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**[00:00]** [Applause] A fork give it away. I heard >> Jews never pay full price. >> Well, potato is Jewish a little bit. [Applause] >> Is that true? >> I mean, the physomy is kind of there. >> I don't know what the word means. >> Maybe physically, but not financially Jewish. Yes. But >> yeah, like his features, >> his features. >> I don't think he's I think he's most spiritually jo. >> Well, I'm just going to say this
**[00:38]** really quickly to poor monkey. >> If you're going to engage on male on male friendship, you tell them you're gay sooner. Figure out their own saying engaging on male and male friendship is gay. >> I Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not Wait, you can come back to me in a sec. But like how is like guys having girlfriends gay? Sounds like >> it's not the way in tanks and pop party sexual for you. Like where
**[01:13]** >> from? Where does that come from? >> He said it earlier. >> You want to play a game 8, 12, and 15 times in a row in like a matter of days. Doesn't turn them on. side thing to do. >> He does it. >> Um yeah, >> it's like >> like he loved it. He's [__] gay. >> Why do you get so upset by this? >> You should have just told me what you are what you
**[01:43]** are. >> Trust me, I mean probably would have accepted you. Do the math. Should have been more forthright. I'm not gay. >> Okay, man. Okay. >> Like, what makes you think that? Do you want me to be gay? Is that what you're saying? >> Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. >> You admitted it earlier. >> Love Rage. >> I do love Rage. >> See, >> Rage is gay, too. >> Yeah, they're both gay. Yeah, he's a
**[02:17]** >> he's a Listen, the only people only people I observe that are so obsessed with their fitness are gays. That's a fact. >> Yeah, you're gay, too. So, shut up. >> I think the strongest case is for to be honest. >> Projection. >> Why is everyone in the room projecting? I'm just glad that I can good moing my darling potatoes. >> Hi, nice to see you. Nice to see you. Make sure you get the bell. Share
**[02:48]** with your friends. Make sure you got me before. When I responded, you like you ignored me. You're rude and [__] >> Is that not a woman? >> I [Applause] It's like an argument when there's a you don't respond and you like you dissociate. It's like you're a [__] [Applause] Don't think >> animals. >> Yeah. >> See, we can't see if we can't get a little bit of something. >> Give me some of the yellow and don't
**[03:20]** get cheap on me. >> Get the [__] out of my way, dude. I need a sauce. All right. Goodbye, gays. >> Bless his heart. >> That's too bad. >> What port do that man? >> A girl woman. I like that woman. >> A real woman. >> A woman woman. >> Huh? >> Woman. >> We listen to a bunch of women. >> Gay dudes. >> Not gay. Not gay. Not gay. >> Who Who wants to tell who
**[03:56]** wants to project how I'm gay apparently because I like your >> butch. >> Yeah. So, but these these guys have a hard time coming out and saying that they're gay. So >> you are sexy talking? >> No. No. >> She's just writing waiting for the right man to come around. >> But she would rather cook and clean than [__] That's >> concerning. >> She likes to cook and clean and then come [__] afterwards. >> You would
**[04:24]** say no. And she wouldn't [__] afterwards. No, she wants to be left alone. >> It is okay to be gay. I wrote a book about gay. I can't have him go that early. >> They think I'm gay because I wrote a book for gay people about how to be gay. How to come out. We got man we got made at Chad Sing for >> it's worth I think people think you're gay for getting [__] in the
**[04:40]** ass and [__] men in the ass wearing high heels too for it's worth dude you can you can see he's he's working on it he's working through it can they see the chat no they can't it's impossible for them they are completely separated from the chat these people >> they are in a separate room we're keep keeping them in a box >> we have them we have hamster wheels we have different tracks and things there. We
**[05:06]** keep them in a good condition. Don't worry. We give them food, water, you know, and we make sure they're basically it's better than if you're at home, you know. We keep we keep keep them tracked. Oh, go on guys. Was this Could you guys hear me? >> Sorry, that was You weren't supposed to hear that. >> Oops. >> Come on. do something. Damn, >> what are we supposed to do? It's like 5 in the morning. Well,
**[05:39]** 5:30 in the morning. >> Uh, run in a hamster wheel. Something. >> Well, that would require running and that's not going to happen. >> What about Marty? >> Yeah, Marty should run. Marty, take a jog. >> Running is for psychos. 10 minutes in the hamster wheel. >> What [__] What do you run? Do you have an exercise potato? What do you do? >> I go to McDonald's. >> The money, bro. >> That's not exercise potato. >>
**[06:13]** Can't just say you go to McDonald's for exercise. >> I eat boogers for a dollar. That's exercise. >> That's not >> I almost had you eat booger once. Remember that? But you just pulled it out and put it on the camera. >> That's the only exercise I got. You didn't confirm that one. >> It's better than nothing if you have to if you think about it. I make more exercise than Marty by eating boogers for a
**[06:39]** dollar. Is that not true? >> I mean, probably. I mean, look at Marty, right? So, yeah. So, >> you eat a booster. Your T- cell count keeps you uh a spin. Your keys are count. >> Well, you're just jealous because you don't want to pull out I'm jealous. I've never had any shocks in the past decade. Thousand% thousand%. [__] >> Are you Are you standing in front of your mirror right now? >> No. Max, you about
**[07:18]** to order the catch of the day? >> Yeah. What's What's the catch of the day today? He's making a confession. Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru. >> It really is. >> You're closed today. So, what 6 a.m. >> Where are you? You're closed. >> Who eats on his standing above? I guess we're standing above the drive-through sign. >> Are you going to get food? He's getting food. I was trying to I was trying to but I
**[07:51]** guess >> it's daily exercise. >> I don't want to go back to McDonald's cuz I guess I got >> go to >> Oh my god. Go to sleep. >> Yeah, people eat too much when it's 6 f [__] You [__] freak. >> When it's 6 6:30 a.m. and you're and you're trying to like make a confession in McDonald's drive-thru. >> Marty's grumpy. >> You literally get [__] ass wear heels, dude. What are you talking? Why are
**[08:19]** you grumpy this morning? >> I need cigarettes. I didn't want to go out, but I smoke my last cigarettes, so I got to get that. >> You need did this to me. >> Why needs his medication? >> He needs to be honest. >> Medication has come. You [__] >> I need to have a a teaspoon of harden up. >> What do I need? >> A teaspoon. Yeah, a teaspoon of cement and harden the [__] up. >>
**[08:47]** What cement? You little [__] >> Listen, man. All this bad [__] comes my way. I'm sorry that I'm not used to it. All right. You might be you might you're a mommy's little loser. That's what you said at home. Like you wish you a mommy's little loser. >> No. I tried. I tried. I tried. But like you sit right now. >> Can I Can I explain the story? >> No. No. No. [Applause] No. Tell the story.
**[09:12]** I'm I dude. What are you talking about? except I don't like Marty's guy. >> That should that should have been that should have been like you know what like I should always 2020. >> You wanted mommy to lock you. >> Yeah, they knew that not one of you. >> What? >> You know what? I was going to have a Taco Bell breakfast. >> Order some fries. >> You need some fries. Some fries. >> Get some fries.
**[09:41]** pretty spicy potato tacos. Yeah, get some potatoes. It's in you. It's going to >> I mean, maybe get some potatoes in you. God damn. >> That is kind of gay. Okay. >> Yeah. You know, >> I think I'm I'm I'm feeling grossed out by all of us at this point. Like I should have done the math, you know, like like it's just kind of weird. It's kind of gross. >> Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, he's sorry. >>
**[10:14]** Apologize in here. >> Mike's usually a good storyteller, but you know, not at the moment >> cuz it's reality. >> I'm [__] driving, dude. I'm [__] driving, dude. Like, so so yeah, I got [Applause] >> But here, so mommy's little losers. Oh wow. So Port Mikey's best friend. Okay. So >> I'll tell the story. I'll tell the story. I don't wealthy body. No, I don't mind like cuz I know I was there and and just make
**[10:40]** make sure you tell they sucked one of us out as not being one of them and the other you still contact wasted. You're wasted and you were like tormenting Bobby. That's why she liked you. >> Did not like me. >> Yeah, like you. >> They love you. >> Just cuz I was there like being quiet. >> You're still in contact with them today. >> I'm not. They banned me. We went back and they banned us both.
**[11:05]** >> Yeah. Okay. >> All right. So, wanted to get into the going game. >> Yeah. >> One weekend he retirement plan going. >> Okay. So, he thought there'd be money in the union gang. So, >> that's more like grooming to me. Port. >> We decided to go to some grooming. >> We got to groom you, Marty. No. >> Yeah. No. I I do not like I cannot get my hands dirty with this. They gross me out.
**[11:31]** Like it's going to be [__] >> I don't even like [__] >> Mommy's losers and it was it was >> it was this girl with like hundreds of men. >> Oh god. It's so bad. It's so bad. Like we were there was talking to mommy. It was all safe. No one was naked or anything. But like um >> I didn't see any. I didn't see any. Like I just remember like Marty was just harassing mommy for
**[12:03]** like a good couple of hours and they're like these other guys clearly waiting getting real upset. Marty's just like drunkenly harassing mommy. >> You're lying here. You tried to pull me in there to normalize it so you wouldn't feel gay. >> I think I mentioned it to you. >> So you wouldn't feel gay. Why would I feel gay? Cuz you're gay. Sweet. I don't even frequent Gooning servers and I'm pretty depraved on the app. It was
**[12:35]** like my night of like just you know just being funny of the he was certain of like the financial prospects of go you know like offering him like like $6 an hour or something apparently >> gay goon I don't know what what that is potato you make it gay why do you keep bringing gay back potato I haven't said anything about gay it's smarty >> you we keep talking about things and you keep interjecting gay into
**[13:01]** it >> people asking about the gay gooning that you guys are talking about. >> Just go. >> Gay gay. >> Well, there's a lot of men talking about a lot of like men stuff. >> Oh my god. So, potato, you're the projecting dweller. >> I'm just saying that's what it is. I'm just >> It's obvious that everyone in this VCure obvious. >> Okay. So, pure gooning but not gay. Got it. >> Yeah. Okay. Okay. >> You
**[13:35]** never just went with one of your friends to go to like weird going servers together. >> Oh god. >> There's nothing gay about that, right? [Applause] >> I don't know. I jack off of VC all the time though. You know, I think that's normal, right? >> Right now, so I guess so. Okay. Well, I mean, you don't even know. You never know. I forgot people do that. >> It's so weird. >> Well, really usually like I
**[14:10]** Well, if I'm muted, you know, you don't know how many I'm in. You know what I'm saying? Should be getting weird. >> Yeah, the thing probably at least two people in here are doing it right now. That's just strange. >> I like I'm not going to say it. Continue. [Applause] Hash memie. >> So it's not gay. Okay, got it. No one's gay. >> I'm fine. I'm happy. >> Definitely gayer than pork. Pork like so. My I
**[14:47]** don't know. But potato gets [__] in the ass. [__] me in the ass. So potato's definitely gayer by my books. I'm not I'm not gay. I don't know what the [__] you're talking about. I don't know where y'all this from. Where I mean you start all kinds of Jewish rumors. I don't I don't think any of that makes any sense. I don't know what >> the rumor is. What rumor is what rumors? >> Yeah. I don't
**[15:06]** know what he's talking about. Like he's like he's just >> You said you wore high heels. That's not what you mean it. >> No. >> Correct. >> No. >> Yes. Yes. >> I said we were doing a play. >> The clip. >> Well, we were doing a play. Like what the [__] do Like we had to do it. >> Plays are gay. But that's not what you said. >> You were like went to school. We had
**[15:27]** plays in school. Like I don't want the [__] All right. It's a play. You went to a gay bar as well. Yeah. Because your girlfriend >> because my girlfriend wanted to go there for her birthday. >> So that doesn't make me gay either. >> His girlfriend is not gay. >> Yeah. So you went to the gay bar to dance with the man because I didn't want to let my I didn't want to let my girlfriend down.
**[15:54]** >> Didn't you have a funner time dancing with a dude than you did with your girlfriend that night? She wanted to have a fun time. >> But you had a fun time. >> Well, I thought it was if I was having a fun time, she would have a fun time, you know. >> No, she at you because she was jealous that you were a gay dude. Remember? >> I just want to make people happy. >> You
**[16:11]** want to make them happy? [Applause] >> No, I don't know what you're talking about. >> I need your girlfriend. We should run home and [__] her instead of kicking her on the ribs after the part, you know. >> No, because I didn't like that she punched me. I didn't want her in my home cuz she punched me. >> She punched you cuz she was jealous of you the guy. >> Yeah. >> So you kicked her in
**[16:36]** the ribs. >> Yeah. >> But you're not gay. >> You're not gay. >> Why would I be Why would I be gay? What the [__] I was [__] want her in my home cuz she punched me. >> She punched you cuz she was jealous of you and the guy. >> Yeah. >> So you kicked her in the ribs. Yeah, >> you're not gay. >> No, >> you're not gay. >> Why would I be gay? Why would
**[16:58]** I be gay? What the [__] I was [__] my girlfriend. What are you talking about? >> You're so weird. >> I mean, look, just from listening to the story thus far, you're you're at the very least bisexual, potato. >> Not at all. >> You have done a suspicious amount of things that would make you definitely bisexual at least. >> No. Well, that's not what that's not the story I just heard play out. >> Okay. Well, that's
**[17:26]** not my problem. It's not a problem. It's 2024. >> Well, I don't care what you say. That's it's your problem. Don't make me gay. You [__] gays. Shut your [__] mouth. Like, what? I don't know what you're talking about. Stop gaslighting me. [__] weasels. >> You sound like such a [__] right now. Like, just >> shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I can make it. >> No, you sound so sad and pathetic. >> Okay. Is it
**[17:57]** because you're disappointed I'm not gay? >> Potato. I'm pretty sure you know that does not bother me. >> This is great. >> We sound awfully defensive now all of a sudden. I'm bored. >> We don't have to talk about gay things anymore. >> I've tried to run a YouTube channel. I don't know what the [__] you guys are up to. Have they been up all night drinking and doing drugs? I don't know what they've been doing,
**[18:48]** but >> Barrett got confronted and he's turned it into attacking potato. >> Man, I'd be pretty sad if I streamed all day. >> It's called the weave. It's called the weave. >> They were they were confronting Port and then he somehow managed to turn it against potato. And you know, it's a mob mentality. >> All right. Well, you know, I'll take my dues then. If if anyone else wants to call me gay, they're welcome to proof.
**[19:15]** Don't project your shoes onto me. If anybody's angry, be angry at yourself. >> I'm asking I'm asking people to come at me, Mr. Proof. >> I still accept you and love you for who you are, Court. It's okay. >> I know you would. But, you know, you don't have to. >> I mean, I feel sorry for what you put Marty through. That wasn't right. But, I mean, it is what it is. >> Well, Marty should just
**[19:35]** not be a little [__] about it. >> Did you try to join Marty game? >> He did? Well, he didn't tell Marty. Marty didn't realize it it wasn't just a friendship when they play tanks. He thought it was innocent. He didn't know port off on it. >> He said that's wrong. >> That's a wage. That's wage. It's something but it's massive wage for sure. >> I think it's hot. Y'all just hate him. Pork grows hard. I
**[20:14]** don't know why you guys are getting out. >> That's Well, that's what that's the problem. I'll just I'll take a hit for the team and he could try me out and see if he's still gay, you know. >> No, it's fine. No, >> you'll have a weak moment someday, sir. I'll be here. >> I don't think I will. >> There are a few that don't, but it's rare. We got a we got a comment from the
**[20:39]** chat. A dude says that he knows a dude that knows monkey >> the nose board monkey and they were and there it was something there was something going on. >> Oh, who's who is this? Who is >> some brand new account? All it takes is for one proof to come out and the wall of wrath falls. I don't know who that is. >> Sure you don't. >> Could be any one of the men I'd gi with.
**[21:10]** >> Well, there's there's at least two witnesses now. >> Coming forward. >> Somebody saw saw you at public restrooms. Port. >> Can I cook? Am I done? I have to leave a sec. >> No. No. It's But it's not working. >> Oh no. What I do? What will I do without Discord? Snowflake.