Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

The definitive archive documenting the transition of Thomas Dall into Tim Dooley (The Potato of Life).


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FILE DATE: June 24, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED

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**[00:04]** I want Mundo Kane to leave. Tim, did you complete school? I completed life. What's my highest grade? Um, I have about 16 years of education. Uh, Yeah, I have college 16 years of 18 years of education. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sharing my college um knowledge, college knowledge with you. Yeah. Yeah. If you didn't go to college, I've definitely been talking to you at that level or higher. major um I had language so that would be like Latin, **[01:08]** German, Spanish, you know, and then the basic stuff that you get. I not I I think music music was the one that I had I had a major in music or I had specialized in music. So music theory I learned how to compose music, how to create Mosart pieces and create music. Learned about the scales and things like that but it was mostly for piano. So I learned a lot of theoretical stuff about piano. We learned **[01:44]** about Mozart. We learned to play a little bit of guitar and drums and and whatnot. Um, so yeah, it was a lot of music. They had me singing uh Proud Mary. They wanted me to sing. They're like, "No, no, you sing good." I'm like, "I don't I don't think I sing very good." Like, "No, you should sing." Like, "Okay, okay, I'll sing it. [Music] [Applause] I can compose uh if I remember I can compose from the **[02:26]** like make these like right I can compose and write sheet music for to play with piano based on the chord progression and the key and these things. So, but it's a long time ago and I forgot all of that. I you know what I mean? Like, but I that's the kind of stuff we did in music theory, right? We learned to compose from music, right? You have you start with an E minor then you know it **[03:06]** goes here and then you can go up here or you have to do within the within its its thing and you have to hit these things and then you have the other thing and you have to and then you make these things. Does that make sense? It makes sense, right? I hope it makes sense. I'm just I'm trying to explain it crude but this these are the we're doing things like that for music. What about graphic **[03:31]** design? Yeah, I have a Yeah. Yeah. I learned about design through Yeah. colors, rooms, different periods of stylistic things through the decades. You know, you have a funky style and you have also minimalistic and you have all kinds of they have all kinds of names which I don't remember all the the names but they have different stylistic impressions. There's impressionism, expressionism, there's, you know, color scales, color, you know, you have these uh complimentary colors. You have **[04:09]** different how you put colors together. You got to learn about the color wheel. You got to learn something about fonts, something about serifs, sans serifs, what these things mean. What is cursive? When do you use it? What's the font size? How do you do print? What's the PPI pixel? Um P, you know, when you do it for print, how do you how do you change the PPI? How do you do a what's A5? What's A4? What's **[04:38]** these different formats? How do you print? How do you clip? How do you do things for preparation for uh industry, you know, for whatever all these things you learn how to do covers, magazines, CDs, posters, books, you know, etc. So, it's like a long education with that sort of, you know, all kinds of theory and working in an, you know, you have an internship in a in a publish in a you know in a what do **[05:23]** you call this advertising agency or something, right? You have then you have clients and they need tasks done. They need something. They get a job, right? And you do the Oh, yeah. You do homepage twos. tools do homepage designs HTML. You also learn to code HTML. You also learn to code some stylesheet, right? You learn to do a lot of styles sheeting actually, you know, how to how to code CSS because that's a big part of **[06:02]** the graphical design. You can learn a lot basic HTML. Have you ever heard of Cubist? No. I haven't heard about this specific. Do you have a fond memories of living in Copenhagen? These are good person. These are personal questions, but um thank you. Uh yeah, I do have fond memories of living in Copenhagen. Thanks for asking. We were we I had a I was living with a guy in a in an apartment and um and he **[06:46]** was he was a nice guy. I was playing Dota a lot of times. So whenever I had I would work from 9 to5, right? So I take the subway. Imagine, you have to imagine me in a suit. In a nice suit with a laptop with a like a one of those like you have a briefcase with a laptop inside it. Suit subway and just standing in the train. You're like, [Music] that was me. That was my **[07:24]** son. So at what age? 20. Age 20. 20 years old. Yeah. He had a lot of fun memories. So his nineto-ive job, you had to speak with clients. The food was free and so was the you had dental care and you had all kinds of advantages. You know, they sometimes they would give you gifts like you get wine or you get a new cell phone or new clothes or something like this. you know, the the boss **[08:11]** and the and her wife. She she was uh she's like a I don't know like a she was flirting with with with all the employees include and me too. Me too. and um I don't know it's kind of her it was she was tasked with uh with um recruiting right and with uh building up employer morale if that makes sense right so she was like a she was like the boss's prostitute but she was she was **[08:52]** our mom does that make any sense she He had a lot of fun instructing all the It was only guys working there for some reason, you know, but only young all the young good-looking dudes was working there. Did you hook up with this woman? No, I didn't. But you know, it was the workplace, right? So, you sit with a computer, you have a phone, they call you like, "Oh, my printer doesn't work. I can't uh whatever." **[09:24]** You know? So you have all your clients are hairdressers, right? So it was a hair it was a place where all these hairdressers they could get like a like an e solution, right? And they would and it and they would it's like for booking. So clients they could book at uh reservation to get their haircut, right? And it was like an all round solution for the hairdresser, right? They get so they can do their accounting. they **[09:55]** get so they can do um you know they get a printer with it they get a complete solution it's pretty expensive right but you get you know an accounting system you get an accountant you can call the company etc et so what if then they call you pick up the the phone right so it's a bunch of hairdressers those are all your clients did you get paid in Google Play gift cards No. Why is there no **[10:30]** likes? Are you just asking these questions because you want to assassinate me or like why you are you not interested in me or you just you really hate me that much? Did you graduate uh high school, Tim? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I just I [__] it up. But you didn't graduate high school. No, I don't need a diploma for anything. Oh, no. So, you didn't graduate high school? I don't I don't want to graduate anything. That **[11:08]** just means I'm part of something, some system, right? I don't want that. Why would I want that? Because it's a perfect system. It's a beautiful system. That's why. Yeah, but it's better if you if you drop out then they have to put you in like funny boxes. It's more fun. Makes life easier. Who doesn't need school? Yeah, exactly. I went to school, but I don't need a graduation. Life invented. Yeah, I got life. What do you **[11:45]** think? It stops at graduation to tell you like, "Oh, you're done. Here's here here's your diploma. This is what you know. This is who you are. This is your box now." Ah, [__] that. I don't need that. No, this is your box now. That was good. That was a good way to put it. I never thought of it like that. It's your box now. Yeah. So, n why would I get a graduation? It's some interesting classes, **[12:11]** though. If that's you know you know it's a I college is nice you know it's it's there's you can learn a lot of things it's good like like you want to test me in college knowledge Tim you need a good ass eating I think that's what you need buddy n that's that only makes things worse This is not violence with violence. Yeah, I tell you it's violence that give birth to this. If you put more violence **[12:57]** on top of it, it will only become more angry. You know, why would you why would you break the piece for something to go back to anger? you. Oh my god, that little kitty cat's giving that guy a high vibe. I was born out of violence. Stop. That was adorable. See that? Um, I'm trying to do this real quick. I went to college and got a master's in music. Wouldn't you say so? I invented a whole **[13:40]** [__] music industry. Are you going to say I didn't get a masters in music? Yeah. I mean, you invented music? No. Yeah, he did. Yeah. I am the industry. The whole potato industry. The whole potato music industry. I am I am that. That's not even a joke. I am the whole potato music industry. That's not a you are you going to say that I don't own most of the potato market for potato music? Are you going **[14:12]** to say it's not Tim Douly's market? Like literally I have most of the songs out there about potatoes. It's all Tim Douly based. Jesus Christ, Tim. It's just the It's just the truth. Potato songs. 700 700. Oh my god, dude. Yeah. and and in culture there was like six or seven or something, right? So I'm already I already hundfolded the entire culture of potato music alone single-handedly. Tim Douly. Yep. Tim, good. We're gonna put this one **[14:58]** up for one. I'm just tired myself, guys. I didn't get any sleep last night. Master in music theory. Yeah. Yeah. If you dunk out enough muno tracks, you can claim that you have the whole industry. It doesn't m music is garbage these days. You just have to make sure that it it's at the level of garbage. And when you know that it's like, oh, this this is the vibe. Oh, this smells like garbage. And then you **[15:27]** have to you release it, right? You're like, okay, let's ship it. Send it. Full send it. Boom. And you're like, "Oh, this is good. They'll they'll eat this." Because that's what they want. That's what they're used to. That's what they all Yeah. That's all that's the only thing they know. And so really, it's just it's about just pumping out garbage every day until there's so much garbage. It's the only garbage there is. Oh, yeah. [Music] Was **[15:54]** you went to college and got a degree in music? He did music and didn't you do it in like design too or something? They got one in like [__] computer art design or some [__] um a master's in yeah I never graduated anything other than the school of life but I'm still I'm still working towards school no school hard knocks yeah I It's a hard knock life. It's a hard knock life for me. His master's was **[16:47]** in sitting on [__] I never went to college. I don't know what you're talking about, man. Bro, what? You come here expect the truth all the time? What the [__] What's wrong? What? I'm a living parable. What does that have to do with what does your education have to do with finding Yeah, you in the world. You're making me want to say I've never been there. I don't What is a college? What is that? I've never **[17:23]** never seen a college in my life. Sammy, what sucks is people judge you on your education or like how No, I've never I've never been to college. I don't know. I've never I've never I don't know what I was That was a mistake. If If If somebody named Tim Douly ever told you that that Tim Douly went to college, that's crazy. That's crazy. Don't listen to that guy. I'm the real Tim Douly. And I never went **[17:49]** to college. Okay. And you listen to me. You can trust me. You But you can't trust the other two. He's not You can't You've seen other do you can't trust the guy. He is terrible. Avoid that guy. But the this I you can trust me. I'm the real Tim Douly. Tim Muy. Yeah. And and I'll tell you, I've never been to college. Never. I I don't even know what a What is a co like No. No. **[18:25]** No. What's a college? Is it some place where you get dinner there or like was like a restaurant or it sounds kind of like cozy or something like is it like a cabin you go to? Sarcasm ass [__] [__] that Tim Dy does. I know you never went to college. That's right. There you go. See, he gets it. This guy is learning quick. What is a college? What is college? I've never heard of that. That word **[18:57]** doesn't exist. Yeah, but look at this. I I've never There's no way I would ever go there. Oh, that's only for stupid people or something like that. Like I let the AI talk to you, [__] I'm Tim Douly. Who needs a brain or reading or thinking or even like I let AI speak for me, [__] Oh, you got it. Oh, you know how to do you you could do the whole thing. You got the whole You **[19:37]** could do the whole thing. Breath on these [__] retards. That's right. Just let the machines like chalk them down. It's like h you want to go into a you know what you want to you want to go into argument. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Take this machine for four hours. Question though. That's an honest question. Was was college on the table for you? Like could you have gone or like what? Like did you have **[20:03]** an opportunity and you just didn't go or you just uh Well, college went to me. He chose you. Yeah. College came to me. College came to the Timbo here. Yeah. I never went to college. College went to Tim Duly. College came to Tim Douly and uh it's crazy. You could have obviously though. I mean, I don't know if you did or didn't for real. Like, you know, all jokes aside, you know, what is there really to **[20:51]** say about Kylie? Like, what do we mean? All jokes aside, come on. Let's like give in. Like, can't you just cave? Like, we got it. Like, [Music] say you did. Let's say you did it. I don't know. Let's say you did. I think I'm trying to think of how to word this question. Yeah, I have this I have this question for it. Mhm. I have absolutely no idea how to word this to you. You were there **[21:27]** when I asked No, I'm telling you, I've been like thinking about this for a few days now. Okay. Because it just doesn't make any sense. this qu like have you ever had this like where you have like this how great it is somebody can invent greatness in itself and embody that greatness without any this just the greatness in itself like I'm getting I'm getting some criticism from the chat he's saying like you can't just be great **[21:56]** let's read like you can't just take everything away and then just be like I'm great you know you can't just can we get through this Yeah, cuz this person really is that was never my paragraphs about this. Let's see. Graphic designer at 20 after a master's in music and also worked a look how cute home at 19. Considering I know the actual timeline, it's just funny to me. So Tim, you worked at Old Thug's home. Oh, **[22:38]** my son did. I don't I don't know. I haven't I don't have anything to do. Here we go. You're Hey, here to learn. You're not going to get anything out of Tim. You know how Tim works. Like, good luck. Like, I wanted to read like, see, it's not going to happen. Just I I noticed it right off the bat. His first little where he started talking. Much love. Uh, you can type in the chat. Tim, read **[23:04]** the chat if you want. I'm gonna I'm just gonna fall back and listen for a minute. Yeah, that's cool. I don't lie. Like, why would you think that somebody named like somebody who calls himself God would lie to you? How could you ever think that anybody who call himself God would ever ever ever lie to you? That's crazy. What? Somebody comes along and says, "I'm God." I just trust him right away. Be like, "Hey, hey, maybe **[23:40]** you have a point, man." And he says, "I'm not a man. I'm I'm God." Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, God. Maybe you have a point, God. Yeah, you damn right. Yeah. Oh, okay. I guess we agree and then that's it. I like how a couple of beers allows you to I don't I haven't said any quiet bits out loud. You're just a like I don't even know what I'm like I don't even know what I'm saying. I **[24:10]** don't have any agency. I don't remember anything that I've said. And so if anything was said, it wasn't in my name. I like I don't I have no idea what you're talking about. I wasn't there. Like I don't know. I have no idea what you're talking about. Whatever you Whatever you're I It's not me. You're It's a got to be some I think that's somebody else you're talking about. Are you sure? Like could have could you **[24:53]** have been mistaken that person with somebody else altogether? Like could have have been like somebody named Carlos or something from the east coast. Had nothing to do with me or my life or anything like that. I'm just asking I would never make anything up. Why would I make anything up? That's crazy. Why would anybody make like would mud dwellers make anything up? Would you make anything up? You would never make anything up, would you? or what? **[25:54]** You're the most You're always truthful. Ah, you wouldn't make You would never lie. Never. I shouldn't judge you for like you know why would you you're you're better greater you're the you're you're you're perfection. You would never lie. Right. It's good. In this circle here, people would never lie. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. I'm claiming perfection. I'm trying to sell potatoes here. I'm biased. Are you going to be upset because I'm biased towards potatoes? It's just my **[27:19]** inherent bias. I can't help it. I love potatoes so much. I just want you to feel the same joy for potatoes that I feel. I don't I actually I don't care if I lie because I just want to I want you to feel potatoes in one way or the other. The potato is the path of all paths. If if you want me to be an expert, you're fine. It um you know, I'm the I'm a quantum **[27:45]** potato. Whatever your choice is, it's both yes and no. And I wasn't even there. And I don't know what you're talking about. But al I don't know. I I don't remember. I don't know how I literally have no idea what you're talking about. Everything you've been saying makes no sense to me. Like it's feels like a I don't know. Like why you asking these? Who are you asking for? Who are you? Who is this person asking? **[28:18]** No, you you're asking I don't know. You're in it. That sounds like you're like who are you instigating for? What who do you work for? I don't remember nothing. I haven't seen nothing. Everything that was said there was there was a decoy. There's nothing. You can't There's no The information isn't valid. You're full of [__] I saw your tricks from a mile away. That's why I put a DK decoy Tim Douly in place. Everything that was **[28:46]** said was the fake Tim Duly. You can't rely on anything that was said until this point here because I'm the real Tim Douly. So you have to understand that not none of everything else you understood was not that was not real. What's real is the voice you're listening to right now. That's