart keeps me going that sets me free. Mashed potato 69 stars. Abdul is strong. >> Maybe he is a god after all. >> Wait, what the [__] is that? Did you play gay porn in the background? >> It was you. >> What? >> It was you.
**[08:55]** So if you're a part of gay porn, >> what are you talking about? What >> this is? >> So if that's gay porn, you're gay. >> What? >> If this is if I'm playing gay porn, I'm playing a video of you. You're gay. >> You're not playing a video of me. What are you talking about? >> I hope you appreciate my first edit I ever made. You inspired me to make video edits. What are you talking
**[09:23]** about? >> All right. I hope you I hope you listen. I hope you like that. I did not I did not. So these are the videos I was making. >> Are you Jewish or what? >> Yes. >> So what kind of Jewish [__] are like what are you what? >> Oh, I don't want to jeopardize my rank as scholar. This is Old Testament. This does not count towards my current standing. Uhoh. Perfect. It's real. What you're
**[09:54]** making here? >> What are you What are you What are you making, dude? Like, what are you doing? Like, what is What is that? >> I was playing videos of you. If that's game >> No, you're not. You're not not at all. Like, what are you talking about? What? >> You you you showed a video or you were referring to a video that I made. >> No, you make something. I have no not I have no
**[10:19]** affiliation with anything you make, man. >> Just playing footage of you with your song. >> No, you haven't played any footage of me. You're playing whatever the [__] you made. I don't know what the [__] that is. >> You called the gay porn. >> I don't know what it is. You made it. It's I have nothing to do with it. >> It's footage of you. >> No, it's not. >> It was. >> [__] yourself, Leo. Go
**[10:42]** [__] yourself, you [__] Jew. >> Oh [__] Yeah. What are What are you like? What's wrong with you? >> I didn't consider it to be gay porn. >> What is wrong with you? >> Oh, shoot. I heard that bang on the utensil. Oh, boy. [Music] Oh boy. Wow, Marty. Wow. [Music] >> I mean, that video is an homage. I I I thought it was a catchy song. I don't know. >> Potato's kind of ungrateful. >> I
**[11:31]** don't want to hear that. >> Put your not too far behind. >> Like, like, delete your [__] You [__] Mongaloid. Don't make [__] like I don't know what you're doing, dude. Like, get it out of my life, you [__] [__] >> I'm in your life. >> What's wrong with you? I like I I I want to confront you. What the [__] is wrong with you, dude? >> There's a video of you. >> No, it's not you.
**[12:01]** Whatever you doing, you're so je What the [__] is wrong with you, you [__] [__] >> This is going south fast. This is >> Yeah. What the [__] is wrong with you, you [__] spastoid? >> That's not nice. That's not nice. >> What are you [__] off. [__] off. You can You can both leave. See yourself out. >> I'm I'm See yourself out. >> I'm not going to say twice. Kick them out. Both of them. I
**[12:28]** don't give a What's wrong with you? >> Well, what? >> Kick them out. Kick them out. >> Conversation's over. Kick them out. >> Well, potato, >> shut up. You You called the gate porn. I thought it was a music video. >> I don't know what you're doing. You're [__] >> Did you produce? >> You're [__] Juke. >> Did you produce? >> Shut your [__] mouth. Like, why is nobody kicking out? Who is Do we have a
**[12:54]** admin? Yeah, we do. No, we don't. >> Uhoh. Well, >> okay. So, let me see. You are You are not this anymore. You cannot be this. You >> but I am. >> I am. >> This is I made this before I committed to potato. >> I know I'm the top scholar. That's okay. I know that I'm top scholar cuz I read the book. We study the book. >> Apparently, we don't need gardeners admins or anything because
**[13:32]** people can't do a job around here. You took my friends away this thing. But anything bad. >> Damn, you need to go. >> Oh god, it might be someone else. Wow, you're the ultimate sp that I can't ignore. Oh, Potato 69, you're the love of my life. Are you playing tanks? Or what are you? Play some tanks with you after playing. Okay. >> Hey, I can't do my cooking over again. What's wrong with you? You [__]
**[14:32]** spastoid. What's wrong with you? >> What? >> What's wrong with you? I can't redo my cooking. >> So, I ruined your cooking. >> Yeah. >> Come on. I didn't ruin your I didn't want to ruin your cooking. I'm sorry if I did. This is not my intent. >> It doesn't matter. I guess it won't change that your meal is not how you wanted it. So, I'm sorry for that. >> You're always You're always so Jewish, dude.
**[15:07]** I don't know what What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? >> I don't know. Hey, potato. Just left a mighty town. Yeah, he won't be able to measure here. >> What? What? Did you guys have a little talk or something? >> Yeah, he knows his place. [Music] I'm so tired of it. Am I being stalked or what? Or what's going on? Like what? Why is now everyone's quiet? Should I just leave and we
**[16:01]** purge everybody? >> I'm usually I don't even know if everyone's awake. I mean, I'm pretty awake, but I should be asleep. >> Yeah, potato. >> I made pancakes. I made pancakes and they were really awful. Yeah, they were horrible. They were >> sounded like you had a traumatic experience. >> They were so bad. [Music] >> Is it like wheat or high protein? >> Oh, maybe the mix was fail. Anyways, don't buy Lucky Charms pancakes. Okay. I
**[16:54]** was afraid about it. It sounds gross. >> I don't The more syrup you put on, the Maybe the syrup's bad. >> You guys were posting too many sweets. [__] nasty. >> I make sweets when I don't feel good. When I need to feel better. >> But all that cake and frosting, dude. Come here. >> I made I made monkey I made monkey potato cookies once. I mean, cookies might be I don't know. Maybe half a cookie
**[17:24]** or something. >> Yeah, I made a potato cookie. It just looked like a cookie, though. I mean, I didn't What could look like a potato? >> Yeah. Oh, it was just kind of machine cut. I don't know. I didn't look it was a potato. They didn't know. They're like, "Oh, what is that? That's your vibe. >> I don't usually eat it. Just I like to make it. It makes me I like to make it. >> I
**[17:58]** hate cooking. >> I love cooking. It's just It all gets wasted. >> Yeah, because you eat too much. >> I eat too much. >> It get It gets wasted cuz I eat too much. >> Mhm. >> You just call it fat potato. >> That would That would mean I'm not wasting it. Potatoes eating. Talk about I eat too much. While he's stuffing his face. >> Know those skinny [__] They eat way more than we ever will.
**[18:28]** >> I have taking it out on me. >> Marty was doing some Jewish [__] I don't know what the [__] he's doing. I'm >> I'm going to cuss him out. I'm getting called fat. Marty, >> the thing is I don't understand what he's doing. So if I don't understand what he's doing, then it's Jewish. I'm with it. >> Hey, come on. Is that why you call? >> Yeah. >> Monkey. Yeah. We're slowly discovering that. >> But
**[19:05]** Marty is Jewish. He makes [__] up. I don't know why he does that. Like why don't you do that? >> A Jew, you know, can't help himself. >> I just minding my own business. >> Yeah, true. You were just chilling and vibing. >> Well, uh, for what it's worth, if he is the top scholar, you can't really go back. >> Okay, buddy. Ricardo, >> listen. Listen to this Tom [__] over here. He's got some points. >>
**[19:45]** He does read the book. >> So, what do you think we should do about this Marty guy? >> I would reward him and commend him for doing being the only guy that reads the book around these box. >> Look at this corner. What is it? What do we call him? Corner. Corner. If if hypothetically >> if he feels you're something but doing something, then you got to disregard that. You know, like, hey, the guy goes out
**[20:09]** and mows the lawn. mows the lawn and he calls you a lawn mower, then you really can't get too angry at him for that now, can you? >> No, I don't think because that never took place. You're just That's the thing. You're you're you're lawnmowing some hypothetical lawn that only like it only exists in Israel and you have to extend your your like belief in order to Oh, I guess that's true then because he said it.
**[20:30]** >> Look, I don't like him. I don't like him neither. Okay, that's there. >> It's fantastical, you know, like with fantastical things. >> Okay. All right. He's a fantastical Jew. That's not a That's real. >> I think that he appreciates you and your spirit. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> We We love Marty, too. So, I've heard I heard he got confined to >> then. All right, then. Then, you know, he's probably sorry, too. >> He's
**[20:56]** probably sorry as well. Maybe he had a few too many Chardonnay. Okay. And >> And not enough uh >> All right. Okay. >> Not enough that other stuff, you know, the the >> All right. The important thing that I can see as an outsider looking in is he reads that book. >> Yeah. No, but it is a it's a good book. Would you say the book is gay or not gay? >> There's a chapter that stands
**[21:22]** out. >> No, be honest. No, it's okay. You could be honest. So chapter >> Think about what you say though. Think about it. Yeah, I'm b my tongue. You know what? Sometimes sometimes I speak too much. So >> So is the book gay? a lot of it. >> Remember that this is the book that reads you. You don't read this book. The book reads you. So if you think the book is gay. >> Okay then. I
**[21:46]** mean you I suppose I suppose >> it's just a magical book like that. >> Okay. Well, so I would say that there's no part in the book that talks about high heels or ass [__] So like I would say if that's not the book then you know you know for what that's worth which is nothing. So the final verdict is that the book is is it straight or gay or a little bit gay? >> It's a
**[22:11]** a very small part of his gay. A very tiny piece of the book is a gay book. >> All right, I think we can we can pull uh what's his name? I forget so easily. I think we can pull him out of the classroom. What's his I forgot. I forget. Oh, he's so it's so forgettable. Yeah. I don't I don't I'm from >> Whoever that What was his We put him in a classroom. How do we
**[22:34]** get him out of there? What's his name? Does anybody remember? >> No, I wouldn't let him back personally. >> No, I don't trust him. >> Nah, >> he lied to you. He lied to you, too. >> Well, I'll tell you this. He found a picture of my tiny dick and he likes to share it around. >> Oh, that's right. >> That's gay. No, that's gay. He's dick. He's gay. That's gay. >> That for sure is gay.
**[23:00]** >> Yeah, >> you agree on that >> 100%. >> Yeah. All right. >> Oh, look. >> So, but you are So, but you are the one they call the You are the one they call the corner jacker, right? >> The mysterious man they call the corner jacker. >> That mean >> Marty's left right. Is it right-hand guy or a left-hand guy? >> I believe he's probably a righty. I'm I'm guessing here. >> But you're you're that
**[23:34]** guy. You're the right hand the right-hand guy. >> I don't like him. I don't know him. >> Jack. >> You can call me. Yeah. Sometimes I come in here. I jack in the corner. Yeah, that's better. >> You're right. My >> money's That's we've been talking about for hours, too. That's one That's funny. Yeah, I like the jack in the corner sometimes. >> Might is out of the classroom, though. I think school is over. >> And
**[24:04]** I think the school's done cuz he's the only one reading that that book of yours. >> No, we were getting Jazzy to read it, too. >> He's a man. Big old hands and a hairy chest. Call it what it is, you know. >> Okay, that's rude. Don't be rude, sir. >> Is that what they say out there? Well, he's the corner jack or this guy. This [__] want to talk [__] on me. Come on, Marty. >>
**[24:26]** I ain't talking [__] >> This is not Marty. This is the cornerjacker. >> Yeah. Not Marty. Get it together. >> I'm speaking facts. Your chest is hairy. >> Marty's not here. We could talk mad [__] Marty's pathetic, isn't he, Potato? He's so beta. Not alpha at all. >> I'll tell you this. >> So, I'm not going to disagree, but I'll tell you this is that you could pump a watermelon and dunk it like a basketball in
**[24:48]** a sixoot hoop. You [__] Just because you know too much [__] about >> charming. Charming. >> Yeah, that's your vibe though. >> That's what some people say, you know. But uh they ultimately they all end up regretting in the end. I can tell you that much. >> Yeah, I'm not shocked. >> Yeah. So, uh where's your worms at? Where's all your little [__] slave boys? So, you ain't got none. You >> a worm I think coomed
**[25:14]** and fell asleep. That's not my fault. You're a failed gay freak is what you are as far as >> my dog's awake, but I'm not bringing my dog in here yet. >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No dogs. >> And I'll point them right at you. No, I'm Marty. >> What kind of women fantasize about having [__] eating slaves? I've never met >> you, [__] I know. I told you. You just you be rather than existing just being
**[25:41]** dope as [__] They they attach themselves to you like kind of like a to >> Yeah. Yeah. So, there might be some [__] slaves for gay men masquerading. >> That's the maggot and I'm not bringing my maggot here. So, he I know he eats [__] but I'm not bringing that here. >> They're not even real. It's a gay fantasy. >> No, that's If you want me to post a picture of the maggot, it's very real, unfortunately.
**[26:02]** >> Okay, if you say so. >> I mean, he was trying to suck his own dick, dude. I was like, >> no women ever speak like this in the history of planet Earth. >> Okay, my allowed to be different. Doesn't mean I'm a dude to do something like that. >> Very different. You're a gay man with a hairy chest and palms looking >> with big ass ladies. You like my tits. No, Marty. >> The You know,
**[26:24]** I'll tell you this. You're a surgeon down in Venezuela. A bang up job with your daddy's allowance. All right. That's what I can tell about that. And you know, good on them. Good on. Yeah, I think that you know Marty. I know. Not Marty. I said not Marty. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> I just shot my pants. Oh, >> what the I don't got a left field. Jesus. >> You know, uh, I'll say this. Actually,
**[26:52]** you know what? I'm won't say this. I was going to comment on loose bowels, but I don't think that I should say anything at all. So, I'm just going to get back here the next handful of moments. >> Yeah. Hey. Uh, so, how's you watching any handball out there in Denmark, Potato? Oh, I know you're like a big handball guy. >> Okay, that's not gay. Watching sports is not gay. I love men touching balls >> together
**[27:24]** in harmony, being happy, and just >> sharing some balls together. >> I relate. I relate. >> You know, sport it's good. >> Sport is good. I'll tell you this. I've never seen a woman with a hairy set of kits. >> Well, you have >> some people they are born with a genetic disorder. >> Yeah. >> See, thank you. I got too much tes I probably have more testosterone than you. Not Marty. >> Oh, well I mean
**[27:54]** I don't know. I mean uh >> I do know. >> You do know you around. >> I'm starting to get really comfortable here. Uh I'll say this. >> You should go. >> Well, I'm going to dominate you. You're a [__] hairy titted man with a big balls looking like a palm of watermelon with condescending e. >> Listen, I'll tell you. >> It's not a man, Marty. It's not a man, Marty. >> It's a man. It's a
**[28:21]** man. I don't care what anyone say. >> Marty, you're not a man. >> That's fine. That's That's totally up to interpretation. This is a This woman has a penis and balls. >> Got to pull off the daddy [__] Don't try to daddy. >> But what's the size of yours, Marty? What's the size of yours? My size of yours. >> I I'll tell you this. I heard from this Marty guy, he went into a gas station, get
**[28:46]** cigarettes, and they heard this person's voice and suddenly the gas station guy looking at the stink eye cuz he looked at him as a gay man just because they heard their voice and they knew. They don't they don't know nothing but >> I heard that Marty is gay. I heard it in a great tomato. >> All the tomatoes, they say Marty is gay. >> They were talking about it in VC the other day. >> Yeah. >>
**[29:05]** Oh, yeah. >> Everybody's talking about it. Marty. Everybody's like, "Oh, Marty is gay. Did you know you're Marty Gay?" >> Listen, listen. Listen. I don't know why. >> Why would they say things about Marty like that, Mr. Cornerjacker? >> So, here's the deal. Let me respond. They can get more [__] slaves as the man that they are masquering around as this woman. So, why don't they just do that and get what they want, which is [__]
**[29:26]** slaves sucking on their [__] >> That wasn't my favorite. You know, I know you're fine with that. That's not a question answer. >> Probably my least favorite slave was the maggot. I don't want to suck your [__] you freak. >> That's what I'm saying. [__] You wish you could get a chick like me. No, Marty. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want a hairy titted handed freak. >> Okay. Well, at least I take care
**[29:49]** of it, [__] I don't walk around not taking care of it. You don't need to. >> Unfortunately, I've seen your hairy tits. That gross me >> go around. I heard that my body was being uh posted and not Marty server. >> Yeah, cuz you will never stop posting it. >> I didn't [__] I'm over here. >> Well, here's your deal. You wanted [__] slaves. Like, oh man, I'm going to become a woman. But that's a backfire
**[30:13]** cuz now you got no more [__] slaves cuz the [__] slaves want a man. Maybe you should stop being a woman and get the [__] slaves that you crave. >> Hold on. I am going to find a picture of my maggot just for you, Marty. >> I don't want to see this [__] You freak. >> You brought it up. >> You You But I would know what it was. A maggot. I would not know what a
**[30:29]** maggot was. I've Hang on. I never heard of a maggot or a worm before you came around. >> What's the size of your What's the size of your maggot, Mr. Marty? >> You know, >> very So, I'll tell you this, potato. It's more than half as wide as my thumb, potato. It's more than half as wide as my thumb, boy. >> There you go, maggot. >> I don't want I'm the whole audience. This is a gay
**[31:05]** sex death cult. >> Yeah, maybe in your fantasies. >> I'm sorry you had you wish it. You wish it was. >> In your wildest fantasies, that's exactly what you wish it was. A gay death cult of sorts. >> Oh my god. It's a dweller worm. Whoa. >> Yeah, my worm. He's a little like I said, I think he coomed pretty hard cuz he passed out. >> I think Marty has a lot of projections going on. >>
**[31:32]** What's the deal with his name? It's Danny Adrian. There's some Japanese characters. >> You can look that up all you want. Doc's >> [__] >> This quarter checker guy is going hard. Thank [__] it's not Marty. >> What that means? Listen. Listen. >> Thank [__] it's not Marty. So he can't hold Marty responsible for this one. >> That [__] eats his own [__] That [__] does anything you tell him. It's nasty. >> To, we should Hey,
**[31:55]** listen. To, so I am a corner jacker. just for your sake, maybe you should have an alt persona where you can call people the freaks that they are, you know, and like so another guy comes around. It's like I don't like do my best impersonation there. >> I have a book party. I have a book party. I have a I have a book. I don't I don't write the book. You see, I have a book that
**[32:18]** I don't write. >> I didn't write the book. >> I mean, I guess >> maybe you should have a book, Marty. Instead of an old persona, you could put it in a book. You can have a book. be like, "Hey, did you read chapter seven of my book?" It It says, >> "Oh, wait. Is wait. Marty's here. If Marty's here, I'm going to go. I know you ain't talking to me." >> Marty is not here. So,
**[32:34]** I'm just talking behind Marty's back. >> I'd like to talk bottom, too. You don't mind? I think that he is a a bit of a >> hard pill to swallow. I think that he's a very uh he's a bit of a wild god sometimes. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's true. That's true. >> And um I also think that uh he is he seems like a dumb guy, but he reads that book so hard and
**[33:06]** he studies it so hard. He knows the book better than anyone. It's like whoa is pretty. I don't want to give him credit, but he puts in the work. He puts in the time. He's got the knowledge. And uh it's it's he's an I don't want to give him credit, but he's an impressive guy sometimes. I I hope he's not listening. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's hope he isn't because that would be crazy, right? >> Yeah. Anyways,
**[33:47]** I don't know. I'm looking at this uh dweller here. Danny Adrian, Japanese Hannah. >> Yeah, that [__] That's a shrimp. >> That's a maggot. >> That's what that is. >> All right. So, what's the difference between a maggot and a worm? >> You just, you know, I had a cricket, too. I still have a cricket. >> What the hell is wrong with you? >> I'm Dude, you just exist. If you're just dope as [__] you know,
**[34:12]** things stick to you. You know, I just exist. >> I've never heard of a straight woman. >> I'm by the woman. >> I've never heard of any woman engaging in the subculture of insects. You understand where I'm coming from? Or >> I mean, I also rant about wanting to [__] covered in spiders. I've been doing this for a while. I talk about this often. >> That's not how women speak. Not in my experience. Like, I got
**[34:37]** a worm. I got a cricket. I got a June bug. I got a ladybug. I wish I You know what I mean? Like I'm just Hey, I hope you don't take this. >> You uh you know, not Marty. Do you think Marty would want to convert to being a bug? [Music] >> Uh if you got $20 million, Marty might poop on your face, take your cash, and uh it probably spin around, you know. >> Was he
**[35:04]** part German? Are we [__] on each other now? Jesus. >> You're the [__] freak. You're the [__] >> Okay, you did mad. Like I said, that ain't my Well, the worm. I did say I was going to piss in his face. That's really as far as I'll go though, you know. I'm not gonna >> No women think like this unless it's for cash. You're making cash off these guys >> sometimes. >> What do you make a
**[35:21]** week off these freaks? >> I try not to make money at it because I'd rather you're gay. Then you're like, you're gay man. >> I go out of my way to not make money doing it because I'm not going to have fun because it's a hobby and if I make it my job, >> you're a gay man. You're a gay man. Like Even if I was, I'm still getting it. But I'm not. >> That's fine. But
**[35:39]** you're a gay man. >> You wish I was, [__] Do you want to see my [__] now? Marty, >> I bet this surgeon probably left you with some [__] Yeah. Actually, I know I do. Yeah. >> Don't show it to Marty. Don't show it to Marty. He's going to show it to everybody. >> You know what? Don't worry, I'll listen to you. >> I'll wake up regret. I know you're a gay man. I know >> the
**[36:01]** >> You know what I could do, but I'm lazy and not going to do it right now. I have a picture of my like a X-ray of my pelvis if you care that much. >> No. Well, so you know what? Actually, maybe >> woman. >> Don't believe it. I don't >> send it to my send it to the corner. Jacka >> I like that monkey is like ah but you could I mean you could it's >>
**[36:26]** Yeah. To the corner jack, right? Cuz not Marty, you know. >> Poor monkey. >> You said it like potato. You told me that real quick, man. You said I'm jealous. >> I'm super jealous. What's the word? Hey, hey. Hey, hey, don't shoot it. Hey. >> Is it cuz there's a chance it's a penis? >> Uh, I would bet I would bet you this. >> I would bet you this. I'm not a man. >> I'll tell you
**[36:51]** this about me. I never placed a bet in my life, but I would, if I were, I would bet my whole farm that it's a post-operative vagina on a pelvic x-ray. You'll make money. Bet him. >> Is it? >> I'll show [__] in gen chat. Bet. >> Money, >> Marty. It's not >> a man. Potato. >> Potato knows. So if you want to play this game, Marty, not Marty. >> That's why he likes you so much.
**[37:17]** That's why he likes you so much. >> Potato know. >> Well, that's that's the thing. Potato has to know everything. You see, Potato knows everything. >> He's to see my my junk at least 10. the information Marty is trying to trying to get. >> So, we're opening up Hey, we're opening up Pandora's box. Dr. Pandora from Venezuela. We're opening up his box right now. >> Let's open up Dr. Pandora's box. Let's Where? >> Let's do it.
**[37:44]** Let's dance. >> I don't want to see your [__] >> You did a few minutes ago. >> And then do it, you freak. >> Don't do that again. You'll get a DM. [__] don't don't throw me with a good time. I swear to God now, Marty, >> I don't want to see some mangled penis turn into >> Not that this matters, but my last ex did date a trans woman that was post op, and he was
**[38:13]** talking about how horrible trans [__] is. And I feel like I feel for those ladies cuz that does suck. You know, >> there's a lot to it that you probably don't know that I didn't know. [__] >> Yeah. The the you're like, so I don't know. >> It's genetics, Marty. It's genetics, Marty. Yeah, Marty. >> Uh, I want to go to bed. I'm not mom way. I mean, like, I don't don't address me as that guy.
**[38:41]** I don't like him. I don't like him as far as I can throw. >> Cornerjacker. It's genetics, Mr. Cornerjacker. But in Marty's case, it's simply because Marty's gay. >> [__] Marty. >> Yeah, [__] Marty. >> Wait, what? No, I didn't mean that. >> Now you Now who's the projector, boy? I love as I >> But Potato's like, "Oh, yeah." >> Well, it's true. You know, >> Marty is a trans. Like I said, >> Marty's a trans
**[39:09]** woman, says Mr. Dark Child. >> I don't like the way you guys are talking today. I really don't like I He's starting to >> I kind of thought, and maybe this is me to say, but I thought Marty was like Canadian, you know, cuz Canadians are so reserved and like chilled and like >> No. >> Oh, it's not because he's Canadian. It's cuz he's gay. Makes a lot more sense. >> He's Jewish. He's your brother. He's
**[39:30]** Jewish and gay. >> Tell that to Marty's aborted babies. You [__] sick bags. >> Yeah, we'll tell it to Marty when he comes back. We'll let him know. >> I like I got a hunch with all that work that this guy's put in the book, he's probably not going to be back. He's probably not going to be back. >> Like, like he put all that work in class, like why would he be? >> Jewish people would
**[39:52]** say that, but then they would only say that so they could keep the information for themselves. They'd be like, "O take the information away so we can put it in our libraries or vault." >> Oh, wow. Take take the information away. You're Jewish. You're Jewish. Marty was right. Marty was right about you. That's how they respond to things. And you're Jewish. Wow. You know what? Marty's right about everything. >> Marty's not right about everything. Marty is
**[40:17]** right. Jim Dy is Jewish. He's right. >> You're gay. You're gay. >> No, that's not true. >> That's not true. >> You just said it. You just confirmed it. >> That's not true. >> Oh. Oh, me. Oh my. You're You're a gay man. >> That's stuff that you're making up because you're projecting your own gayness. >> I wasn't talking to you. I wasn't talking to you, Potato. But the fact that you intercepted that package leads me
**[40:41]** to believe >> or you were talking to yourself or what? Like who you talking to? >> I was talking to the man that could palm a watermelon. >> The man in the mirror. >> I was talking to the man with the hairy tits. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. I apologize. Marty, [__] you, dog. >> Chat just to make you feel better. >> Step that package. >> I think you need to see my titties. You
**[41:03]** haven't seen them enough. Clearly >> hairy and gross. Thank you. >> But isn't that what you like though, buddy? >> No, >> he likes them. >> No, >> you do. >> Isn't that what you're into? A little bit of like like it's >> I would never in a million years give this freak. You'd [__] in person. You'd [__] You know you would. >> No. No. No. >> Your tits are so Your tits are hairier than my
**[41:33]** tits. What do you think about that? >> Actually, most of the people I date, guys, aren't really always that hairy, dude. Sucks. >> Yeah, cuz you cuz the the gays love these little piggy boys. >> I don't like I really don't like feminine boys, but it does happen. >> Uh, I can tell you this. So, me personally, the cornjacker, I'm about 5 foot three, maybe about 106 pounds, and I take really great care of myself. I
**[41:57]** ate a very healthy. >> Okay, we got a we got a we got a message from a viewer here. He says, uh, Marty loves Cyrax's pee. >> Who's Cyrax? >> Yeah, I don't know. But, um, so I don't know. Can I get Marty responding to that? Marty loves Cyrex's junk. >> I don't know who this guy is that you're talking about. >> Is that true? I don't know who you're talking about. >> I mean, you're the
**[42:21]** cornerjacker. I mean, have you heard this rumor, too? >> What's the rumor >> that Marty is gay for Cyrax? >> Does he wear high heels and get [__] in the ass? >> Sounds like projection to me. >> No, I'm asking a question because I don't know. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's Yeah, that's part of it. He >> Well, then if he does, if he does, he's probably gay. >> Yep. That's what we've been trying to say
**[42:47]** all along. It's all Marty. It all comes back to Marty. >> A high heel wearer [__] the ass is gay. Okay. >> So, we So, we resolve the riddle. Marty is the gay. >> Yeah. Right. >> It's like and we and finally we Oh, we find out Marty is gay. We solved we got all the clues together. >> Yeah. Yeah. Then if that applies to him, then he's gay. >> Yep. >> You solved the riddle then.
**[43:11]** I suppose >> I'm glad we solved. All you got to All you got to do is then find video and audio clips of him confirming this. >> Well, >> and you got it. >> Wait, didn't Wait. Epic board monkey has it actually. >> Okay. >> What do I have? >> Didn't you have a You have it clipped >> on board. I >> I mean, >> I watch my work from that corner. But I So, if you're
**[43:39]** saying that Fort Monkey has audio clips of Mr. Mr. What's his name? >> Yeah. That he goes out to gay boss with his girlfriend on her birthday and gets lap dazzles from men. >> No. Well, as far as we know, he wears women's clothing in every one of his live streams. >> Oh, okay. Then he's >> probably on something. >> I think we have a clip of Marty saying that somewhere in the in the archives. >>
**[44:07]** You know what I want? You know what I'd love to see? So, I don't know what they call them in the old country, but like I would like to see a heritage freak, Shaquille O'Neal hands, dunk a watermelon. >> We got that. We got that. We got that. >> There's nothing make me happy. >> You know, you you So, here's what I'll say. Like, in your defense, Mrs. Bug, the bug goddess. >> So, if you're not
**[44:30]** a gay man, you wouldn't aspire to have [__] slaves, okay? because no woman would have a whole herum and uh stable of [__] slaves. Um but I don't know why you claim to have [__] slaves and weirdos. >> Well, it's just that [__] wouldn't go. I don't talk I just owned the maggot by the way. But like yeah, >> they just attach themselves to you like the worm. Did you see that? I talked to you about
**[44:54]** these slaves before I even had a worm and now we're talking again and I have a worm in the service. >> I've never I've never So hang on. I've never actually spoken to you before. >> Okay. Well, m >> you know, think about it. >> Okay. Well, you started, [__] You know what I'm talking about cuz you know the [__] slaves. Like I said, I was talking about that before I even >> Excuse you me. I
**[45:15]** don't know. >> You're going to have to elaborate a lot further. >> I literally told you I told you how it happens and then I was chilling and vibing being jazzy like I do and then boom, worm. Got a worm. You know what I'm saying? >> Excuse me. >> Existing. You should try existing better. You know what I'm saying? >> Existing better. >> Yeah, you'll get bug slaves if you just do better. >> I don't want
**[45:40]** bug slaves. Personally, I don't know who would want bug slaves. >> What? I do not like bugs. Do you want a bug problem? >> I'll tell you this. Okay. If a bug appears in my purview, I throw anything away in my sight cuz they gross me the [__] out. >> Well, that's not very That's very nice. Yeah. >> Well, you're in the garden and here in the garden, we respect bugs. So, I don't think you can
**[46:06]** talk to >> Oh, no. Potato. So, I've cornered Jack enough to know that bugs are not welcome in the garden. >> They are welcome in the garden. Potato. >> Call I even call you a woman. I'll call you a woman. >> Okay. >> Good job. >> Chapter 64, >> which says they are welcome in the Guardian and respected. >> Heyo. wants to suck your [__] >> A mini surg. >> Mhm. >> He does. He's a I
**[46:36]** don't want to say too much. >> You should get out of your head is get dick out of your head and think about enlarged clits. Girls with testosterone. You should be more curious about my [__] than my dick. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> You're welcome, Marty. No, Marty. >> Oh, I got to tell you this. Women like women with big clits is weird. It's weird. Like now, like I'm just saying this. women that
**[46:58]** are actually women. It's kind of weird. Like although it makes things easier, you know what I mean? It's even more locatable. But like I don't want a [__] old half pinky surgically repaired vagina. >> Okay, I'll let you guys talk about it for a little bit. I >> I don't want to go cleanse myself. >> Go down. >> I need more. I need Jesus. >> I don't know if that's all for YouTube. That's a little bit
**[47:26]** much. I'll let them talk about it though. >> They want to talk back and forth about back of what's what is what and that's okay. It's It seems they have some things they want to they need to work out. Yeah, they need to work some out some things about their They're a little bit I don't know what it is. I guess it's what the book does. It It's brings people closer to who they are. It's just
**[47:52]** Marty coming out, you know? It's just Marty being honest about who he is. Every light that he makes is an omission to his own to who he is. That's how it is.