FILE DATE: September 29, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED
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also claims to be haunted by Tomatos
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**[00:00]** dreadful things. They're damaged. Yeah, we shouldn't use a dirty knife. That would be really bad. That's why you do the salad first so you don't [__] it up. so you don't accidentally do any mistakes. My advice is when you do burgers like this, do the prep for the salad first. Do the salad first and put it aside and then you do all of this. Now, we're going to do it this way. You can do it this
**[00:44]** way is fine, but you need to be very observant that your cutting board is clean and so is your knife. Otherwise, that's how you end up getting diarrhea. Which by the way, you know, I I never really have food poisoning. It's I don't know if the last time I was sick because I'm very I care a lot about food hygiene. You know, I was at a at a food hygiene crash course. I know everything about bacteria.
**[01:27]** Well, not everything. I know I know some things. I know some things about what you should and shouldn't do in a kitchen because I used to make hot dogs every day for people for customers. And so, if you didn't know how to make keep that clean, you had to have a hot dog certificate. That's right. I had I have a hot dog certificate. I have a I'm certified hot dog maker just like I'm a certified DJ.
**[01:53]** Yeah, I went to go get a get a DJ certificate. So, I'm certified to DJ in clubs and things like that. Actually, I don't I don't think I have the card anymore or whatever, but I think things like that. I mean, it's a real crash course in DJing. [Music] Let's see what else. I also have a truck certificate, driver's license, and I have a degree in graphic design. [Music] I also have a college degree. [Music] I
**[02:49]** do not eat um folic shaped meat. Folic shaped meat. Use wood and cutting board. Knows all about bacteria. Yeah. The reason why you want to be using wood. It's a natural element. But the reason why is because it's a softer material than the pans. [Music] softer material, baby. And so the reason why you want to be using a softer material is because by using a softer material, you don't damage the pan. You just don't damage the
**[04:01]** pan. And that's pretty important. [Music] Need these onions to finish. Let's see. Do we got it all yet? Mhm. [Music] Let me see. Felic. I don't eat phallic shaped meat. All right. Is this felic shaped? Could we see cursed tomatoes? Could we see us use I only seen your se eat a sandwich once. Didn't even know you ate food. Yeah, we do cooking show every two days or so. We do that for free, but we do
**[06:01]** appreciate if you buy me a coffee. You don't have to. Everything is essentially free here, but every coffee of course helps so we can get new equipment, new cameras, things like that. It's all we, you know, you don't understand. I I actually really care about this. So the support doesn't just go for, you know, we don't we don't plan to waste everything away. We want to put dignity to the supporters. and show that that you know
**[06:31]** to contribute positively is also to contribute to health and progress and good things. We're not here to scam you. We are not here to scam you. I say we I mean we are the potatoes. I hope that all potatoes are good potatoes. We're here to be good potatoes. Even the tomatoes, we're also here to fix the tomatoes and make them good because they're essentially the ones who have the biggest problems. tomatoes they cannot align with the
**[06:59]** world and become proper to potatoes to potatoes. So, but let's see based uh last time I got you a coffee. You got drunk on wine while I was working. That was pretty good, right? like send $10, the guy gets blastered drunk. It was a request from another viewer and they sent also five. Oh, wait. Are you uh are you a spice? Because she was the one that requested it. She sent me a coffee and I was
**[07:37]** like, you know what? I can get because she said, can I she said, can I send you wine? That's what she said. And I said, "Yeah, but instead of sending me wine, you know what? You could save the delivery and I'll just go and buy a bottle of wine and then you send me a cop cup of coffee instead." And she said, "Yeah." Because then I I saved her money for that because she wanted to get
**[08:08]** me drunk. You see, that was her intention. And I complied. I said, "Yeah, let's do that. That sounds like fun if that's what people want." Okay. So, that's my blood sacrifice. Yes. Yeah. Please do understand it. It's viewer request. I am not a a big drinker, but people want apparently me to be a little bit more degenerate. And so, I feed into people's requests. I don't feed into every request because some requests are [__] [__] But
**[08:46]** if somebody asked me, "Hey, could you drink a bottle of wine?" I'll be, "Yeah, because maybe I could drink a bottle of wine with them and we have fun and maybe, you know, so I'm like, okay, sure, sure. Sounds like a good idea. Why not? You could use a S. It was Saturday, you know." So that was kind of the It seemed like an easy choice, right? I don't drink very often. Uh, you were definitely on
**[09:11]** on one. I stopped in and you were yelling at a floating potato by East. It's really good. So about spice, he wants all that fun. Like obviously, so let's get a little bit rowdy here. Let's get rowdy and get this going. So we turned this off now. This is uh Okay, this is done. We got an onion in here that got soft. The meat got done. Everything's done. In fact, the meat is all dried out now.
**[10:02]** What's goody? What's goody? What's goody? Fellow tomatoes. Hey, Brink. Potato is the way. I don't know if you know that, but potato is is a better way because it's the way. Other ways you don't know if you can guarantee if you're on the right path but potato is the way right so it's actually response to that Uganda song do you know the way you know you know that song we must find the way Uganda ganda you
**[10:47]** you know you know the Uanda song do you know the Why can't Because uh because he said tomatoes. It's only tomato. That's a bad word. The word tomato. If you say it any other way, maybe it'll just simply, you know, divert the the thing, the censorship, right? So if you say tomatoes, that's okay. If you say tomato, that's not okay. If you say tomato, that's okay. If you say tomatas or tomato, that's probably okay, too. Or
**[11:33]** if you say tomato or tomato or tomita, you just can't say tomato. That's forbidden. Because tomatoes they gave me, you know, they gave me the scare of my life. I think tomatoes is fine. Yeah. But I've seen a lot of these tomatoes. They were going crazy. They attacked me. They bullied me. They're It's just I have trauma over tomatoes. They're haunting me in my dreams. [Music] I had peaceful dreams. And then tomatoes showed up and they're
**[12:22]** haunting me day and night. And I didn't like that. And I didn't know what to do about that. And so I just don't know what what can I really do. That haunts me at night. And so I don't know what to do about that. It's like they've caused me trauma and now I have to live with that for the rest of my life and they have to live with that for the rest of their lives and
**[12:55]** we all have to live with that. But are we ever going to talk about it? I don't know. I guess it'll just be our little secret. The things that they did. But let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. Not all the things that all of the tomatoes did was pretty. I'm sure there could be good tomatoes between those, but it's caused me a lot of distress and fear and and anxiety and just I don't feel safe
**[13:23]** anymore. Well, it's about my safety. It's about my feelings. That's That's right. That's what it's about. feelings, you know, m feelings and that's very important. We can't just ignore my feelings. Hang on. I got burger dressing somewhere. Like I know it. I just I can feel it. It's literally right over here on the table. Can you just neglect people's m feelings? No. But people have mafilings, you know. It's very very important. What else do we put
**[14:16]** in this? Nothing else. That's it. I think that's it. Um, I'll show you some cool Oh, okay. Let's give it a couple more minutes. Just a couple more. Hang on. So if we put cheese on this [Music] See, can we Okay, that's one. That's really hot. It's very hot. Very very very hot. Okay. So, we need ketchup. Oops. We need steak. What else do we need? Tomatoes. Audience, lettuce dressing, burger. burger dressing and more lettuce. Simple
**[17:36]** and probably delicious. Who knows? Tomatoes are I think I burned my pinky finger a little bit. Let me get some cold water out for a second. That bread was unbelievably hot because I think there was some grease on the bottom of it and I touched the grease. So, it kind of [__] me up because the grease got stuck on my finger. So, it just burnt my hand a little bit more than what I was expecting, you
**[18:10]** know, [Music] which is [__] up. So, I'm going to be eating this burger with a a grill knife and a fork, a steel fork. So, I'll be using a steel fork to eating this burger with. And also this steak knife meant for cutting meat and steaks. Yeah. Yeah. [Music] That's how burgers should be eaten by gentlemen by people with a you know that's how burgers should be eaten. I know that they it's but street people they
**[18:55]** eat it in the other way, right? So just understand that people say how could you eat with a fork and a knife? Well, I don't know. How could you eat like a monkey? But yeah, of course you could eat a burger the original way. But I mean, I don't know. Are we civilized or are we monkeys? Are we potatoes or are we monkeys? My wife asked if you're taking communion when you eat potatoes. Great question. Can
**[19:28]** you define what you mean by that? Like communion. Thank you for the question. Wait, let me define. Let me look it up. Communion. the sharing or exchanging of intimate thoughts and feelings especially on a mental or spiritual level in service of Christian worship at which bread and wine are con consecrated and shared holy eucharistic. So like okay so in terms of potato when you eat potato and other things when you eat that you give thanks to
**[20:36]** that in the same way like you get give praise to the bread. So, it's exactly the same like that. You give thanks to God for the meal you're given. Does that answer her question? So, and you don't have to do that. There's no rule to do that. But when you are conscious and aware, it's good to give thanks to nature, to the animal, to the animals, to the vegetables because it's a sacrifice. Sorry. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah.
**[21:44]** So in potato it's um it comes out the same. You know when you eat potatoes and bread and all things you give thanks to God not to potato but also to potato like you know like you want to say thank you for this potato for not just for God's work but for the potato for doing its work right for growing and giving life and nourishment to so many people and we acknowledge its journey just like weign
**[22:21]** acknowledge the cow and everything else and then we give thanks in our mind. Yeah. Yeah. So, so it's you know that's that's kind of the idea and so it's very much like Christian is about giving thanks for the natural things for life giving grace. The main difference between a potato and Christianity is that Christianity is a big fat book that has 2,000 No, I believe I'm eating potato. One of God's creations. And it's