FILE DATE: August 25, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED
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Source Link: Watch on YouTube Channel: Tim “Scooter” Fooley (Kittystyles)
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**[00:00]** Import monkey. Excuse me. It could be hard to be uh Marty and gay and Jewish all at once. Can I have an exit interview though? Oo Jewish just give your money. It's just a little bit of interest. What's the problem? O poor monkey. Can you come in and give me a helping hand? Poor monkey. I love you so much. I would just love you so much. If you just could give you I just I just need
**[00:28]** a little bit of cup of coffee. I am so thirsty, poor monkey. I'm so thirsty. Oh, I'm parched. I'm parched. Just I'm I'm so parched. Poor monkey. It's just the weather out there. It's so dry. It's bad for my mucus. That's my tonsils. They act. I have hemorrhoids. What do you think? Can you help me out with my medical bills? My eye doctor says I need new glasses, but I can't afford the bills. Can you help
**[01:00]** out a poor impoverished Jew like myself? Please, please. I'm begging you. Please, please. I'm just a poor Jew just out here trying to make money. Just trying to make it through the day. Don't mind me. You can give a little bit. God's going to love you for that one. O >> bay, it's tough out there for a surviving Jew. I've been surviving for generations, but he was only lucky because I was stuck in an attic for
**[01:32]** generations. My grandfather, he was stuck in a cellar. He was stuck in a cellar. We could He couldn't get out because Hitler's soldiers, they were marching in the streets. He had to hide in the cellar. We don't know why they were hiding. Jews are the best people in the world. Why would anybody ever be against the Jews? They would never lie. Oy, we would never tell a lie. Oy, that's not why we was banished from 120
**[02:00]** countries. We had We are just victims of persecution. O 6 million Jews, they died during the Holocaust. O, it was hard times. They were coming after us because they didn't like Jews. How about how about uh coffee? I we'll delete all your debt, port monkey. How about a cup of coffee to show that you love me, show your appreciation for potatoes? We plan to We have a road map, etc. Welcome to the investor team. You're now
**[02:31]** a golden member. Here's our Here's your golden enlightened banana emblem and badge to go along with it. Have a seat over here. We have a golden seat for you. Would you like to send this golden seat, Mr. Port Monkey? Here's your $5. You know, thank you. Thank you. I will. Let me see if I can bow lower, Mr. Port Monkey. My neck. Here you go, Mr. Port Monkey. You are our honorable guest. Our honorable investor. Here
**[02:58]** you go. Here's your golden table with your golden chair. Here's the potatoes. I have cooked them perfectly for you. I have gotten 89 virgins to make them for 9 hours. These potatoes, they are so crispy golden. This for you, B monkey, you're here. Please, please eat, eat, eat, but please sleep with them all. It's okay. Have the It's It's yours. Basa sucasa. $5. You are the You're my best friend. Maybe we can establish a baseline. Time
**[03:28]** is money. I don't know how to sing from the diaphragm. Yeah, Harper Lewis. That does sound like a port name. Harper Lewis. It's cute. Port monkey, just say that you're gay, dude. It's okay. Is port monkey gay? Can we have a one in the chat if you think Port Monkey is gay? Can we have a two in the chat if you think Port Monkey is not gay? Just be real. Just asking your opinion. We don't know.
**[03:48]** Weird. What was it? One for gay and two for not gay. Do you think Port Monkey is gay? Type one. Do you think Port Monkey is not gay? Type two. Port monkey says he think he's not gay. Good Morgan Fra Frow line. Potato king. Hope you're feeling better today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We blew out 100 tomatoes today. It was a big victory for the potato. The great book of potatoes showed them the way and they just
**[04:08]** gave up. All All of them. Every single one of them just gave up. They tried for a long time. Can we have a moment? No one has an opinion. Literally, no one has an opinion about whether Port Monkey is gay or not. It is okay to be gay. But does nobody have an opinion besides Port Monkey. Really, no one wants to vote except for Port Monkey. I just want to know the audience's opinion. What about uh
**[04:32]** No, let's take Monkey first. Yeah, I don't know if he's gay either, but Port Monkey said two, which means he's not gay. Are you trying to say that you're not gay, Port Monkey? Yeah, I don't I don't care either. It's just all the stuff all the gay ops that you guys make. Yeah, I also I love the gays. I wish Port I want Port Monkey to be gay. Port monkey doesn't seem gay to be honest. I
**[04:52]** want him to be gay. He'd be it'd be cooler if he was gay. Well, we have you have to test people and I also say that they're Jewish and I say a lot of things. These are this just the way that I get to know people, you know? It's like that's the sector stuff. That's I learned that from the sector. Just call somebody some something and then they have to defend themselves. You just keep saying it
**[05:10]** until they make a case for themselves, right? That's how you do. It's like, "Hey, poor monkey, you're gay. You're you're just gay." Because where's the proof? You don't have a girlfriend. Show Show us your girlfriend. So there you're gay. You He's just gay. That's just self-explanatory. He didn't show his picture of his girlfriend and wife and house and backyard. So therefore, you know, he's obviously gay. You see how that works? It's police interrogation logic. We know
**[05:33]** that. I do suspect for monkey does. See, these are the things that I actually really want to know. It's not really whether he's gay or not. It's just we got to find an angle where he's like he starts admitting something. I did see him show some chickens once, right? And a dog. And that gay people have chickens and dogs. Stone.